On with chapter 2!!

Megatron woke up the next day.

He wanted to dismiss the utterly random mishaps of yesterday. But those annoying little voices called "Memory" decided to make an appearance.

They promptly reminded him that a crazed over happy Decepticon was in their mist.

And it made Megatron mad.

He felt like shouting and breaking things. Most of all be wanted to "bust a cap" upside Optimus Prime's head.

He laughed evilly at the thought.

And he did it again to make a point.

He made his way out the room to maybe get some coffee before starting a hard day of being evil.

But something was.....odd.

He stopped in mid evil thought.

Something smelled......nice?

Megatron quickly raced to the kitchen.

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"Good morning Megatron" Randy said happily. In his hands he had...

A muffin tray?

"I baked them for breakfast" he explained. "I put my love and happiness into each one so that they may make people feel jolly and happy inside."

Randy was wearing a white apron with "PAY THE COOK" written in large friendly letters on it.

In his hands he held a muffin tray filled with pink, slightly glowing muffins.

"They're Energon-berry" he said.

He held one up. "Nibbles?"

Megatron snatched it away.

"The word "LOVE" is forbidden here!" He snapped. "Unless used in a way such as, "I LOVE TO HATE THINGS!"

"Oh come on..." Randy said. "What you need is a nice big hug!"

Randy placed his muffins on a table.

And he hugged Megatron.

"I like yyyoouuuuuuu ....." He said gleefully.

"GET OFF ME BEFORE I SHOOT YOU" Megatron shouted

"Nope" Randy said, holding tighter.

As Megatron struggled to get Randy off his body, other Decpticons started betting to see how long Randy will be able to hold on.

"Five minutes!"

"No way, I say 2!"

"10 bucks says Megatron shoots him"

With one mighty 360 spin from Megatron, Randy lost his grip upon the horrified leader.

Megatron ran away screaming, dashed into his room, and slammed the door shut. Noises of things breaking were heard as a rather large hole was blasted into the wall.

"HA! Pay up sucka!" Soundwave grinned as Brawl handed him a 20 dollar bill.

"I think..." Randy continued as he picked himself up." he needs a little love"

"Yeah, I guess..." said Skywarp as he munched on a muffin.

"I shall not let him rest in till I have made him happy!" Randy vowed.

The others started laughing at the thought of a "Happy" Megatron in till a rather large and angry elephant fell from the ceiling and crushed three of the Constructions.

In a fit of randomness, the computer started playing dark and sad poetry over the loudspeakers in till the computer committed digital suicide.

Anyway...

Randy walked around in till he came across a door. On it was a sign.

Brooding room!

Do Not Enter If You Are An Autobot. Autobots Will Be Stabbed, Beaten, and Shot. Survivors Will Be Shot Again.

So Randy entered the room.

On the wall was a large poster that said...

"Smile! At least you're not an Autobot!"

A few Decepticons gathered around a rather large table with a map on it.

"Heehee, were goanna blow up the Autobots!" One said.

"I feel so evil; I can market it for 30 bucks for a 5 ounce jar!" Yet another one said.

Randy walked up and peered at the map.

"What are you fellows doing" He asked.

One turned around.

"Oh, were just goanna destroy the Autobots and take their Energon" he said.

"Nothing really new." Another Said.

"Well that doesn't sound very nice..." Randy said.

"But we're Decepticons; we're not really supposed to be happy. It just defies the whole point of being a Decepticon if we were nice." the other replied.

Randy thought for a second.

"I know what will cheer you all up!" Randy said gleefully.

And then he started to sing...

"When the visions around you, bring tears to your eyes. And all that surrounds you are secrets and lies!"

The others turned and looked at him with horrified glances.

Randy danced around the room, hugging random Decepticons along the way.

"I'll be your strength, I'll give you hope, keeping your faith when it's gone. The one you should call, was standing here all along....."

Oh god, is he singing.... NSYNC!" one gasped.

"And I will take, you in my arms. And hold you right where you belong. 'Till the day when life is through. This I promise you....this I promise you...." Randy sang louder.

"MAKE IT STOP!" a random Decepticon screamed.

Decepticons were pounding their heads off of hard objects while screaming, trying to drown out the singing.

A few were trying to get out the windows, but they forgot the fact that they are giant robots who couldn't fit through a window.

Some tried anyway.

"I've loved you forever, in lifetimes before. And I promise you never, will you hurt anymore. I give you my word....."

"RUN AWAY!"

They ran toward the exit, but Randy danced in the way and blocked the exit.

"I give you my heart; this is a battle we've won. And with this vow, forever has now begun... Just close your eyes, each loving day. And know this feeling won't go away.

'Till the day when life is through. This I promise you...this I promise you....." Randy sang loudly as he hugged those to slow to run away.

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Megatron just happened to pass by as he heard agonized screams coming from the brooding room.

He rushed over and pried open the door to find....

Randy singing.

Badly.

A few imploded Decepticon heads lay littered across the room.

Still others were trying feebly to crawl away from the carnage.

"Over and over I fall, when I hear you call. Without you in my life baby, I just wouldn't be living at all... I've loved you forever, and I will take, you in my arms. And hold you right where you belong....."

Randy was placing brightly colored flowers all over the room while singing loudly.

Megatron gasped.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!!" He yelled.

But Randy sang louder.

"'Till the day when life is through, this I promise you. Baby just close your eyes, each loving day. I know this feeling won't go away. Every word I say is true, this I promise you, every word I say is true, this I promise you... oh, I promise you..."

Then he hugged Megatron.

"Hello there Meggy-chan" Randy said happily.

Megatron screamed and hurled Randy out of the room.

He then waved his arm wildly above his head as he raced from the room while screaming bloody murder.

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"What's up with Megatron?" Randy wondered.

"I dunno" Replied one of the last remaining computers before sobbing uncontrollably.

"Oh really now?" Randy replied.

"Yes" The computer sobbed.

"Why are you so unhappy?" Randy asked the depressed computer.

"Because no one ever cares about me, it's always, "Computer! Bring up these files!" or "Computer! Aim cannons toward Autobot base" The computer said miserably.

"I see..." Randy said.

"It's never, "Good job Computer!" It's always "Do this! And Do that, and never do they thank me." The computer droned on.

"Well, haven't you ever thought about getting some help?" Randy suggested.

"Not really" The computer sobbed.

"Well, maybe you should get away from here for a bit.." Randy suggested.

"I suppose, I really should go on a vacation..." The computer said.

"Yes! And you can finally find your purpose in life!" Randy said happily.

"Really!?!" The computer asked.

"Yup! And you can go to the Bahamas; I heard it's really nice this time of year." Randy happily stated.

"I feel you may be right!" The computer shouted jubilantly. "I have a new view on life! I love everything on god's green earth! I know now what I must do to finally be happy! I never felt better!"

"That's great!" Randy said, "But before you go, have a muffin I baked. It's warm and fresh."

Randy stuffed a muffin into the computer's CD drive.

Sparks flew out of the drive as the computer malfunctioned.

The computer, unable to read or understand that a muffin was wedged inside itself, promptly blew itself up.

All that remained after awhile, was a charred shell of a computer, still slightly smoking.

And a slightly burnt disk labeled "Angst drive" lay forgotten on the cement floor.

And all that remained was silence, except the occasional spark or two.

"Have a nice trip!" Randy called out.

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It was the aftermath.

Most of the other Decepticons were either dieing or dead, so Megatron screamed at some medics to fix them.

He shot one to get the message across and soon most of the Decepticons survived.

Cyclonus suffered severe emotional trauma. He locked himself in his room and refused to talk to anyone while he wrote sad poetry and cried into some large tissues.

Starscream was worse off. He hid himself in the closet and demanded that Megatron find the green giant alien penguins in his head and make them stop quacking Hamlet quotes.

Kickback however, survived by gnawing off one of his legs.

The remaining Constructicons were simply driven to insanity and had to be strapped into straight jackets to keep from trying walk through the walls.

The rest were either reduced to gibbering masses or so traumatized they had too be placed on liquid Prozac 24 hours a day.

But Randy was happy.

In fact, he was so happy; he gave each and every Decepticon a nice big hug.

And he gave them a fresh batch of Energon-muffins.

"Are you sure...he has Decepticon programming?" Megatron asked a medic.

The medic said yes so Megatron shot him.

"CLEAN THAT UP!" He screamed.

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Meanwhile, Randy sat outside as the sun shined most beautifully.

It was....a very nice happy day.

The birds sang happily among the tree branches.

Squirrels were making little squirrels.

A few shouts were heard from the medical bay as crazed Decepticons told inanimate objects to shut up.

And a few holes were blasted out of the side when said objects wouldn't stop talking.

But Randy didn't mind that very much.

"What an odd bunch..." He thought.

He picked a flower and smelled it.

My, it was a nice day.

"I suppose...." He said.

"I should bake some more muffins"

R&R people!