AHHHH! Sorry! the edit didn't save... it must have been horrible trying to read this!

Hi people! Thank you all for those reviews! And there's not so much misunderstandings but it sets the basics for all the trouble… a very small bit of angst and it's not as funny…. Sorry.

Summery: Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...

Key:

Emphasizing

Thinking

"Talking"

Narrating

"That's not true, Tenten. A lot of men would want you." Neji mentally slapped himself for saying that.

"Thanks Neji." Tenten said as she cuddled closer to her comrade.

"Night."

"Hn."

Wonderful Mornings

Tweet, tweet.

Tenten woke up to the sound of birds.

Stupid, stupid birds…Tenten opened her eyes.

She saw black cloth in front of her.

What the… (Gasp) Neji! I'm sleeping with Neji! AHHHHH! Go me! Wait, no! Bad me! Bad! I'm so close to him… YEY! NO! Stupid, stupid hormones…

Tenten looked at her comrade. He looks so peaceful…

Tenten awed at how different Hyuuga Neji looks when he's sleeping.

(BLUSH) What the hell is wrong with me? I'm not…FALLING FOR HYUUGA NEJI, AM I? Sure, he kisses nice, but…

Key

'Angel'

Devil

'YES! SCORE!'

NOOOOO…. THIS IS HORRIBLE!

'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS GREAT!'

NO! I'LL STAND FIRM TO MY NINDO! I'LL BE THE BEST KUNOICHI EVER!

'AND GIVE UP TRUE LOVE?'

NEJI DOESN'T LOVE ME… I'M JUST A FRIEND…

'…'

Step away from him before you get hurt, Tenten…

'NO! STAND FIRM! SNUGGLE CLOSER! HE LOOKS COLD!'

Tenten… trust me…

'NO! TRUST ME!'

You don't need a guy to be better, Tenten.

'YOU KNOW YOU NEED HIM! CLAIM HIM!'

No… stay away… you can't get hurt then…

'HYUUGA NEJI IS WORTH ALL THE RISKS!'

WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?'

'WHAT? Don't you agree?'

Okay… Hyuuga Neji is worth it…

'Told you so!'

Okay, now that's settled….

'We agree with each other… FINALLY!'

Tenten! SNEAK ANOTHER KISS!

'NOOO!'

COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT!

'Neji hates fan girls! DON'T DO IT!

ONE LITTLE KISS!

'THAT'S PROSTITUTION!'

WHAT? IT'S ONE KISS… AND WE'RE NOT GETTING PAID…

'OH, right.'

KISS HIM!

'YES!'

What? Tenten's good conscience had just betrayed her. I'm on my own…

Tenten looked at Neji.

One kiss would wake him from his slumber. Better not do it than… But snuggling closer won't hurt!

And that's exactly what Tenten did.

7:15 at the clearing…

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"WE HAVE TO GO TO HOKAGE'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW! LET'S GO!"

"OKAY!"

Gai became teary and so did Lee.

"SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"Yo!"

"What?" Lee and Gai turned around.

"AHHH! KAKASHI! MY ETERNAL RIVAL! HOW DARE YOU SNEAK!"

"I wasn't. let's go."

"HAHAHA! KAKASHI! YOU'RE ON TIME TODAY! MUST BE SOMETHING IMPORTANT! LEE! LET'S NOT WASTE OUR SPRING OF YOUTH AND LET'S GO!"

"HAI SENSEI!"

Lee and Gai zoomed off.

Kakashi sighed as he recalled what happened last night.

Flash back

Kakashi put down Come Come Paradise Volume IV.

Hmmm… almost time for my date. Better go.

Kakashi locked his door and walked to where he and his date are meeting.

"Yo!" Kakashi gave a greeting when he saw her in a cute skirt and tee.

"KAKASHI!" Anko said through gritted teeth. Remain calm, Anko. Remain calm. Whew, better.

"heheh… Anko… you look nice."

Anko put on a smile.

"Thanks Kakashi!"

"…"

Kakashi offered his hand to Anko. Which she held.

Silence came as they took a stroll down the park path.

"So…" Anko said. She was trying to forget that her date made her wait…

"I was almost on time tonight, wasn't I?" Kakashi said pleasantly.

Anko's eye twitched.

"on time… ON TIME? YOU MADE ME WAIT FOR A WHOLE HOUR! YOU CALL THAT ON TIME?" Anko screeched.

Kakashi backed away.

"…"

Anko took a deep breath.

"Kakashi-kun," Anko cooed.

Kakashi gulped.

"Let's take a seat." She pointed to a bench.

"…okay…"

Anko and Kakashi sat down.

"Kakashi-kun…" Anko looked up shyly at Kakashi.

"Yes…" Anko's blushing…

"You know we've been dating for almost a year now, right?"

"Sure…" Kakashi didn't know where this was going.

"Kakashi-kun…"

"Yeah?"

"Do you want children?"

Kakashi was shocked at the question, but a perverted smile crept its way to his features.

"Course I do, Anko-chan!"

"Really?"

Kakashi nodded vigorously.

"Well than…" Anko's expression went from shy to angry.

"YOU BETTER START TO ARRIVE ON TIME, KAKASHI! OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOU STERILE, YOU GOT THAT?" And she turned to walk away.

Kakashi had an expression of O.o

Anko turned around and added,

"Oh! By the way, Kakashi-kun. You better come to Hokage's office at 7:30 tomorrow! Or else you'll feel pain in places you didn't know you had!"

Kakashi looked at the retreating figure and thought Damn, that's one nice ass she's got.

End of flash back

In Hokage's office…

Tsunade looked around.

"Gai!" She called.

"HAI, HOKAGE SAMA!"

"you don't have to yell in this room."

"HAI! I mean, hai."

"you're missing two people from your team."

"They're on a bonding mission, Hokage-sama."

"Really?" Kurenai asked.

"Hai!"

"Well than, we can't start this without them, so…" Tsunade looked around the room.

"Kakashi! Since you're trying to turn over a new leaf –"

Kakashi quickly butted in.

"I'm not."

"But you arrived on time today."

"Yeah, I thought I was late." Asuma kindly stated.

Kakashi stole a glance at Anko and gulped.

"What did you want of me, Hokage-sama?"

"Go get Neji and Tenten. And bring them here ASAP."

"Hai." And 'poof' he was gone.

Gai started to sweat. A lot.

"is something wrong?" Tsunade looked at Gai.

"NO! OF COURSE NOT! HAHAHA…. WHY WOULD THERE BE ANY THING WRONG? HAHAHA… YOU CRACK ME UP. HAHAHA…."

"Gai?"

"Okay! I confess! Don't kill me!"

Neji woke up with his body well rested.

Too bad his mind wasn't.

No matter how much Tenten denied it, she sleep talks.

She doesn't only sleep talk, she told secrets.

Lots and lots of secrets.

Neji remembered that his father told him secrets were a girl's best friend.

After the time that Neji's spent with her, he knows everything.

Well, about her anyways.

He stayed up listening to her talk.

It was quite interesting, anyways.

He knew he shouldn't have, but he listened and remembered everything.

And Neji found out something, too.

Tenten only sleep talk when she's relaxed.

She never sleep talked on missions.

So that was his conclusion.

He also found out that she would answer questions he asked.

And that was entertaining for a while.

Than she murmured a name –

Koji-kun.

At that instant, Neji felt like he dropped down to hell.

Neji let out a sigh as he held Tenten's body closer to his.

I should have been nicer to you. Neji thought as he breathed in Tenten's scent.

'POOF'

Neji snapped up and drew out a kunai.

"Yo – oh…" Kakashi looked as he saw the pair cuddled to each other for a moment before the Hyuuga snapped up with a kunai in hand.

"Heheh… sorry, didn't mean to." Kakashi snickered as he performed some hand seals. Hyuuga, you are so lucky. Getting a pretty girl in bed with you… I should ask how you did it…

"Wait!" Neji reacted.

Kakashi stopped.

"What? You want tips?" Kakashi asked in disbelief. He reached into his shirt to retrieve Come Come Paradise Volume XII.

"Here, this is really good." Kakashi tossed it to Neji and disappeared in a poof of smoke.

"What?" Neji looked down at the book.

Jutsu book? Hmmm…Neji lifted the harmless looking cover.

Neji saw the explicit pictures and pinched the bridge of his nose to stop a nosebleed.

WHAT THE HELL? Neji chucked the book on the ground.

Sure, Neji's a guy and he had (rarely) wondered about the female body but he DIDN'T need a visual like that. Definitely not.

"Neji?" Tenten's sleepy voice reached his ear.

"Tenten…" Neji glanced at his teammate and immediately imagined her naked.

"BAKA!" Neji yelled.

"What?" Tenten looked at Neji in disbelief.

"What?"

"You called me stupid!"

"No! I was calling myself stupid!"

"…"

"…"

"Neji?"

"Yeah?"

"Did you hit your head yesterday?"

"…"

"You feeling okay?"

"…"

"Fine. Be that way. I'm going to take a shower. Don't peek."

"…"

Neji meditated as he heard Tenten turn on the water.

Back in Hokage's office…

'poof'

"Kakashi! WHERE ARE MY STUDENTS?" Gai boomed.

"Bonding."

"WHERE ARE THEY?"

"Bonding."

"Kakashi," Tsunade interrupted.

"Where are Neji and Tenten?"

"They're bonding."

"YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BRING THEM BACK!" Tsunade yelled.

"Yeah, but I think they were having a good time."

"what? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME?"

"They're enjoying each others company."

"NOOOOOO! THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE! GAI-SENSEI! WHAT DO WE DO? THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING!" Lee cried.

"what? Oh! Don't worry!" Kakashi happily assured. "I gave them a very good guide. Besides, how hard is it to put Object A into Slot B?"

Everyone's eye twitched. Anko, Tsunade and Kurenai pummelled Kakashi to the ground.

"Pervert."

"Hentai."

"Disgusting."

Hinata could not believe what she is hearing.

"Kakashi-sensei… are you sure?" Hinata whispered.

"Looks like it."

Hinata gasped.

"Yes! Now I'll go tell father about this!" Hinata ran off.

"was that Hinata?"

"I don't think so…"

"maybe she's suffering from mood swings."

"I didn't know she could talk without stuttering."

"whoa."

"tell me about it."

"…"

Half way to Hyuuga Manor…

Yes! I won't have to see those faces if Kakashi-sensei is telling the truth! I like Tenten-san SO much better, and I bet Neji-ni-san does too…. But he slept with her… this is odd….

Hinata shook herself away from her thoughts and continued her way.

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