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Summery: Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...

Key:

Emphasizing

Thinking

"Talking"

Narrating

" AFTER THESE LAPS I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME 300 PUSH UPS, 340 SIT UPS, 900 KICKS AND PUNCHES EACH AND SPAR WITH EACH OTHER WHEN YOU'RE DONE. OKAY? OKAY."

"WHAT?" was Tenten's reply.

"…"

" HAI SENSEI! I'LL DO 400, NO, 800 PUSH UPS AND 900 SIT UPS! AND – " Lee yelled.

Gai decided to stop him before Lee got hurt.

" OH, AND MEET ME TOMORROW AT 7:00am TOMORROW. DON'T BE LATE! SAYOUNARA!"

With that said, Gai flashed his good guy pose and ran home.

Gai's Ultimate Plan

I need a plan… NO! I need a GOOD plan…. Gai thought about how he was going to calm the fifteen-year-old hormones as he watched his favourite soap opera.

In the T.V.

Key

Guy

Girl

"Martha? Why? We had great sex and now you want to break up with me again? Why?"

"We've been together too long… I just, I just can't do this anymore! I'm marrying Billy… oh John, please forgive me…"

"Together for a long time is good for a relationship Martha… me and you, that's good… you and Billy would never work out. Martha sweetie, listen to me."

By now Gai had waves of tears rolling down his cheeks.

"No, John. There's no more spark anymore… I only dated you because you were intriguing and mysterious… now your just…John."

" Oh Martha…"

(pity kiss)

" No, John, we shouldn't…"

(return kiss)

(smooch, smooch, smooch, fall on couch)

(censored)

back to reality…

In Anko's apartment….

" John! You baka! She's cheating on you!"

In Kurenai's apartment….

" That's way they're called soap operas I guess…"

At Asuma's place…

" How stupid…"

In Kakashi's apartment….

"Awwww, the didn't go into detail…"

Back in Gai's cozy Living Room…

" EURIKA! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'LL DO! I'LL MAKE THEM HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME WITH EACH OTHER THEY'LL HATE ONE ANOTHER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (choke, cough, cough) HAHAHA."

Gai was so impressed by his plan that he forgot how he was going to keep Tenten and Neji together long enough for the effects to kick in…

" OH MOTHER OF HELL! HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSE TO KEEP THEM TOGETHER?" Gai screamed.

Gai hung his head. There's no way… unless…

" YES! THAT IS MY MASTER PLAN! SPRING OF YOUTH! BEWARE OF MAITO GAI!"

Gai charged out of his apartment and went down to the small convenient store. He good guy posed the cashier and said,

" MY GOOD MAN! WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE EMBROIDERY THREADS? I'M ON A MISSION TO SAVE THE TWO SPRINGS OF YOUTH!"

The poor cahier's sweat dropped. Shouldn't he be in a hospital?

The cashier cleared his throat and said,

" We don't sell embroidery threads here, sir. But –"

" WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SELL THREADS HERE?" Gai's voice boomed so loud that the cashier's hair stood on end.

" As I was saying, they're sold in the craft store."

"YOU – oh… Oh! OKAY! THANKS!"

Gai's teeth went 'ping' and he charged down to the arts and crafts shop.

Sundown, in the clearing

"whew, I'm tired! I'm going home now. See you guys tomorrow!" Tenten said as she bade for teammates farewell.

" OKAY TENTEN! SEE YOU TOMORROW TOO!" Her enthusiastic teammate yelled.

"…"

" yeah, Neji, bye to you too." And with that, Tenten ran home.

10 minutes later…

"Lee, I'm leaving." Neji said, and walked off.

In Gai's apartment….

"MUHAHAHA! THEY'LL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HIT THEM! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH – OUCH!"

In the distance…

"about time he shut up!"

" He better have! I chucked my best shoe at him!"

" The steel toed ones that your grandma gave you?"

"Yeah."

" I thought you hated them!"

" I do! But they never miss their target, and they hurt like hell too!"

"Wow…"

" Yeah…"

Back in Gai's apartment….

" Tomorrow, Neji and Tenten, meet THE STRING OF DOOM!"

okay, there's chapter seven… I hope it's funnier than the others… I'll put some Nejiten fluff in the next chappie… ja ne