Halloween is here! May you all get lots of loot and not get caught pranking someone's house!! And may the Zombies get confused before they reach your house! Maniac.
Randy hummed happily as he tided up his room.
He glanced under his bed and pulled boxes and other odds and ends from under the bed.
He felt hungry, so he opened a lunchbox he threw under the bed a few years back.
He opened the box and took out the least hairy thing.
Finding that it didn't move for ten minutes, he ate it.
It tasted fruity.
He hummed and picked up his calendar.
"Why look," he said. "It's a week till Halloween, I wonder if the others celebrate it."
He giggled like a mad man and rushed out of the room, turning out the light in the process.
The lunchbox stood open as the food items stumbled out.
After all these years, they have all developed consciousness and brains.
"Oh poor old Bob..." whispered a fuzzy banana.
"Yeah, but now's our chance to escape!!" whispered a fuzzy sandwich.
The bottle of lemonade agreed and the three rolled their way out into the bright world of freedom before getting eaten by passing Ravens.
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"CanwepleasecelabrateMeggy-ChanPLEASE!!!" Randy jumped up and down with excitement as a bored Megatron sat on his chair.
Megatron rubbed his head.
"Please tell me again why you want us to celebrate this..."Halloween?" Megatron asked slowly.
"Because it's fun!" Randy announced happily.
"No! We are Decepticons! We are NOT suppose to have fun!" Megatron said firmly.
Randy was shocked.
His lip quivered as tears began to form in his optics.
"YOU'RE A MEANIE!" He shouted as tears began to flow.
Megatron remained firm.
"No!" he said.
Randy cried harder and latched on to Megatron.
"I WANNA HAVE HALLOWEEN!" he sobbed.
Megatron growled.
"GET OFF ME!" he shouted and tried to pry the weeping Randy off of his body.
Randy sobbed hard, therefore squeezing harder in the process.
"Okay okay!" Megatron wheezed, "You...can.....celebrate....."
"HORRAY!" Randy shouted, his tears gone in an instant.
He skipped happily off as though nothing happened.
Megatron sighed and shook his head.
Things were going to get crazier.
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"See! Halloween is fun!" Randy exclaimed.
He had just gotten finished explaining the whole Halloween process to the other Decepticons.
Astrotrain raised his hand. "So, we dress up as anything we want, go around and get candy, and party." He asked.
Randy nodded. "You got it. There's also the whole "Halloween pranks" during Halloween
The rest murmured in agreement, mostly about the prank part.
"Yeah, we can jump humans and steal their candy!" They whispered excitedly.
Randy frowned, they need costumes.
"Hey, how about I take two other D-cons to the junk yard and bring back stuff to make costumes?"
The others thought it was a fine idea.
Shockwave and Thrust offered to throw together a party.
It was three days in till Halloween, so they had time.
They hoped.
"Lets get cracking!" Randy shouted.
The D-cons went back to their rooms to plan or brood, whatever they preferred.
"HEY MEGGY-CHAN! Were goanna get stuff for costumes! SEE YA LATERS!" Randy shouted.
Megatron sighed and hoped that something heavy would fall out of the sky and crush Randy to death.
But god wasn't that merciful.
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Soon Starscream, Soundwave, and Randy were outside.
Both had offered to come along for their own reasons.
Soundwave wanted to find some heavy duty chains for his "bling bling" and Starscream wanted to blow something up.
It was a pretty, clear night and the moon hung full and bright in the star spattered sky.
"Transform!" they shouted.
Randy turned into a lovable blue pick up truck.
Soundwave turned into a nifty boom box and sat on Randy's dash.
Starscream, of course, turned into his jet mode.
And they were off.
Starscream flew ahead and watched out for any Autobots in the area.
Randy and Soundwave cranked up the beats as the truck practically vibrated from the woofers in the back.
That's when the ill beats hit.
"Yo yo my name is Soundwave
I'm cool you ain't
Cause' I got more rhymes
Than Picasso got paint
I'm in your TV
Late at night
Cause' I'll steal your honey
Like I stole yo BIKE!"
Soundwave rapped along to the beat.
Starscream sighed as the junkyard rolled in sight.
"Finally!" He announced.
He landed as Randy pulled up.
Soundwave transformed and jumped out.
Then Randy became his ever lovable giant robot self.
He giggled and looked around.
"Hey, get stuff like paint, sheet metal, and cloth." Randy suggested.
Starscream frowned.
"Shut up n00b! I out rank you!" he shouted.
Randy shrugged and walked away.
Soundwave went off on his own and rooted among the junk.
He found an interesting sheet of cloth that could make his costume awesome.
He pulled on it, but it was stuck on something.
He tried to dig it out, but it wouldn't budge.
"DAMN!" He shouted and pulled harder.
That is, in till he heard something moving behind him.
He looked around, seeing nothing but dark shadows and skeletons of cars.
He shrugged and went back to digging.
Woosh woosh!!
Soundwave turned around angrily.
"Yo!" he shouted. "Who's out there?"
Silence.
Satisfied, Soundwave and tugged some more on the cloth.
Just then, something huge and metallic leapt from behind a mound of dirt and charged.
Soundwave barely had anytime to scream.
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Shockwave and Thrust worked hard on making an awesome Halloween party.
Thrust was putting up decorations for the party in two days.
"!#$!!" Shouted Shockwave dropped yet another bowl.
"Dude, it must really suck to have a gun for a hand" Thrust laughed.
Shockwave glared and shot the ladder that Thrust was standing on.
"GLEEP!" He shouted and fell, hitting the floor hard and spilling decorations.
"Damnit Shockwave!" he shouted angrily. "What the hell is your problem?"
Shockwave laughed and went back to cleaning up bits of all the bowls he dropped.
Just then, Soundwave rushed in, panting hard.
He had several dents, nicks and he was covered in dirt and scratches.
He slammed the door and locked the windows, shaking and panting in fear.
Thrust and Shockwave rushed over.
"Dude dude! You okay man!" Shockwave asked.
Soundwave shivered.
"I was getting stuff from the junkyard, and this BIG SOMETHING jumped out and bit me!" he explained.
Thrust and Shockwave looked at each other.
"Well, what did it look like?" Shockwave asked.
"It was BIG and friggin HUGE! Goddamn son! I don't figgin KNOW what it looks like! Soundwave shouted.
Randy and Starscream walked through the door, carrying material in their arms.
"It's a good thing I'm a 4 wheel drive pick up, or this trip would be even- Oh hey Soundwave. Where have you been?" Randy shouted.
"I WAS FRIGGIN MAULED!" He shouted.
"Oh, so THAT'S why we heard screams!" Randy said cheerfully.
Soundwave gave Randy a death glare.
Starscream sighed loudly.
"Let's get this over with..." he droned, tired from digging' in the dirt.
Randy nodded.
"We can call everyone together to get their stuff!"
"Fine." Starscream replied. He dropped his load where he was standing and walked off.
Randy grinned as he dropped his load off too and went outside to get the rest.
Thrust and Shockwave shrugged and walked away.
They turned off the lights, leaving Soundwave shivering and alone in the dark.
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Skywarp AND Kickback snuck quietly into the kitchen.
They tiptoed slowly over the tile floor, each clutching a few bottles in their arms.
Skywarp peeked in.
The kitchen was empty of all giant robots.
A large fridge was in the corner.
Motioning for Kickback to come, thy both snuck over to the fridge.
Kickback opened it up, the light cutting across the room and throwing shadows in the corners.
Inside was a half-eaten sandwich, a jar of Mayo, and a large jug.
Skywarp grinned.
Bingo.
They pulled it out and pulled off the top.
Inside was punch, made with sprite soda, strawberry sherbet, and some sugar. (yum!)
They giggled as they poured the contents of the bottles into the jug, shaking it well and placing it back on the shelf.
The deed done, they both tiptoed out, trying to conceal their giggles.
The D-cons were in for a hell of a surprise.
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The next day.
The D-cons spent the day working on their costumes.
So far, no major injuries happened, which was rare in the D-con base.
Soundwave, who recovered from being mauled last night, was dressed as a rapper with the word "Fubu" and a "01" written on a white jersey.
He also sported a spiky blonde wig and a various rings and gold chains.
"Yo yo yo homie G's!" He announced and beat boxed.
Starscream was dressed as a pirate with an eye patch, vest, sword, and a bottle of Ener-booze.
"Arr." He said half heartedly. "Arr me matey. Arr."
Blarg, I want to SUCK YOUR FLUIDS!!" shouted Mixmaster. He was going as a vampire.
Randy walked out in his costume.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared in shock.
Randy had a pair of butterfly wings on his back.
Butterfly antenna and a crown sat on top of his head.
In his hand he clutched a sparkling wand.
Crash!
Shockwave dropped another bowl in shock.
"Oh....my.....god." Megatron gasped, who was going as a dictator.
"What?" Randy asked.
"What the hell are YOU suppose to be!" Shouted Thundercracker,
wearing devil horns and tail.
"I'm a fairy!" Randy shouted with glee.
The other D-cons shuddered and refused to come within two feet of him.
Randy smiled happily and danced around the room.
Half of the D-cons fainted.
Randy smiled.
"Is everyone done with their costumes?" he asked.
The others shook their heads yes.
Randy smiled, with a hint of evil in it.
"Let's go over to Primes place and "redecorate". He grinned.
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Much later...
The D-cons arrived at the Autobot base that night.
They grinned evilly as they clutched rolls of toilet paper, eggs, soap, and shaving cream.
Megatron himself was leading the "mission", operation Prank.
He signaled a group of D-cons.
They threw Toilet paper all over the base and trees, making a large mess.
The next signal sounded and a barrage of eggs plastered all over the base.
The third signal sounded and a small group ran forward and soaped all of the windows.
"He he, this is fun!" whispered Starscream as he sprayed shaving cream on the base.
"I know dawg!" Soundwave replied and soaped an entire window.
The D-cons were having a blast.
After a mere half hour, the base was so dirty and horrid looking, they barley recognized it.
"Pull back to the trees men!" Megatron shouted and they hid themselves.
Laserbeak rang the doorbell and flew off to hide.
Optimus opened the door.
"Hello?" he called out.
Then he got a good look at the base.
"j00 H4v b33N OW3D!!" was written in shaving cream on one of the walls.
"YOU DAMN KIDS!" he shouted angrily.
Bumblebee came out.
"Prime! It looks like the work of the Decepticons!" he said.
"Err um.....YOU DAMN DECEPTICONS!" Prime shouted.
The Decepticons giggled and made their way back to the base.
Mission accomplished.
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The next day...
It was time for the party.
Everyone was in costume and having a great time.
Thrust's and Shockwave's party turned out to be successful after all.
It was mostly because of the finger food.
The punch bowl sat out as the others drank some punch.
Skywarp AND Kickback giggled among themselves, gaining odd looks from the other D-cons.
Megatron took a drink.
It tasted....different.
Ignoring his other thoughts that told him not to drink it, he drank it all down.
Immediately, the room changed colors....twice.
He looked around and saw that most of the other D-cons were just as confused as he was.
"Ooooo....." he said as the walls became multicolored.
A cookie he was eating gained eyes and a mouth and spoke to him.
"Why are you eating me?" It spoke sadly in a high voice. "What did I ever do to you?"
It sniffed.
Megatron looked at it carefully, and ate it.
It made a squeaking sound as it crunched in his mouth.
Mmmm....chocolate chip....he thought and ate another.
Soundwave didn't look to good.
"Hey Soundwave" Randy asked. "Are you okay?"
Soundwave nodded and ate a singing slice of pie.
The room switched colors again, but no one really cared.
They were too busy talking to random food items.
"Dude, that was a great idea to spike the punch!" Kickback grinned.
"Yeah...I am great." replied Skywarp.
"It will wear off after awhile, but this is fun!"
Skywarp pulled out a camcorder and recorded the whole scene.
Megatron was eating cookies by the handful and muttering that they needed to "die".
Shockwave and Cyclonus were both laughing for no apparent reason.
Dragstrip was trying to fly, and being unsuccessful.
It was funny indeed.
Eventually, it wore out of their systems and they went back to normal.
In that time, Skywarp and Kickback acted like nothing happened and stored away the tape to blackmail them later.
And thus, the party resumed.
"Hey," Trust said. "The moon is pretty tonight."
Everyone looked out the window, the full moon hung beautify in the sky.
Randy was aware of an odd sound behind him.
He turned around to see Soundwave acting...strange.
"Hey, are you okay?" he asked.
Soundwave growled loudly.
"Hey! No need for that! I was only asking!" Randy protested.
Soundwave growled again, this time attracting everyone else in the room to turn and look.
"Holy!" Megatron gasped between eating more cookies.
The Decepticon logo on Soundwave slowly turned into that of an Autobot's.
His eyes went from red to blue.
He growled loudly and took a step toward Megatron.
Everyone backed up in fear.
With a shout, Soundwave launched himself forward and......
He hugged Megatron.
Megatron was very surprised he wasn't mauled as Soundwave hugged him hard.
"Peace on earth! And may fluffy bunnies fill your lives with happiness!" Soundwave said happily.
Randy bounced up.
"Let's go redecorate the lobby!" Randy exclaimed.
"Oh yeah! We can fill it with squishy furniture!" Soundwave exclaimed, letting go of Megatron.
"And fine art!" Randy bounced.
"And pillows!"
"And cupcakes!"
"And throw rugs!"
"Good god, he's like the twin of Randy!" Megatron gasped.
Soundwave and Randy bounced up and down with glee and ran out of the room.
Everyone was in shock.
"What the hell just happened...." Skywarp asked.
"I guess Soundwave is a wereabutobot...." Thrust said.
Everyone shrugged and went back to the party.
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Next morning.....
Soundwave woke up with a groan.
He rubbed his aching head.
"What the hell happened last night...."
He finally got aware of his surroundings.
His eyes went wide with horror.
He was among pillows and rugs in........the home section of K-Mart!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" He screamed.
Thankfully he passed out from shock.
Randy walked back with two small rugs.
"What color will match the curtains in the lobby? Blue or pastel green?" he looked down to see a normal Soundwave passed out.
"What's his problem?" Randy huffed.
He picked up the pastel green rug and Soundwave and made his way back to base.
Next week on RTSHD!!!
The D-cons sent Randy to the Autobots to annoy them to death!!
Will he succeed and drive them to insanity?
Find out on Randy the Sunshine Happy Decepticon!!!
R&R or the mafia will get me.