In a house far far away, the authoress was buried under a foot of schoolwork.
"Ack!" She cried. "I'm goanna get killed for not updating!"
All of the sudden, Randy jumped out of the computer.
"I can save you!" he cried. "And make you a decent cappuccino!"
"Oh thank you!" cried the authoress.
Randy used a flamethrower to set the school work on fire.
The computer blinked and a message appeared.
"Skool iss foor loozers"
LuRve, Megatron.
"Now I can finally update!" The authoress said.
Randy gave her a thumbs up, made her a cappuccino, and leapt back into the computer.
Roll em!
Randy smiled.
It had taken all night, but he has finally done it.
He had painted the entire base pink.
And he also threw in some squishy purple sofas and some lovely pastel tapestries were tacked on the wall.
He was happy.
So happy he hugged the wall and sneaked back to his room.
D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D
Megatron walked out of his room with a headache from yesterday.
He marched to the kitchen, grumbling all the way.
He fumbled around the counter.
"Grumble grumble coffee grumble"
He found some and poured it in his large novelty coffee mug.
"Grumble destruction grumble"
He took a nice long swing.
"Mmmm....caffeinated goodness..."
He enjoyed his coffee in till....
He saw the base.
"OH MY GOD!"
His coffee spilled all over himself.
It turned out to be quite hot.
He yelled loudly, which caused the other Decepticons to run into the room.
"Yo, what up homie!" Soundwave said.
He never really got over the whole "voice switch" incident.
Megatron pointed to the wall with horror.
The rest followed his finger to the pink walls.
Half of them fainted.
The rest stared in shock.
"WHO GAVE RANDY SUGAR!?!" Swindle yelled.
"Yeah, last time he got sugar, was during the dreaded "Noodle Incident" Skywarp said.
FLASHBACK!!
"Hey" Randy said. "Whatcha eating Hook?"
Hook was munching on a transformers sized pixie stick.
"Pixie sticks, want one? Hook said.
Randy took one and ate it.
"MMmm..these are pretty good!" Randy said.
He began to vibrate as his optics got rounder.
Hook backed away in fear.
"SUGAR!" Randy screamed.
He lurched toward Hook like a zombie.
Hook screamed and ran away.
He ran into Megatron's room and slammed the door.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!" Cried Megatron, who was in the middle of building a car model.
"RANDY'S GONE INSANE!" Screamed Hook.
Just then, the wall beside them exploded, flinging posters and dirty socks into the hallway.
There stood Randy on top of a stolen truck filled with packaged Ramen noodles.
"SUGAR!" He screamed.
He flinged handfuls of noodles at random Decepticons.
The ducked or ran away as Randy pelted them with the dried noodles.
"BBBLLLAAAAGGGG!!" He screeched.
Megatron used Hook as a shield as he ran for cover.
Laserbeak took a packet of noodles to the head.
Soundwave ran away screaming as he was pelted with noodles.
The truck blew up, throwing noodles everywhere.
Megatron screamed and hid under a sobbing computer console.
"I hate noodles, I'm allergic to them" It sobbed.
After a few hours of pain and misery, Randy got over his sugar induced insanity.
"Sorry about that." He said.
All of the Decepticons suffered from noodle related injuries.
Noodles clinged to the ceiling and walls.
It looked like a wasteland, but with noodles.
"Laters!" he called.
Randy wandered off to watch a sad movie.
END FLASHBACK
The Decepticons shuddered at the horror of "the noodle incident"
"Well, I can't stand having our base pink" Megatron said.
Then all the sudden, a purple duck waddled across the room and jumped out the window.
"Okay....." Megatron said.
"So what do we do?" Starscream asked.
"We get Randy to paint it back...then we go over my MIGHTY plan to destroy the Autobots!" Megatron shouted.
The others shrugged and went off to find Randy.
After they have left, Megatron salvaged as much coffee as he could.
He was most likely going to need it.
D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D
"Oh John!!"
"Oh Marsha"
"I love you"
"I want to be with you forever."
"But.."
"What is it darling?"
"I...I have cancer!"
Randy sat and watched a movie on the large screen used for transmissions.
He sobbed into a large hanky.
"I don't care Marsha"
"I love you John but...but..."
"What is it?"
"I'm an alien too! From outer space! Who eats brains!"
Randy sobbed harder.
Starscream burst in.
"Hey R- OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING!?!"
"It's called, "Love Conquers All" he said.
He held up the cover, which had two people kissing.
Starscream cringed.
"Um, Megatron wants you" he said.
Randy got up and left the room.
Starscream took one look at the screen and shuddered.
D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D
"STOP BEING HAPPY!" Megatron yelled.
Randy stood before him with a goofy grin on his face.
"I want you to repaint the base!" Megatron continued.
"And I want it slate grey!"
Randy pondered.
"But isn't that...dull?" Randy said.
"THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT!" Megatron shouted.
Randy shrugged and walked away.
Megatron kicked an insecticon and continued on his way.
D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D
"Hey," said Divebomb. "Have you seen Starscream? Megatron called a meeting":
"Nope" replied Blitzwing, who was sipping a cup of coffee.
"I can't find him anywhere!" Divebomb continued.
Blitzwing paused for a moment.
"Did you check the rec room?"
"Yup"
"The Brooding Room?"
"Yup"
"The Transmission room?"
"Nope, I guess I better check there"
Blitzwing waved goodbye as Divebomb left the room.
However, A flying saucer flew into the room and abducted Blitzwing.
Oh well.
Divebomb continued on his way and opened the door to the transmissions room to find...
Starscream watching the movie.
He was crying into a hanky.
"Oh John, I'm so sorry I had to cheat on you...and devour your brains!"
"It's all right Marsha, I don't need brains, plus I love you.
They kissed.
"John?'
"Yes Marsha"
"I have leukemia!"
Divebomb snapped a picture.
"Too rich! I can use this for blackmail!" He exclaimed.
Starscream turned around.
"WHY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SLAG!"
Divebomb giggled and ran out of the room with a very angry Starscream at his heels.
The computer monitor quietly exploded from 3 hours of "Love Conquers All".
But no one really cared.
D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D
"See, this is my MIGHTY PLAN!" Megatron shouted.
The Decepticons plus Randy were gathered in a meeting room.
They sat in large rolly chairs as a power point was displayed on the wall.
Megatron grabbed a red dry erase marker and scribbled on the wall.
"See, half of you guys land here and start blowing stuff up"
He drew a big large X on the map of the Autobot base.
"Then the rest of you guys land here and start blowing stuff up"
This time, he drew a large O.
Starscream pouted, like always.
Megatron continued.
"Then me and Soundwave go BEHIND the Autobots and start blowing stuff up."
He drew a B on the map.
"But Meggy-chan, that isn't much of a plan!" Randy protested.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Megatron shouted.
"No" Randy smirked.
Megatron palmed his face.
"But it's my MIGHTY PLAN! It's fool proof!" Megarton said.
The rest nodded in agreement, save for Starscream, who was drawing mean pictures on scrap paper under the table.
Weirdwolf and Scavenger played with paper footballs, with Scavenger being the goal.
Half of the audience were asleep, bored out of there minds.
Soundwave fixed a spinner on his gold diamond encrusted "S" pendent.
"How about we just drop a big ass bomb on the Autobots!" said Skywarp.
The others cheered.
"But, but that isn't nice!" Randy stuttered.
"SHUT UP! We will use MY plan for I am the LEADER!" Megatron shouted.
The rest quickly stopped talking with a meep
Megatron smiled.
"Hey Randy, did you re paint the base?"
"Sure did!" Randy said.
He held open the door.
The rest looked out.
"Wow, only Randy can find a way to make grey bright." Brawl said.
The rest nodded.
Randy had painted the base bright grey, like it was possible.
Megatron growled.
"You suck Randy!" He shouted.
The rest nodded in agreement.
Randy smiled as he hugged everyone.
NEXT WEEK ON RTSHD!!!
The long awaited scrap between the Autobots and Decepticons takes place! And we find out why Megatron hates Optimus so much! And other things happen.
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