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Summery: Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...

Key:

Emphasizing

Thinking

"Talking"

Narrating

"Heard the news! So, how's Neji for your first time? Too rough? Too soft? Hm?" Jiraiya questioned.

"What?" Tenten had no idea what he was talking about.

"Oh come on! The whole town knows about it. You can be open with us!"

"Knows about what?" Tenten asked.

"You and Neji are getting married!"

And Tenten blacked out.

I'm suppose to WHAT?

Tenten woke up ran her hand down.

And whatever she ran her hand down on tensed.

What?

Tenten took the energy to open her eyes.

Oh. My. God.

This is not good.

Horribly not good.

Being found in a room like this was not good.

"Tenten… get off me." A male voice said.

This is not good.

Earlier…

"What should we do now?" Chouji asked.

"Err…"

"Let's strip them!" Jiraiya suggested.

"NO!" the guys screamed.

Then Naruto and Kiba had second thoughts.

"Okay… maybe just Tenten…"

"NO!" The respectful guys screamed again.

"What is this?" A stern voice asked.

Hiashi was standing in the apartment looking around.

"Hiashi-sama! What are you doing here?"

"Jiraiya-sama, why are you all in here?"

"Oh, just doing… research."

"I see."

Hiashi's eyes travelled to where Neji and Tenten lay.

He waited for an explanation.

"They're just out cold. Bye!" and with that everyone moved out.

So, now Hiashi just stood there, not knowing what to do.

There was Neji, covered in blood.

Then there was Tenten, in a towel.

Did she FLASH him? Kids these days. They should really have done this in a bedroom.

Hiashi let out a sigh.

Well, she'll be a good daughter in law, I guess. Hizashi, I didn't expect taste in girls were genetic…

Hiashi made a few hand seals and with a poof, they were gone.

In Hyuuga Manor…

It is tradition to respect the culture of both families in a matrimony.

Since the rumour of Neji's, um, misadventure, Hiashi has been doing some research in Chinese culture.

Newly weds slept in red coloured rooms for luck and happiness.

Hyuugas slept in red rooms when they're feeling mischievous. CoughWantChildrenCough

Red was to promise a strong heir.

Okay, this is easy. Hiashi thought as he put Tenten and Neji on the bed.

Now, in the red bedroom…

"Neji…" Tenten started.

"…"

"What's wrong?"

"…"

Neji's thoughts…

How can Hiashi-sama do this to me? We're not even married yet! Does he really want grandchildren so badly? Well, at least Tenten will know what happens in sex now…Damn it! Why does this always happen? Why is she in a towel? Wait… What?

Neji turned to face Tenten.

She was in a towel.

Nothing underneath.

"Err, Tenten?"

She was praying.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm trying to get the red to work." Tenten said.

"Tenten?"

"Yes?"

"You need two to make a child. You know that."

"What?"

"What?"

"What what?"

"Didn't you know that?"

"Know what?"

"That there has to be two to-"

"I know that."

"Than why are you praying?"

"For luck and happiness."

"What?"

"What?"

"Err…"

"Hm?"

"Tenten…"

"Yeah?"

"Red is to promote strong heirs."

"WHAT!"

"So…"

"We're suppose to…"

"Yeah."

"Oh…"

Hi people! I'm thinking about finishing the story in the next chappie! So, yeah…Review!