This one's a little… sexual….yeah, so there's your warning….

Summery: Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...

Key:

Emphasizing

Thinking

"Talking"

Narrating

"TENTEN! NEJI! RUN A HUNDRED LAPS RIGHT NOW! COME ON! GET GOING!"

Gai was feeling quite happy with himself for remembering this very important step in his plan. If they get sweaty, they'll need a bath…

Finding Out

It was 1:04, and they just finished 100 laps assigned to them by their sensei. Tenten's buns had bits and ends sticking out, which plaster onto her glistening face. Neji was few feet away from her, meditating.

'Grrrrr…' went Tenten's stomach. She blushed.

As usual, she was expected to break the silence, but not like this…

"So… you want to get lunch?"

" No."

" Neji, I'm hungry though…"

" No."

" Please?"

"No."

"Why?"

" Eating is a waste of time."

" No it isn't."

"…"

" Please?"

" Go by yourself."

" I can't."

" Then no."

" Hyuuga Neji! I'm going to get lunch whether you like it or not so let's go!"

" No."

" Nnnnn…." Tenten whined.

Strange… why did she go quiet all of a sudden?

Neji looked at Tenten.

Tenten looked at Neji.

Tenten had her puppy face.

"Pweeeeeeeze Neji-kun? It'll make my day…"

Huge eyes looked at him. HUGE eyes looked at him.

She's so annoying. Thought Neji.

" Fine."

"YEY! Let's go!"

Neji got up from his position and followed Tenten…

HOME?

Neji watched as Tenten got out her keys and open the apartment door.

"Why are we here?" Neji asked blankly, no expression what so ever.

" Errrm… you want me to cook for you too? It's rice balls… it's good…"

Tenten watched as Neji's eyes narrow.

So this is what Tenten's apartment look like… a little untidy, but acceptable… what's that?

Neji stopped his evaluation of the room. His eyes were fixed on a pile of white on the sofa.

" Oh!" Tenten quickly stepped in front of him to block his view and tried to pick up the bundle, which fell apart, dropping garments and littering the carpet.

" Shit!" Tenten crouched down to pick up her stuff. She seemed in such a hurry…

Neji blushed crimson when he finally made heads and tails of the garments Tenten was trying to get out of his view. Oh god… is that a BRA?

Neji spun around fast trying to give Tenten some privacy, but instead they reached the end of their thread so Tenten's right hand was jerked towards Neji forcing her to fling out everything she just picked up.

It was raining girl undergarments.

Most guys would die for a moment like this. Most guys did not include Neji.

Neji quickly gathered everything Tenten just flung at him, but stopped when he felt a rough texture…

LACE.

He immediately stopped and looked at the laced undies he was holding.

At that moment, his body betrayed him, and his mind went straight to his pants. Neji took a deep breath. He was feeling uncomfortable, and he felt hot. Not training hot, but… a different kind…

" Errrm… Neji? You want to bring these to my room now?"

He had to get out of here, and he need to get out of here NOW.

" Okay."

They headed towards Tenten's room, plopped everything on her bed, and went into the kitchen.

" Tenten, I don't like your apartment."

Translation: Tenten, let's stay at my place tonight. Why didn't he just say that? Well, because he's Hyuuga Neji of course. But Tenten got the drift.

" Okay, lead the way."

"Neji? Can't we just use the front door?"

"No."

" Why?"

" Because they're waiting there."

" Who?"

" Shhh…"

Neji and Tenten were perched in the tree by the branch house. Neji had insisted (even he didn't use words) that they went in this way.

" Let's go." Neji gave Tenten a small tug and slipped into the Hyuuga manor undetected.

" Why are we sneaking? You live here."

"…"

" Neji?"

" Tenten… you know that favour you own me?"

" Yeah?" Yes! He's going to use his favour to tell me to shut up!

" I want you to – "

" AHHHHH! Neji-kun! You're back!" (SQUEAL)

"Neji-kun! I missed you so much!"

" Neji-kun! Do you need a bath? I'll scrub your back if you scrub mine!"

Three VERY pretty girls that would make Aphrodite jealous came into view. The one that saw Neji's arrival had long hazel hair and brilliant blue eyes. The one that missed Neji so much had red hair and dark eyes. The one that volunteered to scrub Neji's back had golden wavy locks and emerald green eyes.

Together, they jumped on Neji.

" Neji-kun!"

(Giggle, SQUEEZE, giggle, notices Tenten.)

" WHOA! Who's ugly?" asked the brunette.

"Is she a new maid, Neji-kun?" asked the blonde.

" I bet I can cook as well as her, Neji-kun!" stated the red.

" Me too!" said the blonde.

By now, Tenten's anger was boiling sky high. Ugly? Maid? Me? I'll show them!

Tenten drew out three kunais and chucked them at the Barbies. They pinned them to the opposite wall. Neji smirked.

" That'll teach you not to mess with a kunoichi you bimbos!" Tenten yelled.

All of a sudden Tenten felt something warm envelope her…

" Okay, come on, Tenten…" Neji cooed, " Let's go take a bath before dinner…"

Tenten spun around quickly ready to attack the impostor… except that there was none. Than Tenten understood.

" Okay, but only if you scrub my back…" Tenten said in a flirtatious tone, while drawing circles with her fingers on Neji's chest.

" I'll scrub your back," Neji said, "if you scrub mine."

"Okay, your call." Tenten forced herself to giggle.

Leaving the bimbos with an expression like this: O.O, Tenten followed Neji to the springs…

They live in a mansion…. What did you expect?