Okay, some people might find this chappie a little disturbing… there's A LOT of talk about sex Ed… Neji's OOC… YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. (Don't report me…)

Summery: Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...

Key:

Emphasizing

Thinking

"Talking"

Narrating

" Okay, but only if you scrub my back…" Tenten said in a flirtatious tone, while drawing circles with her fingers on Neji's chest.

" I'll scrub your back," Neji said, "if you scrub mine."

"Okay, your call." Tenten forced herself to giggle.

Leaving the bimbos with an expression like this: O.O, Tenten followed Neji to the springs…

Surprise, surprise

" okay, Neji. I deserve an explanation."

"…"

" Neji! Are you listening?"

Neji sighed and looked at Tenten.

" I want you to pose as my girlfriend."

"What?" This took Tenten completely off guard.

" My favour. I want you to pose as my girlfriend."

" Wait, wait, what?" Tenten asked again, making her sound very stupid.

"You heard me. I don't like repeating myself, Tenten."

Tenten burst.

"Hyuuga Neji! You already use up your favour! I helped you to get away from those bimbos! Do you not remember?"

" I was cut off when I wanted to ask you the favour. You just assumed that." Neji replied coolly.

Tenten's mouth dropped open. He's got some nerves! Still, why do I care?

" I am going to take a bath." Tenten announced.

" Great. Let's go." Neji sounded a little too cheery.

"Ugh!" Tenten looked at Neji. "You pervert!"

( SLAP)

Neji's eyes narrowed.

" If you forgotten that we only have one metre of space between us, I'll accept your apology."

Now Tenten felt bad for slapping Neji. She forgot about the thread.

"Sorry…"

"…"

Tenten smiled. This means that Neji forgives her.

"So… how's this going to work?"

After a few minutes of planning, Neji has found a way so they can bathe together… he rather not, but right now they stink and is in desperate need of a bath.

So, first Tenten undress and go in ( with a towel) while he turns and shut his eyes. They've found out that the jutsu used on the thread allows clothes to pass through. Then, Tenten looks away with her eyes shut and allow him to undress and slip into the bath. Not hard, not hard at all.

Neji got the maid to provide Tenten with a very nice kimono she can wear for dinner. And they set up some futons for them too.

So now, they're in the bath, and Neji's a little nervous. Not that he showed it…

Tenten started to stir. Neji's eyes widened.

" WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Neji shot up in alarm.

" Trying to get out. You said you'll scrub my back." Tenten answered innocently.

Why the hell is she so calm about? This isn't something she should be comfortable with! She's a girl for heavens sake! Usually they're the ones doing the screaming…

Then it hit Neji like a pile of rocks.

Tenten has not received Sex Ed.

And if she has, it was only about the female body.

And Gai never bothered to send or teach them anything like this.

Oh. My. God.

Neji decided to find out how much she's been taught.

It's harder than he thought.

Tenten was sitting on the stool tugging on the thread, beckoning him to scrub her back.

She closed her eyes while he gets out.

Okay, here goes nothing.

" Tenten,"

"Hmmm?"

"Have your parents told you about….the birds and the bees?"

"No, but it sounds interesting. What is it?"

Oh crap… this is bad… I'm not going to explain this to her….

Changing the subject quickly, he said,

" Didn't your parents educate you on your body?"

" Yeah, my mom did when I got first my period. Why?"

Neji let out a small cough. That was more than he needed to know.

" Errr…. What did she say?"

"Mmmm…." Tenten tried to remember what her mom said to her. The truth was, she was dosing off for most of her lecture.

"That I was a young woman and need to appreciate my body more. Don't mix with bad crowds because I'll get hurt and…menstruation is good."

" Oh…" Neji did not like how this conversation was going. He's not usually nosy or talkative but if she lacks this type of knowledge she could really get hurt…

"Errrm…. Do you know what the… cervix is?" Neji cautiously asked.

"Nope." Was the simple, short response.

Okay… she doesn't know the anatomy of the body. Maybe she knows a little more on sex.

"Did she say anything about sex itself?"

Tenten's face lit up. This was something she can quote.

" Sex is good and bad. It could be very pleasurable when done right. When it comes to you, just accept it. But when it's forced it can wreck your life forever. You need to be careful with your partner. First times usually hurt."

Neji's eye twitched. She quoted that. And she has no idea what she's talking about.

"How did you quote that?"

"Easy! My mom drilled it into my head!" Tenten was very pleased with herself. Then she had a question.

" Hey, Neji, do you know why first times usually hurt? And what does it hurt?"

Neji gulped. He did not know how to answer that question without it leading to more questions.

" It hurts the female only a little…" he said in a whisper.

" Why?"

Oh crap…

" It just does…"

"Oh."

Neji now knows why Tenten is lacking the amount of knowledge he was taught when he was thirteen. She isn't curious about sex.

Well, it's a start… When it's forced it can wreck your life forever… that must be rape… thought Neji. Very pleasurable when done right… Hiashi-sama left that part out…

"Hey, Neji, go left."

Neji was snapped out of his thoughts.

"What?"

" Scrub the left shoulder."

"Oh right."

Tenten's so clueless about how her body works… someone could easily take advantage of her…maybe I should tell Gai sensei… But she's so comfortable in her own skin… her soft, silky skin…

Unknowingly, Neji drew a finger down her back.

" EEEEEEP!" Tenten yelped and jumped away like fish out of water.

"Neji! That tickles!"

" …"

Neji didn't say anything. He couldn't. He saw a little too much of Tenten then he wanted. Mainly, her thigh. And that was screwing with his hormones.

Quickly, Neji sat down on the stool.

"Okay, my turn." He said quickly.

Back in the bath…

Neji's thoughts…

Hmmm… she has no idea the difference about male and female… so why did she…

" Tenten, why'd you slap me?" Neji asked.

Maybe she's not completely hopeless.

" Weren't I suppose to? I mean like they do that in movies and soap operas and stuff."

She's hopeless.

"Oh."

" Errr… Neji?"

"…"

" That scar on your back… you know, the big one… how did you get it?"

Okay, she's only interested in things that has to do with ninja… that's good… respectful…

" You gave that to me with your fuuma shuriken, remember?"

"Oh. Sorry."

"…"

"Neji?"

" What?"

" I'm wrinkling like a prune. How are we suppose to get out?"

"…."

I hope this wasn't that disturbing…. I'm very sorry if it is…. I promise there won't be anything like that in the remainder of the story. SORRY