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Summery: Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...

Key:

Emphasizing

Thinking

"Talking"

Narrating

A Little Bit for Laughs

Tenten: Hey this sucks!

Neji: Why do we need to be part of this story?

Tenten: She doesn't even describe us very well.

Neji: This is stupid.

Tenten: I'm much prettier than she gives me credit for.

Neji: (chokes)

Tenten: Hey! Just because you never seen me in a bikini.

Neji: (Blushes)

Tenten: On with the story!

Neji, thinking: I want a beach scene….

"So," Tenten asked, "where do we go now?"

"Picnic."

"Oh! But I didn't prepare anything…"

"I did."

Surprises, surprises Tenten thought as they headed towards Hyuuga manor.

Exercise before Lunch

Tenten followed Neji to the back of the manor.

"Neji, do we have to do this again?"

"Yes."

"Neji, I'm wearing heels."

"So?"

"I can't climb."

"Too bad."

"Neji, I'll just wait out here, okay?"

"No."

"Neji, can't we just use the front door?"

"No."

"Why?"

"They're still here."

"Oh."

Tenten understood Neji's distress. Usually, he would have scared away any fan girls of the sort, but this time the Barbies had Hiashi-sama on their side.

Neji easily jumped onto the faithful old tree overlooking the branch house. Tenten had some trouble.

"Neji?"

"Tenten, hurry up."

"I can't jump that high in these!"

"Take them off."

"I'll get a splinter!"

"Baka."

"I'm staying here." Tenten sniffed.

Neji was uncomfortable. I'll just carry her. It's better than risking…. Or I'll just make sure no one sees me… that sounds good.

"Fine." Even though he didn't like the idea of leaving his last line of defence out here. Tenten's the only one who could inflict pain on the Barbies and get away with it. Of course if it wasn't for the cursed seal he would have killed them long time ago.

Neji jumped into the branch wing undetected. He turned a corner and…

"Neji-kun! Have you come back for me?" The red squealed.

"Neji-kun! I love you!" Said the Brunette.

Great Neji thought. Reinforcements.

Neji quickly slipped away with a bunshin.

Idiots. He thought.

Neji went to the kitchen and got the picnic basket he had prepared. Than he went to the laundry room to get a blanket.

This was the worst mistake ever.

"NEJI-KUN! A PICNIC FOR ME! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! LET'S GO!" The blond yelled in a voice that rivalled Gai's.

Neji grabbed a blanket and dashed out towards where Tenten was waiting for him. He was going to jump the wall when…

Hyuuga Neji was tackled down by a girl.

If the girl was Tenten, that was okay.

But this was the brunette of the Let's Make Neji's Life Hell Barbie Club.

Than the red and the blonde joined her.

"OOOH! NEJI-KUN! YOU PREPARED THIS FOR ME, DIDN'T YOU?"

"NO! NEJI-KUN MADE THIS FOR ME!"

"SHUT UP! THIS IS ME AND NEJI-KUN'S HONEYMOON! SO GO AWAY!"

Neji was about to do something he'll really regret (well, not really if it keeps them away from him forever) when a cool familiar voice said,

"Neji-kun prepared this for our date, SO GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF HIM!"

Tenten stood on the wall. Of course, she naturally heard the commotion from outside and even though torturing Neji was fun, she cursed the idea of Neji getting married to one of them.

"Oh? And what if we don't?" The red teased. She doesn't learn fast, does she? Tenten and Neji thought.

THUNK!

The red was pinned down (again) by one of eight kunais Tenten brought on their date.

Neji took the moment of shock to join Tenten and run away.

The Barbies were furious that some one stole their precious Neji-kun from them!

The trio quickly ran to the gates and chased after Tenten and Neji.

"Neji! I have to stop!" Tenten yelled as she landed on a branch.

Neji stopped and looked at Tenten.

"Why?"

"I can't run in these heels."

"You were running a while ago."

"Yeah, but I was using chakra to do so!"

Neji activated the Byakugan. The Barbies were approaching fast, very, very fast. Neji jumped to the branch that Tenten was on.

"Here," Neji held out the picnic basket. "Hold it."

"What…."

Neji shoved the basket into Tenten's arms. Then he picked her up.

"AHHH!" Tenten said in surprise.

Then Neji ran off as fast as he could to their destination.

"LEE!"

"YES SENSEI!"

"HAVE YOU SEEN NEJI AND TENTEN TODAY?"

"YES SENSEI!"

"REALLY? WHERE?"

"I FORCED NEJI TO TAKE TENTEN OUT! I MADE SURE THEY DIDN'T WASTE THEIR YOUTH SENSEI! AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME?"

Lee looked at his sensei waiting for his 'good job', but Gai had already turned to stone.

"YOU WHAT? LEE! I MADE SURE THEY DIDN'T WANT ONE ANOTHER! ALL MY HARD WORK…." Gai sobbed.

"SENSEI! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME! LET'S GO BREAK THEM UP AGAIN!" Lee yelled.

Gai had stars in his eyes. "YES! AND I HAVE A PLAN!"

Then he turned to Lee.

"LEE! DO YOU KNOW WHERE NEJI TOOK TENTEN? WE'RE GOING TO KIDNAP THEM!"

"SENSEI! THAT'S A BRILLIANT PLAN!"

"THANKS LEE!"

(Good guy pose)

"SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

(HUG)

Tenten and Neji had arrived at a pond.

"Wow! Neji! It's beautiful!"

"…"

"Let's eat!"

Tenten was energetic since Neji did most of the running. They started to set everything up when…

"HIYA!"

"YOSH!"

(Slap, crunch)

And the whole world went black.

That's chappie sixteen… send your reviews and thanks!