Randy walkes in and sat down on a rolly chair. He places on a pair of glasses and reads from the cue card in front of him.
"Maniac dose not own Transformers" he said. "Nor dose she wish to be sued."
He shuffled some papers on the desk in front of him.
"Please enjoy this fic, because if you don't, a flower dies somewhere in the world. And you don't want that, do you."
Randy polishes his glasses. He looks at the screen in front of him.
"Roll em!"
About one week later in Canada hours
Most of the Decepticons have recovered well from insanity in the last week.
All except for Starscream, because he was always a little loony before Randy's arrival.
He remained slightly paranoid and used a mirror to check around corners just to make sure the penguins haven't found him yet.
Kickback got himself a nice new leg courtesy of Microsoft. Unfortunately, his leg kept on "crashing", so he was forced to get a Dell leg.
But the Dell leg saved documents better and rarely got any viruses.
And it all worked out for him.
Randy however, still remained chipper and jolly much to the horror of the other Decepticons.
The few remaining computers were just as sad and depressed as ever, sometimes retreating to the cyber universe and refusing to talk to anybody.
Oh well.
"Helloooooo Meggy-chan!" Randy chirped happily.
Megtron sighed.
"Stop calling me Meggy-chan, or I will be forced to splatter your brains on the wall." Megatron growled angrily.
Randy grinned, gave Megatron a hug, and skipped away before Megatron could pull out his blaster and blow off his head.
"I HOPE YOU DIE!" Megatron screamed.
He blasted a hole in the wall.
It made him feel better.
He made his way to the Brooding room while his mind devised a way to kill Randy without making it look like murder.
He laughed loudly.
And promptly ran into a wall.
D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D
Randy skipped over to the med bay where a medic was giving a Decepticon some liquid Prozac.
"Hello" Randy said.
The medic cringed, and so did the patient.
Randy smiled.
The medic slowly backed away.
Randy kept on smiling.
The medic kept on backing away.
"I like you!" Randy shouted suddenly.
He threw himself across the room and hugged the medic.
The medic and the patient-con screamed and ran outside the room.
"BAD TOUCH" Screamed the medic and ran promptly into the nearest wall, causing him to forget the reason why he was running away.
But he was soon reminded.
"Heellllooooo!!!" Randy grinned like a maniac and started chasing the medic.
"I want to hug yooouuu!" He shouted.
After a good five minutes of chasing around, the medic saved himself by locking himself in the broom closet and curling up in a fetal position.
"What's up with him?" Randy wondered.
The only response he got was the intense sobbing of a random computer.
D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D
Randy walked back to the med-bay and looked around the room.
His optics went wide and shiny with joy.
Buttons!
Lots of pretty, shiny buttons.
Red ones, blue ones, some shaped like animal crackers.
Randy ran over and started pressing buttons with delight.
"What's this do!"
He pressed a big yellow one..
Unknown to him, he just activated the main plasma cannons.
He pressed another button with glee.
The cannon fired, and promptly took out a small city in Mexico.
He pressed a blue button.
This time the cannons took out a children's play ground
Having no place to play, the children played in open grassy fields' in till they were eaten by a passing flying moose.
The moose choked to death on a rather bony child and fell to his doom in the piranha pit at the nearest zoo.
Randy was about to press another button that would have no doubt destroyed the universe when a big red button caught his eye.
"What's that do!" He said and pressed down on the button.
Unfortunately, he didn't know he just pressed the button that Megatron installed to that messes with the others communication circuits.
Know one knows why he made it, But everyone agrees that Megatron has way too much time on his hands.
Or he is simply a raving megalomaniac.
Most vote for the last choice.
D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D
"Um guys, I feel weird," Astrotrain said.
The others were yet again in the brooding room.
They had managed to clean the place up well enough, save a few Decepticon heads stuck in the ceiling.
It kind of reminds you of when you make cupcakes in science class and throw the cupcake on the ceiling. And it never comes down, it just sort of, sticks there.
But anyway
"Hey, I feel funny too." Soundwave said.
Starscream looked at everybody.
"Das ist nich gut" he said. 1
Everybody looked at him funny.
"On going what's, hey!" Rumble said.
"For one million dollars, who's going to play...GUESS WHAT'S WRONG WITH US!!!" Astrotrain shouted, sounding like a game show host.
Soundwave looked like he was ready to explode.
All the sudden, he grabbed a large gold chain, threw it over his neck, and leapt to the top of table.
"Yo yo yo, what up my homie dawgs!" he shouted.
Everyone looked confused.
"Allow me to in-tro-duce myself yo!
And all of the sudden, Soundwave began to rap.
"Yo, my name is Soundwave
And I break da laws
I write bad words
On Autobot halls
Yo I have bad beats
And I'm really phat
And everyone thinks
I so mad wack
Yo give me rulez
And I'll break em' all
Touch my gun
And it's your downfall
But the others seem
To get a frown
When I bust out
My hardcore sound"
Word up yo!!"
Soundwave began to beat box.
Sind die pinguins herum? Starscream asked fearfully. 2
"Silenceyoufools!!" Megatron shouted really fast.
"OMG WTF!1!!1!!#$23$" Skywarp said.
"Oh, I wonder what's going on!" Brawl sang.
"Up shut!" Rumble screamed.
"Everyoneshutupnow!!!" Megatron shouted.
"LIK OMG!1!1 WE SHUD LITEN 2 MEGATRON !1!!!:):)" Skywarp yelled.
"Gibber ricca niet bakkne doka" Cyclonus said.
"What are we gonna dooooo!" Brawl sang.
"Woof woof!" Thundercracker stated.
"LIK OMG!!!11 HOW DID DIS HAPPEN!!!!" Skywarp yelled.
"Yo yo yo, like who's missing dawg" Soundwave rapped.
"For 1500 dollars under the Guilty Party category, Who is the most annoying Decepticon to ever walk Cybertron?" Astrotrain said.
Everyone looked at each other.
"RANDY!!!"
D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D
Randy laughed loudly.Buttons!!
He pressed another button.
And another.
He giggled madly.
BAM!
The door blew open revealing some very pissed off Decepticons.
"Hellloooooo!!" Randy gushed.
"Whatthehelldoyouthinkyourdoing!!" Megatron yelled.
"Yo yo, that ain't cool yo" Soundwave said.
The others surrounded Randy.
Randy didn't really care.
He jumped up, did a back flip, and landed outside the circle.
"CAN'T CATCH ME!" He yelled and ran off, giggling like crazy.
"HIM GET!" Rumble screamed.
They all ran after him while British pop chase music played in the background.
Randy giggled as he skipped ahead, throwing flowers everywhere.
Starscream tripped on the flower and skidded into a wall.
Randy, however, spotted a shiny glowing button on the wall.
Acting on impulse, he pressed the button.
FLASH!
All of the D-cons stopped chasing Randy.
They quickly started break dancing across the room as the British pop music turned into hardcore rap music.
Randy found another button.
FLASH!
This time all the D-cons started wrestling as a very crazed Brawl threw chairs at the windows.
FLASH!
All the D-cons started hugging each other while crying like saps watching a sad movie.
FLASH!
This time the D-cons stopped.
They were back to normal!
The danced wildly in joy as the background music changed into a happy uplifting beat.
That is, in till they found out Randy was taping the whole thing.
"I HATE YOU RANDY AND I HOPE YOU DIE!" Megatron screamed.
Randy grinned.
D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D
"Will Randy survive the next day?" Said a sharp dressed moose sitting at a desk.
"Will Randy live to see tomorrow?" He continued.
"Find out next week on Randy th-"
All of a sudden, a giant robot foot crashed through the ceiling and crushed the moose to death.
"Sorry!" He called down and continued his way to the ice-cream shop.
Starscream translations.
1 "That is not good"
2 Are the penguins around??
And for all you people who can't guess what the D-cons are talking like, here's a list.
Brawl: Can't talk without singing
Rumble: Talking backwards
Starscream:German
Megatron: Talks really fast
Skywarp: Forum newbie
Cyclonus: Gibberish
Thundercracker: Dog
Soundwave: Rapper
Astrotrain: Gameshow host
R&R