This story is based off of a old RPG charector of mine. Set in G1.

Once, on planet Cybertron, there was a Decepticon.

But not just any Decepticon.

His name was Randy.

The other Decepticons tried not to mind him too much, but when Randy started planting flowers around the base, they decided to do one thing.

Send him to Earth.

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"GRR!" Shouted Megatron. He was in a bad mood, again. He was always in a bad mood, sometimes without a reason. But today he had a reason.

"WHERE IS MY GUN?" He raged, knocking Decepticons into walls.

BAM!

He broke a very large chair over a very large table. Then he realized it had his coffee on it. The large oversized novelty coffee mug with a frowny face on it lay broken on the floor. He had rightfully stolen it from an old lady crossing the street. When she had tried to fight back, he had simply stomped on her.

But that wasn't the point.

"CLEAN THAT UP!" He yelled, shaking with rage. A nervous random Decepticon quickly bent down and started cleaning up.

"YOU'RE UGLY AND I HATE YOU!" he shouted again. Shouting made him feel better.

"Megatron sir, "Starscream interrupted, "There seems to be a message from Cybertron..."

"BRING IT ONLINE YOU TWIT!" Megatron shouted again.

"You got transmissions" the computer droned.

And then, like the sound of a thousand people saying the word "Blip" the message came on.

A Decepticon looked at Megatron onscreen.

"We have...good news" he said.

"WHAT!" Megatron shouted.

"We're sending you a new recruit!"

"I DON'T NEED ANYMORE RECRUITS!"

"Well Sir I..."

Sounds of whisperings where heard on the other end.

"I erm...he's uh...."

whisper whisper

"A special...guy! The best around...and stuff" The Decepticon lied.

Megatron didn't really care, he just wanted to shout some more and break things. And then make others clean it up while he insulted them.

"WHAT DOSE HE DO!" Megatron shouted, a little louder to add some flavor to it.

"Um...he kills things"

"SEND HIM OVER!"

"YES! I mean....goodbye!"

And with the sound of a thousand people saying the word "Blip" the message ended.

Megatron left swiftly to his room where he threw darts at a picture of Optimus Prime for a good hour before breaking more things.

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Much later, a ship descended from the sky and landed by the Decepticon base. The hatch opened and a blue transformer stepped out. Mad cheers erupted from inside the ship as it quickly left.

Megatron, having found his gun and repaired his novelty coffee mug, was in a semi good mood.

He shot a random soldier for "Being to smug" and another for "Being to quiet" When they both protested he simply shot them again.

Oh well.

Megatron had other important duties. Like seeing what was so special about this "New recruit"

"WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" He shouted to the new guy.

"My name..." he said pleasantly, "Is Randy. What a nice day"

Megatron acted like someone slapped him in the face. A positive Decepticon? Most where put on meds to prevent mass suicides.

"I think," Randy continued, "A few flowers will really brighten this place up"

Megatron gasped, which was new to him. He quickly rand and grabbed a medic.

"HE'S WEIRD! FIX HIM!" he shouted. He broke a chair for good measure.

After a few minutes, the medic declared that Randy has a clean bill of health and there is nothing wrong with him.

So Megatron shot him. And shot him again for good measure. And then he broke a computer. The computer started crying, so Megatron shot it too. Then he went to throw more darts at the wall before retiring for the rest of the night.

R&R. More to come soon.