Hi People! Sorry for the long update… I moved so there wasn't time to write the story…sorry and thanks for reviewing!

Summery: Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...

Key:

Emphasizing

Thinking

"Talking"

Narrating

Half way to Hyuuga Manor…

Yes! I won't have to see those faces if Kakashi-sensei is telling the truth! I like Tenten-san SO much better, and I bet Neji-ni-san does too…. But he slept with her… this is odd….

Hinata shook herself away from her thoughts and continued her way.

WHAT?

"Father! Father!" Hinata burst in like a lunatic.

Hanabi stared o.O at her sister's odd behaviour.

Hinata saw that they were practicing literature, but this was much more important.

"Father!" Hinata screamed, "Neji found a suitable wife! Can we ask the guests to leave now?"

Hiashi stared at his shy daughter.

"No."

"W-what?" Hinata's shy nature was coming back.

"Hanabi, continue."

"Hai."

Hanabi continued her studies.

Hiashi took no effort to notice Hinata excusing herself from the room.

Hmmm… I wonder which girl Neji was able to pick up in such short notice… Hiashi wondered.
Few blocks away from Tsunade's office…

"Che, lucky Neji." Naruto cuffed.

"Tell me about it… I didn't think he'd be laid first." Kiba replied.

"THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Lee defended.

"That's what you say." Chouji said through a mouthful of chips.

"This is troublesome. Women are troublesome." Shikamaru stated.

"You think eating is troublesome." Naruto pointed.

"Ya… This is troublesome."

"They're only fifteen too."

"Isn't that a little young?"

"No. Hormones are working properly by now." Shikamaru said.

"…" Sasuke was thinking. "Shouldn't we ask them before we suspect anything?"

"What is there to ask?"

"…"

"Hahaha…. Sasuke-baka! You're not jealous, are you?" Naruto laughed.

"What is there to be jealous of?"

"You want to revive your clan and everything… and you need two to make a baby!"

"I need to kill Itachi first."

"Yeah, yeah."

"Arf!"

"I agree!" Kiba barked back at his puppy.

"What did Akamaru say?" Naruto asked.

"There should be a wedding soon, right?"

"Wedding?"

"Yeah… I heard Hyuugas usually marry early." Shikamaru said.

"Cool! Imagine their children!" Naruto flashed his foxy grin.

"Don't want to. Tenten's a weapons master and Neji's the prodigy of the Hyuuga clan. Not people you want to get together." Chouji opened another bag of chips.

Lee burst into tears.

"WAHHHH…. TENTEN! YOU PURE INNOCENT FLOWER! HOW CAN YOU LET NEJI TAINT YOU?"

"Shut up, Lee."

"WAHHHH….."

(Floods of tears)

"Errm… excuse me…"

The shinobis turned around and faced an old lady.

"Did you just say that Hyuuga Neji's getting wedded?"

"Yeah. What's it to you?" Naruto impolitely asked.

"OH MY GOD! HYUUGA NEJI'S GETTING MARRIED!" the old lady yelled onto the streets.

Everyone stopped and looked at her.

(Silence)

(More silence)

(Still silent)

A little girl finally broke the silence.

"Really? Is he going to have babies then, mommy?"

All of a sudden everyone unfroze.

"Oh my god! Hyuuga's getting married!"

"To who?"

"Who knows? Probably a kunoichi."

"Hyuuga's getting married!"

"Can you believe it?"

"He's only fifteen too."

"He's a chunin already though."

"If Hyuuga's going to wed, then Uchiha's not far behind!"

"Hyuuga's getting MARRIED!"

"Ahhh… I remember my wedding…"

"Really? Which one?"

"Don't remember."

"Oh."

"His children would be adorable!"

"I know!"

"Errr… Guys?" Naruto looked at the chatting market's people.

"Yeah?"

"I think we just started a rumour."

"You think?" Kiba said in disbelief

"Yeah…"

Tenten waited for Neji to come out the shower.

She looked around the room, and spotted the book.

What's that?

Tenten climbed off the bed and approached the book.

She picked it up and opened it…

THUMP!

A kunai shot the book out of Tenten's hands.

"Don't read that." Neji told Tenten.

"Why?"

"Because."

"Because?"

"Just because."

"Why?"

"Just because, okay?"

"You're blushing."

"…"

Yeah…. Remembering the details of a dirty book do that to you sometimes…

Neji ignored Tenten.

"Let's get out of here."

"How?"

"…"

Couple of minutes later…

"Neji, I got an idea."

"Hm?"

"Why don't we jump off the balcony?"

"…"

"AHHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT EARLIER!"

"Let's go."

Neji and Tenten gathered up their stuff and jumped out the balcony.

Tenten, of course, wearing tight, tight clothes for the first time in her life, got a wedgie.

"Grr…" Tenten growled as she tried to fix it as dignity as possible.

"What are you doing?" Neji watched Tenten squirm.

"Don't just stand there! Help!" Tenten yelled at Neji.

"Err…" Neji looked at Tenten.

He noticed how uncomfortable she was.

And that she was shivering.

And he noticed how nice she looked with her hair down.

And that she has very nice legs.

And that she's developed nice curves.

And that the crop top was way too short.

And so were those shorts.

So, Hyuuga Neji made a decision.

"Here." Neji held out his jacket.

Tenten stared at Neji.

Then she poked him.

"You really hit your head hard last night, didn't you?"

"…"

"Thanks." Tenten took the jacket and put it on.

The jacket wasn't as long as Tenten hoped it would be, but at least it covered her mid-drift.

The two walked through the streets to their training grounds, only to receive approving glances and expecting stares.

"What's with the people today?" Tenten asked Neji.

"Hmmm…"

Tenten and Neji walked to the clearing only to find Gai and Lee drowning in their own tears.

"Gai-sensei? Lee? What's wrong?" Tenten asked.

"WAHHH! TENTEN! (Sniff) WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?" Lee sniffed.

MARRIAGE! SOMETHING SO WONDERFUL AND SHE DIDN'T TELL ME!

"YES! (Sniff) TENTEN! MY BEAUTIFUL FLOWER! (Sniff) YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED US FIRST!" Gai yelled.

"What?" Tenten looked puzzled.

"WE (sniff) WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!"

THE TEAM EQUILIBRIUM IS DOOMED! Lee thought.

"OH!" a light bulb appeared on top of Tenten's head.

"I asked you, remember?" Tenten recalled.

"W-WHAT?" Lee and Gai said in unison.

"Yeah. But Gai-sensei didn't say anything and Lee had no idea what it is." Tenten continued.

Neji blushed. Please don't say I explained sex to you. Well, I kind of avoided it but… Damn it Tenten! You are so thick!

Lee stared at Tenten.

"WAHHH! DO YOU THINK I'M THAT STUPID! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME! WAHHH!"

Lee burst into tears and ran away. MARRIAGE IS A BONDING BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE! I'M NOT THAT DENSE!

"LEE!" Gai chased after Lee.

"Okay…" Tenten stared after her teammate and teacher.

"Oi! Neji!" Naruto and Co could be seen coming to the clearing.

"Hi!" Tenten greeted.

"Humph."

"Hyuuga."

"Uchiha."

"What's all the tension about?" Naruto looked at the two clan prodigies.

"Hey." Chouji said though a mouthful of chips.

The younger boys looked at the jacket Tenten was wearing. It was Neji's.

"So, Kakashi was telling the truth for once." Sasuke looked at Tenten.

"So it's true." Kiba stated.

"What's true?" Tenten asked.

"No offence Tenten, but Guys Only."

"Again? Fine."

Tenten stormed off to change into something more comfortable.

"Nice job, Hyuuga." Kiba smirked.

"Yeah. I thought only Ino would wear something so skimpy." Chouji said.

"How'd you do it?" Get her in bed, that is.

"What?" Neji looked at the on lookers.

"Don't play dumb. You liked it."

"…"

"So?"

"So what?" Neji snapped.

"How'd you do it?"

The guys looked at Neji expectantly.

"Do what?"

The guys looked at each other.

If he's not going to tell us strait, then we're going to find out another way.

"Who started it? You or Tenten?"

"Tenten." Neji panicked. Not that he showed it…damn it! How did they know about the sex talk?

"Wow. I didn't think Hyuuga would let a girl dominate him."

"Tell me about it."

"Was it good?"

"What?" Neji repeated.

"So?"

"Tell already."

"Yeah, most guys would love to be in your shoes right now." Naruto said.

"Not me. This is troublesome." Shikamaru said.

"…" Neji was sure everyone has gone crazy.

Most guys would love to explain sex Ed? WHAT?

"Tenten asked you guys about it too." Neji said.

"WHAT!"

"NO SHE DIDN'T!"

"SHE'S NOT THAT DESPERATE!"

"What?" Neji looked at the shinobis.

Sasuke sighed.

"Hyuuga, you had sex with Tenten. Why don't you just say it?" Sasuke said.

Neji twitched.

"What?"

"You slept with your teammate. Say it."

Neji's eyes narrowed.

"Who said I slept with Tenten?"

"Who cares? You did. You smell like her." Kiba said.

"What?" Neji was enraged. Killer intent was washing over his body.

The younger shinobis backed off.

"Didn't you?" Naruto asked, confused.

"Why would I? What makes you think I'd take advantage of a girl like that?" Neji yelled.

"Err…"

"Heheheh…"

"This is too troublesome."

"Oops."

Hahaha… the plot thickens… Review!