Hey people! Thanks to all those people who reviewed! So, I have a question…. Was the last chappie that bad? Give me suggestions and I'll improve! Or at least I'll try.

Traditional baths have a place where you wash than a bath where you soak. Just so if you don't know.

Summery: Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...

Key:

Emphasizing

Thinking

"Talking"

Narrating

"…"

"Lee?"

"Gai-sensei… what are you talking about?"

"Errr…"

Apparently, Lee hasn't been taught sex ed either.

Question that Neji would Never Answer

Neji and Tenten dressed in what was available.

What was available was a pair of short, short shorts and crop top, and Neji's usual training attire.

Tenten was furious.

Tenten had never shown so much skin in her life.

But that wasn't what was making her so angry.

Gai and Lee had stripped her of her precious hair ties.

Not just any hair ties.

HER hair ties.

They were going to pay.

Oh yes, they were going to pay dearly.

And if they say that she shouldn't kill them because of hair ties, she has another reason.

She was wearing Ino's clothes.

And they were tight,

And uncomfortable,

And very slutty.

Also, they pushed in for a cleavage, which Neji is obviously enjoying.

"Neji! You pervert!" Tenten chucked a pillow at him, which he dodged.

"Tenten, I'm meditating. Don't throw things at me."

"No you aren't! You're using your Byakugan! I know you are!"

"Nonsense." Neji spat. Damn it, how did she know?

"Neji! You are! Just admit it!"

"…"

"Neji! You –"

(Growl….)

Tenten was hungry.

Neji smirked.

"Shut up! It's eight and I want food. We never got to eat our lunch…." Tenten said.

"True."

"Let's go down and see what they have."

"Tenten, don't be stupid. We can't pass the door."

"Oh, right…" Gai had put some kind of jutsu on the door to keep them in.

"I'll call room service." Neji was hungry too, especially after carrying Tenten.

She should go on a diet. Neji thought as he dialled for take-out.

After dinner…

Neji went to run a nice hot bath after a long day.

Hmmm… Traditional bath… Nice. Neji looked at Tenten who was sitting on the bed.

"So," Tenten began, "how'd you like Chinese cuisine?"

"It's good."

"That's all?"

"…"

"I'm bored." Tenten announced.

"Oh."

Neji watched in amusement as Tenten went into thinking mode.

"So, Neji." Tenten sounded awkward.

Neji smirked at the way Tenten was behaving.

"Errr… you said that female and male were built different?"

"I didn't say that." Neji looked at her funny.

"Oh, then my mom did. Was that –"

"The water's ready." Neji quickly got up and walked to the bathroom. He knew what she was going to ask, and those are NOT the kind of questions that Hyuuga Neji answers.

"Dibs on bathing!" Tenten screamed as she ran past Neji.

"Che." Neji scolded as he watched his teammate slam the door in his face, all questions forgotten. Her short attention span is useful after all.

A while later…

"Neji?" Came Tenten's voice.

"…"

"Neji!"

"…."

"Neji! I need your help!"

On what? Scrubbing your back again? Neji thought sarcastically.

Tenten was growing desperate.

"Neji, I'm naked. I need a towel. Can you get me one?"

This was not something you want to say to a 15 year old guy who's going to share a bed with you.

What the hell? Oh right. Have no idea about sex ed. Does she need to make it so obvious? Neji inwardly cursed at his bad luck as he looked for a towel.

"Tenten. I got a towel. Don't open the door till –"

Blood spilled everywhere.

Tenten opened the door too soon.

And Neji, being a guy, immediately got a nosebleed.

"Neji! Are you okay?" Tenten yelled.

Neji quickly shoved the towel (and Tenten) inside the bathroom and shut the door.

That was a little too much…. I need to concentrate… okay, regain breath… Damn hormones! Do girls have this kind of trouble too? Okay, breath in…. out…in…. Tenten's got nice curves though…. NO! Damn it! Tenten you baka!

Neji felt a soft tap on his shoulder.

"Neji? Errrm… it's your turn."

"…"

Neji made sure he had a towel before he entered to bathe.

That was too much… I need a cold shower. Neji turn on the water and let the chill run through his body.

Outside in the tree…

Gai had just finished briefing Lee on sex ed using Tenten and Neji's little (mistaken) in bed study as an example.

Gai looked very proud of himself for giving a lesson about such an uncomfortable matter.

"SO, LEE! NOW YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THE YOUTHFUL BODY WORKS!"

"…"

"LEE?"

"Gai-sensei?" Lee said in a whisper, "I never said I wanted to know that."

"OH…..Oops…"

Neji came out of the shower and saw –

"AHHHH!" Tenten screamed.

"Shit!" Neji cursed as he turned around. He didn't only curse because he saw Tenten in the middle of changing into PJs (which she found in the closet) but also that his body was acting up again.

Tenten quickly made herself look decent.

"What. Are. You. Doing?" Neji asked between gasps.

"I thought you'd take longer in the bath so I decided to get ready for bed." Tenten explained.

Neji tried to control his breathing.

"Oh! Neji, here."

Tenten handed Neji black PJs.

"Okay."

Tenten watched as Neji again entered the bathroom. Oh right, I still have to ask him…

Tenten waited patiently for her stuck-in-this-cursed-room companion.

She sat on the bed. Oooh! So soft and comfy….

Neji came out a few minutes later and noticed that the design of his PJs and Tenten's matched, except that his were black and hers was pink.

Like always, Tenten broke the silence.

"Um…. Neji? I have a question…"

Neji knew what the question was.

"What did your parents say?" Hope against hope that she won't ask directly.

Tenten bit her lower lip.

"I'll find out on my wedding night…" she replied quietly.

"Than wait." Neji was relieved that she didn't ask.

"But Neji…. I want to know…" Tenten said quietly.

"It's none of your business." Neji told her coldly.

Tenten sighed. He knows but he's not going to tell me…

"Okay…" Tenten silently pulled the blankets over her.

Tenten felt as Neji sank into bed beside her. She was used to this feeling since on missions they had to sleep together, but this time it felt…different. She still wanted to know.

He's going to avoid my question… I'll have to ask him directly.

Tenten took a deep breath and said,

"Neji?"

"What?" Neji said in an annoyed tone.

"What happens in sex?"

"…"

Truthfully, this is one question Neji hoped he'd never have to answer.

Hahaha… thinking about Neji squirm…. Heheheh…. Tell me what you think!