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Summery: Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...

Key:

Emphasizing

Thinking

"Talking"

Narrating

Tenten took a deep breath and said,

"Neji?"

"What?" Neji said in an annoyed tone.

"What happens in sex?"

"…"

Truthfully, this is one question Neji hoped he'd never have to answer.

Neji answers

"I'm tired. I'll tell you tomorrow." Neji quickly replied as he turned away.

"No! Than tomorrow you're going to say you'll tell me tomorrow and on and on and I'll never know!" Tenten argued.

"…" Neji knew this was true. He was planning to do that but Tenten caught him and pushed him into a corner. She's FORCING me to reply…

Neji wanted to tell her some things that she was suppose to know, but this felt... unnatural.

"Go to sleep, Tenten."

"No."

"Fine."

"Neji…" Tenten whined. "Please tell me…."

"…"

"Neji…" Tenten said again. "Please…"

Neji is now pissed. He spun around quickly and snapped at her.

"Why the hell do you want to know? You were never interested about this stuff before!"

Tenten whimpered. She bit her lower lip.

"Neji…" She began slowly.

"Is sex bad?"

Hyuuga Neji has been defeated.

The Hyuuga Neji has been defeated.

Not by Naruto,

Or Lee,

Or Sasuke,

But by a question.

A simple stupid question.

A simple stupid sex question.

A simple stupid sex question asked by Tenten.

A simple stupid sex question that Neji could not answer.

Why?

Because he never done it yet.

He's only fifteen for God's sake.

And now Neji could confirm that Fate is laughing at him again.

Is sex bad? How the hell am I suppose to know? Why doesn't she ask some one else? Why ME?

"Why don't you ask Gai-sensei when we get out of here?" Neji tried to avoid her question.

"I already did." Tenten replied innocently. Neji looked at her dumbfounded.

"And I asked Kakashi-sensei, Asuma-sensei, Kurenai-sensei, Anko-san, Iruka-sensei, Ino, Hinata, Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Chouji, and even Shino." Tenten said.

Neji swallowed.

"And what did they say?"

"Well," Tenten tried to recall.

"Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura, Shino and Chouji just blushed and ran away, well, Shino blushed and ignored me…"

"Anko-san and Kurenai-sensei said they had a very important meeting to go to…"

"Shikamaru said it was too troublesome…"

"Asuma-sensei started to cough a lot and Kakashi-sensei said he'll take him to the hospital…"

"Ino looked at me like I grew two heads and blacked out when she banged her head on the counter…"

"And Iruka-sensei said our sensei was suppose to tell us…"

"So now I'm asking you." Tenten ended.

Neji searched for a way out.

"Okay…" I need to think faster!

"You didn't ask Naruto, Lee, or Kiba."

"I did."

"Really? What did they say?"

"Kiba and Lee didn't know what sex is, and Naruto skipped the talk that Kakashi-sensei gave."

"…"

"Neji? So, can you tell me now?"

"I…" Neji had no idea she went around town asking everyone she knew about sex.

"Hmmm?"

"Tenten…"

"Yeah?"

"I can't really answer your question."

"Which one?"

"The good or bad one."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Yeah?"

"Just because."

"Neji?"

"…"

"You have no idea what sex is, do you?"

"I have an idea." Neji said defensively.

"Than tell me."

"I can't."

"…"

"…"

"Than tell me what happens in sex."

Neji gulped.

"Things…" Neji replied.

"Huh? What kind of things?" Tenten asked.

"Things that you will find out on your wedding night."

"That's a long time…"

"Yeah?"

"Neji, can I tell you something?"

"…"

"Neji?"

"Okay." Better have nothing to do with sex.

"I don't think I want to marry."

Neji looked at her. The moonlight illuminated her face.

Damn… this is troublesome…

"Why?"

Neji was hoping she would be willing to commitment but now she said that….

"I don't think any one would want me. I mean, I'm not the prettiest girl around, am I?"

Tenten gave a sigh.

"Tenten…" Neji looked at his teammate welled up in sadness.

"That's not true, Tenten. A lot of men would want you." Neji mentally slapped himself for saying that.

"Thanks Neji." Tenten said as she cuddled closer to her comrade.

"Night."

"Hn."

A little sad in the end, no? It's going to be a happy story and next chappie will have LOADS of misunderstandings!