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Summery: Neji's been pushing

Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...

Key:

Emphasizing

Thinking

"Talking"

Narrating

(Silence)

(More silence)

(Even more silence)

"I'm tired, let's sleep." Tenten said.

"Okay."

Morning of release

Neji woke up, but something was wrong…

He was tired.

He was paralysed.

He had to endure a restless night.

He only had three hours of sleep, according to his clock.

He was tangled in thread with Tenten.

He knew all of Tenten's secrets.

He was annoyed.

And he only woke up because his loyal teammate had started to rub her legs against his.

He would hate letting a soul finding him like this.

And what do you know? Lee had to bust in like a lunatic.

"NEJI! IT'S SIX O'CLOCK! GAI SENSEI TOLD ME TO…."

Lee noticed the position Neji's in.

He did the first thing that came to mind…

"AHHHHHHH! MY POOR, POOR VIRGIN EYES! AHHHHHHH!"

And ran out of the Hyuuga manor.

A voice beside Neji asked,

"What's all the commotion about?"

Tenten has awakened.

She tried to get up, but couldn't.

"Ah! Neji! You didn't tell me you move in your sleep!"

"I don't." (Twitch, twitch) how dare she accuse ME!

"Well, neither do I!"

"Sure. You just squirm a lot." Neji smirked.

"Yeah, right, whatever. Let's just get out of this thing, okay?"

"Fine."

6:27

"Neji… how did this happen?"

"…"

"Neji, I'm stuck."

"…"

"Neji, you move too much."

"…"

"Neji, you suck!"

Neji snapped. Like, he only had three hours of sleep…

"Yeah, so? At least I don't sleep with a teddy bear."

Tenten gasped.

"How did you know about Kata?"

"You told me."

"I would never!"

"You sleep talk."

"I so do not!"

"You like me."

Tenten turned beat red.

"…"

"Tenten?"

"I don't sleep talk." Tenten simply stated.

"You keep your diary in your underwear drawer." Neji said that to piss her off and to prove his point.

"So…"

Tenten could not believe she spilled her secrets to Neji. If it was Lee, it was okay. She could beat him up if he peeped. But Neji? He's free to blackmail her until hell freezes over, which wouldn't be any time soon.

Tenten was on the brink of tears. But she won't cry. Why does she feel so screwed anyways?

"There."

Neji had finally unwound the thread.

"Come on, let's fold the futons and get something to eat."

Tenten kneeled down, only to have all the colour drain from her face.

No… not now… why NOW?

Tenten took a deep breath and said,

"Neji, do you have tampons?"

Neji stopped.

"What?"

"I asked if you have… tampons."

"What?"

"NEJI! YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID! DO YOU OR DON'T YOU?"

"Tenten?"

"So?"

"Do I look like I need those?"

"You got long hair."

"…" Neji really want to kill her right now.

"Neji, can we go to the washroom?"

"Okay."

Then Neji noticed something wrong.

"Tenten, aren't you suppose to have a leak to get it on the sheet?"

"Yeah, so?"

"You didn't leak."

"What?"

Tenten checked herself.

"Oh thank you god! THANKYOU!"

Then they became confused.

"Neji, if that wasn't my blood, whose was it?"

"…"

"OH MY GOD NEJI! DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE A GIRL!"

"I'm not."

"Oh."

So the mystery continues… but this is Naruto, not Scooby-Doo.

"it's almost seven, we should go."

"…"

7:00

Neji and Tenten had arrived at the training grounds.

Gai and Lee were already there.

When Lee saw them, he blushed.

"Lee, is something wrong?" Tenten asked out of consideration.

"Mmmmph." Lee said, "I SWEAR I SAW NOTHING!" and ran away (again).

"what's his problem?"

"…."

Gai decided to see if his plan worked.

"SO! WHAT DID YOU LEARN? NEJI! GO FIRST AND TELL ME AS IF YOUR SPRING OF YOUTH DEPENDS ON IT!"

Neji rolled his eyes, not that any one noticed.

What should I say? Hmmm…. Tenten sleeps with a teddy, she has a crush on me, where her diary is, how much she wants to impress her parents, she never had sex ed, why she doesn't use her last name…. Maybe this is too personal.

At last, he decided.

"Tenten hates sashimi."

"WHAT! IS THAT ALL?" Gai sounded disappointed.

"What?" Tenten was surprised. With all that dirt he got on her, he could had said something that could make her life hell. But he didn't.

"OKAY, TENTEN! WHAT DID YOU LEARN?"

Tenten didn't know what to say. She didn't want to embarrass Neji and get him pissed, but if she said she didn't learn anything Gai would KEEP ON ASKING. That was worse than a pissed Neji.

She said the first thing that came to mind.

"Neji's a JERK!"

She didn't mean to say that. Neji knew.

"YES! GAI! YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED! NEJI! TENTEN! YOU ARE FREE TO GO!"

And with that, Gai bounded away happily and the thread disappeared.

"Okay…"

"…"

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