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Summery: Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...

Key:

Emphasizing

Thinking

"Talking"

Narrating

Tenten was energetic since Neji did most of the running. They started to set everything up when…

"HIYA!"

"YOSH!"

(Slap, crunch)

And the whole world went black.

Gai's Ultimate Plan B

Gai and Lee perched on a tree branch levelled to the height of their teammates' room.

"Gai-sensei, why are we doing this?" Lee asked.

"Lee! I'm surprised that you don't understand!"

"TELL ME SENSEI! LET MY FLAME OF YOUTH BE BRIGHT!"

"Shhh…. Not so loud."

"Oops. Sorry."

"If we don't do this, the whole team will fall apart, Lee!"

"WHAT? HOW?"

"Lee! Quiet!"

"Oh! Right. How though, sensei?"

"Think about it. If Tenten and Neji break up, they'll want to switch teams!"

"NOOOOO!"

"YES! THAN TEAM GAI WOULD DISAPPEAR! AND THEIR FLAMES OF YOUTH WOULD BE WASHED AWAY!"

"NOOOOO! WE MUST BREAK THEM UP BEFORE THEY DO! GAI SENSEI, YOU'RE A GENIUS!"

"LEE!"

"SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"SENSEI!"

(HUG)

"Ewww…. What's wrong with you?"

A little girl on the balcony looked at the two green beasts of Konoha.

"You're weird." And she turned and ran into the hotel room.

Neji woke up. His head hurt and so does his shoulder. What the hell? This isn't my room… Where am I? Neji pondered before darkness swallowed him whole again.

"Sensei, they're still sleeping. Maybe we hit them too hard." Lee said as he watched the sun go down.

"Hmmmm…." Gai had been thinking the same thing. He was getting worried.

"Sensei, may I ask you a question?"

"Yes, of course my youthful student!"

"If we want to break Neji and Tenten up, shouldn't we have move them apart instead of together?"

"LEE! HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT ABSENCE MAKE THE HEART GROW FONDER?"

"YES SENSEI! I HAVE!"

"GOOD! Now let's keep an eye on them!"

"OKAY!"

A few minutes…

"Sensei?"

"Yes Lee?"

"Was it necessary to strip Neji?"

"Of course! We can't strip Tenten naked so we'll just have to keep with Neji!"

"Why?"

"Women hate disrespectful men! If Tenten thinks that Neji's a pig, than she'll lose interest and START AVOIDING HIM!"

"GAI SENSEI! YOU ARE THE BEST!"

"THANK YOU LEE!"

"SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

(HUG)

"AH! THEY'RE STIRING!"

Gai and Lee quickly separated and hid behind the foliage.

Inside the room….

Neji woke to the smell of strawberries. He inhaled the scent and snuggled closer to the source.

Neji shot up when 'the source' squirmed in his arms.

"Tenten!"

"…"

Neji quickly looked around. He was in a room. White breezy looking curtains, a table with a telephone on top, a chair, a cabinet, and a door.

I'm in a hotel… Neji thought how did I ge –

Neji froze. Something warm was drawing itself over his abdomen.

He looked down again and jumped out the bed like a fish out of water.

"Tenten! What the hell?" Neji screamed.

Tenten was dressed in nothing except her white cotton bra and bikini undies.

"What…"

Tenten said as she got up and rubbed her eyes.

Than she stopped.

Her eyes widened.

Neji could tell she was shocked. She should be! She dragged me into bed.

How wrong Neji was….

Tenten lowered her head and looked away.

"Neji?" Tenten said quietly, "maybe you should get some pants…"

Neji looked down.

He was wearing nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

And Tenten saw him naked.

But she wasn't screaming blue murder.

"Errr…."

Outside….

"WHAT? WHY ISN'T TENTEN SCREAMING BLUE MURDER? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?"

Gai yelled and continued.

"NOOOOO! THIS MUST MEAN THAT THEY ALREADY SEEN EACH OTHER LIKE THIS ALREADY! I AM HORRIBLE!"

(Floods of tears)

"Gai sensei! It's okay! We can still try!" Lee said with determination.

"LEE! WHAT IN THE NAME OF YOUTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THEY ALREADY EXPLORED EACH OTHER!"

"…"

"Lee?"

"Gai-sensei… what are you talking about?"

"Errr…"

Apparently, Lee hasn't been taught sex ed either.

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