Summery: Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...

Key:

Emphasizing

Thinking

"Talking"

Narrating

"Who said I slept with Tenten?"

"Who cares? You did. You smell like her." Kiba said.

"What?" Neji was enraged. Killer intent was washing over his body.

The younger shinobis backed off.

"Didn't you?" Naruto asked, confused.

"Why would I? What makes you think I'd take advantage of a girl like that?" Neji yelled.

"Err…"

"Heheheh…"

"This is too troublesome."

"Oops."

Oops

"Stupid. Stupid. Stupid!" Tenten yelled.

Tenten was back in her apartment.

She took a quick shower.

Only to come out and find that SHE WAS ROBBED!

All her clothes were gone!

"Damn it! What do I do now?"

Back with the guys…

"So…"

"Yeah…"

"Errr…"

(Twitch, twitch)

"You, er, didn't… you know…."

"No." Neji replied. Just another misunderstanding…. Just another misunderstanding…. Don't kill them.

"Oh."

"Oops."

"This is too troublesome."

The guys looked at Neji.

"Guys! Huddle!" Naruto yelled.

The guys made a circle and made sure that Neji can't hear them.

"What do we do now?" Chouji asked.

"we should tell him."

"No way! He'd kill us for sure!"

"He'd find out sooner or later."

"NO! I want to eat ramen before I die!" Naruto yelled.

"Dobe. Keep it down."

"So?"

"We'll tell him."

"who volunteers?"

"Not me."

"Too troublesome."

"I want to live."

Sasuke saw that no one was going to volunteer.

"I'll tell him." Sasuke turned.

"No! I'll tell him!" Naruto ran to where Neji was.

"Dumb ass."

"Baka."

"Stupid."

"His funeral." Kiba shrugged.

The guys watched in a distance as Naruto was going to tell him the fact.

"Oi! Neji!" Naruto said with a foxy grin.

"Guess what?"

Neji was not in a mood for a guessing game.

"Just tell me." He said in a monotone.

"Okay… but your not going to like it…" Naruto said.

"…"

Naruto took a deep breath and yelled,

"HALF THE TOWN THINKS YOUR GOING TO GET MARRIED TO TENTEN BECAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU GOT LAID SO DON'T KILL ME."

Than he ran away.

"WHAT?" Neji activated his byakugan to see where the other guys disappeared to. There were absolutely no traces.

Damn it! Have to find Tenten. Neji thought.

Where the guys were…

"Lee! You have to help us!"

Lee looked at his friends.

"WHAT?"

"help!" Kiba gasped.

"WHY?"

"Neji's going to kill us!"

"WHAT?"

"We need refuge!"

"HAHAHA… NEJI'S NOT THAT BAD…"

"NO! You don't understand! We need refuge!" Naruto yelled.

To prove his point, Sasuke dragged in Shikamaru.

"He ran."

Lee's eyes widened.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO?"

"We. Need. A. Place. To. Stay."

"YOU HAVE TO GO TO TENTEN!" Lee yelled.

In a blink, they were gone.

Tenten's apartment…

"Stupid."

Tenten was blow-drying the skimpy clothes.

Why?

Because she had nothing to wear any more.

Yippee her!

So there was Tenten.

In a towel.

Her hair wet.

Holding a blow dryer.

Trying to dry two pieces of…

Are these counted as clothes?

"Stupid." Tenten said again.

Then she heard a knock on her door.

"It's open!" Tenten yelled.

"Tenten, there's a rumour… WHAT THE?" Neji's eyes widened. He quickly spun around.

In Neji's head…

Angel

'Devil'

'ooh la la! Take it off!'

what! No Neji! Be nice.

'you know you want to…'

NO!

'Come on… one peek'

No Neji!

'you know, she has curves… those slender, goddess curves and that nice, summery scent and ooh….'

(shudders)

No!

'dude, what's wrong with you? You stupid or something?'

You're the Baka… her curtains aren't drawn… you don't want other people to see her naked.

'you want to see her naked?'

Yeah. Duh.

'what? Aren't you the good guy?'

Technically, yes, but hormones are just screwing with me. So I'm just telling him to do what his body wants…

'Che. Some angel you turned out to be'

What? Don't you want to see her naked?

'that'll be nice…'

come on, Neji… take off that towel…

'yeah, just etch closer…'

you know what?

'what?'

I think she wears a B-cup.

'really?'

yeah…

What? Neji slapped himself mentally. But one thought persisted in his head – what does Tenten look like naked?

"Oh! Hi Neji!"

"Tenten, go cover up." Before I do something perverted… he mentally added.

"why?" Tenten asked stupidly.

"just do it!"

Tenten heard that. That was begging. She had made Hyuuga Neji beg.

"Why?"

"Why the hell are you asking why?"

"Because."

"Yes?"

"I don't want to."

"Why?"

"it's too much of a bother. And I don't want to bother to."

"why don't you bother to?"

"Why bother? I'm beautiful anyway!"

Neji twitched and turned around.

And got a nosebleed.

In front of him, there was Tenten… showing more than necessary. (Naked)

"What the Hell?" He said before he blacked out.

"Che. Pervert." Tenten scolded as she released the Gen-jutsu.

Tenten's half naked and all the guys are coming over…. Hahaha… I really shouldn't be so mean, huh? REVIEW! Thanks!