Subaru, Seishiro, and Pants: Part four of ten
This is coming along fairly quickly I might say. Well, it is pretty short. I feel deprived though; my Internet hasn't been working for, oh, four months now. I haven't been able to post my stories on the Internet myself since the first two chapters of 'Crazy kinda luv thing'. I've been giving all of em to Ki, on a floppy so she can post them, sorry Ki! She also tried to fix my computer once. It still doesn't work. It's an emachine though, so that might be the problem. Weird things always happen to emachines. My other friend Haku has one, and it just recently broke down too. Enough of me ranting about emachines, on to the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone or anything in this fic. That was short and simple enough.
11:46 a.m. Still at Kamui's house (Before the whole Kanoe thing).
Two disturbing dreams in one night........
Subaru: Is some force trying to tell me something?
Kamui: What?
Subaru: (didn't realize he was talking out loud) Nothing.
Five of the Seven Seals were sitting around a small counter in Kamui's kitchen eating breakfast.
Sorata: Kamui, why don't you have a table?
Kamui: I can't afford one. I have no parents, remember?
Yuzuriha: Why don't you get a job?
Kamui: It's the end of the world; I don't think I'll need one.
Sorata: You sound confident.
Arashi: It's the same thing I said.
Yuzuriha: Why don't you sue your dad? He has to pay for child support.
Kamui: I'd like to sue him!!! Oh please glorious day come!
Sorata: Touchy subject?
Kamui: Oh please! Glorious day, when I find my father and sue him!
Arashi: I guess so.
Subaru: Isn't this fic about me, and not everyone rambling and Kamui going insane?
Ishi: (thinking) Oh, yeah! Sorry all, got off track, it happens.
Anyway...
Subaru had managed to hide his slight erection (what am I talking about, the kid was about to burst! Ha, ha). He snuck away to the bathroom when everyone was starting to fall asleep and therefore, wouldn't care if he was going to finish jacking off or what. But what really disturbed him the most was the fact that he couldn't get Seishiro out of his mind the whole time, and that made things worse, ya feeling me, ya picking up what I'm putting down? Well, of course he was obsessed with him, but usually not as much as normal when the other seals were around him. They really looked up to him (if only he could see that) Not that they were obsessed with Seishiro or anything, mind you.
Subaru: Uh, I just realized something.
Kamui: What?
Subaru: Where did my pants go?
Sorata: (looks down at Subaru) Dude, you're right, you aren't wearing pants.
Yuzuriha: Wow, I though they were just colorful shorts that you decided to wear today.
Arashi:........
Subaru: Uh, guys, I don't really feel comfortable with everyone staring at me and all...
Of course everyone was ignoring him.
Kamui: Wow Subaru, your legs are really pale.
Sorata: Well duh! If you haven't noticed, he, like, never wears shorts, or short sleeve shirts for that matter.
Yuzuriha: (looking through various volumes of the X/1999 manga) You're right! He's always wearing long pants, a long sleeved jacket that's usually like a trench coat thing, and most of the time he wears gloves.
Sorata: Are you some kind of vampire or something?
Arashi: (SPOILIER ALERT: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU READ TSUBASA, OR YOU COULD READ IT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO) By the way, that wasn't me screaming, spoiler alert. But what I was going to say, is that he might be a vampire in Tsubasa.
Sorata: Hey, yeah! Your right, Arashi! Oh, and aren't we married too? Ha, ha, ha, ha!!! I'm one lucky man!
Arashi: Don't talk to me.
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Subaru:.....Right.....
Kamui: I'll help you find your pants!
After a short period of time, not only did Subaru discover that the pants he was planning on wearing that day were missing but also, his pajama pants, and the ones he wore the previous day were gone too.
Sorata: All right, who stole his pants?
Everyone: Not us.
Sorata: Why are you all staring at me? Why would I take his pants? A practical joke maybe but...
Subaru: Sorata!
Sorata: Hey, it really wasn't me. Honest! I only though of the practical joke thing just now!
Arashi: Pants don't randomly disappear, someone must have taken them.
Kamui: I wonder who would steal his pants? And why?
Yuzuriha: Who knows? But, Subaru, are you going to walk around like that all day if we can't find them?
Subaru was wearing a black shirt, with his long white jacket, and pretty...
Subaru: Don't tell them what color they are!
Yellowandgreenboxers! Ah! Don't kill me!!!!
Sdj;klasjdgo;ijawefoijweifuhwdkfihweiogweroifjijrioghpwHELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Anyway.... Just picture it, it looks funny! Subaru, with his long jacket on, and boxers! No pants!
..........
Subaru: Who would take my pants anyway?
Meanwhile, from the window, that just so happened to be conveniently open so the public could hear, who else but Seishiro, yellow, glass eye, and all, was sitting out on the balcony. Listening to the little seals (and that sounds funny no matter how you look at it) bickering about the missing pants, when he heard Kamui say, "I wonder who would steal his pants? And why?". At this, Seishiro smiled, as he looked down at the stack of pants that he had draped over his arms. Ah, Subaru's precious pants. Seishiro stroked them, thinking of how they were once on him, touching him, all wrapped around his waist like.
Seishiro: It's enough to send shivers down my spine! Well, I must go, and hang these on my wall! Ha, ha! They shall never be washed!
He happily hopped away. Can you say 'obsessed'?
Well, that was weird. Did anyone expect that one coming? You're lucky, I didn't know what to put in this chapter, so it started out as every one blabbing on and about pointless things. But, an idea quickly popped into my head, why not torture Subaru? Except my way of torture is very, very different from CLAMP's way of torturing Subaru. Think about it, they abused him so much in X. Even in Tokyo Babylon now that I think about it! I'd have to say, that out of all the characters in the manga that I've read by CLAMP (which is Chobits, Wish, X/1999, Tokyo Babylon, xxx Holic, Tsubasa, Miyuki-chan in Wonderland, and I use to watch Cardcaptor Sakura) I think Subaru is the most abused one of them all. Ranking very closely behind him is Miyuki (from Miyuki-chan in Wonderland), and all of the other characters in X of course (especially Kamui). I don't know, tell me what you think.
Kotori: If you see my big brother and Kamui, please tell them something. Tell them, that I love them both. And also, that the future has not been determined yet...
The future, has not been determined yet.
This is coming along fairly quickly I might say. Well, it is pretty short. I feel deprived though; my Internet hasn't been working for, oh, four months now. I haven't been able to post my stories on the Internet myself since the first two chapters of 'Crazy kinda luv thing'. I've been giving all of em to Ki, on a floppy so she can post them, sorry Ki! She also tried to fix my computer once. It still doesn't work. It's an emachine though, so that might be the problem. Weird things always happen to emachines. My other friend Haku has one, and it just recently broke down too. Enough of me ranting about emachines, on to the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone or anything in this fic. That was short and simple enough.
11:46 a.m. Still at Kamui's house (Before the whole Kanoe thing).
Two disturbing dreams in one night........
Subaru: Is some force trying to tell me something?
Kamui: What?
Subaru: (didn't realize he was talking out loud) Nothing.
Five of the Seven Seals were sitting around a small counter in Kamui's kitchen eating breakfast.
Sorata: Kamui, why don't you have a table?
Kamui: I can't afford one. I have no parents, remember?
Yuzuriha: Why don't you get a job?
Kamui: It's the end of the world; I don't think I'll need one.
Sorata: You sound confident.
Arashi: It's the same thing I said.
Yuzuriha: Why don't you sue your dad? He has to pay for child support.
Kamui: I'd like to sue him!!! Oh please glorious day come!
Sorata: Touchy subject?
Kamui: Oh please! Glorious day, when I find my father and sue him!
Arashi: I guess so.
Subaru: Isn't this fic about me, and not everyone rambling and Kamui going insane?
Ishi: (thinking) Oh, yeah! Sorry all, got off track, it happens.
Anyway...
Subaru had managed to hide his slight erection (what am I talking about, the kid was about to burst! Ha, ha). He snuck away to the bathroom when everyone was starting to fall asleep and therefore, wouldn't care if he was going to finish jacking off or what. But what really disturbed him the most was the fact that he couldn't get Seishiro out of his mind the whole time, and that made things worse, ya feeling me, ya picking up what I'm putting down? Well, of course he was obsessed with him, but usually not as much as normal when the other seals were around him. They really looked up to him (if only he could see that) Not that they were obsessed with Seishiro or anything, mind you.
Subaru: Uh, I just realized something.
Kamui: What?
Subaru: Where did my pants go?
Sorata: (looks down at Subaru) Dude, you're right, you aren't wearing pants.
Yuzuriha: Wow, I though they were just colorful shorts that you decided to wear today.
Arashi:........
Subaru: Uh, guys, I don't really feel comfortable with everyone staring at me and all...
Of course everyone was ignoring him.
Kamui: Wow Subaru, your legs are really pale.
Sorata: Well duh! If you haven't noticed, he, like, never wears shorts, or short sleeve shirts for that matter.
Yuzuriha: (looking through various volumes of the X/1999 manga) You're right! He's always wearing long pants, a long sleeved jacket that's usually like a trench coat thing, and most of the time he wears gloves.
Sorata: Are you some kind of vampire or something?
Arashi: (SPOILIER ALERT: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU READ TSUBASA, OR YOU COULD READ IT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO) By the way, that wasn't me screaming, spoiler alert. But what I was going to say, is that he might be a vampire in Tsubasa.
Sorata: Hey, yeah! Your right, Arashi! Oh, and aren't we married too? Ha, ha, ha, ha!!! I'm one lucky man!
Arashi: Don't talk to me.
(YOU CAN KEEP READING NOW)
Subaru:.....Right.....
Kamui: I'll help you find your pants!
After a short period of time, not only did Subaru discover that the pants he was planning on wearing that day were missing but also, his pajama pants, and the ones he wore the previous day were gone too.
Sorata: All right, who stole his pants?
Everyone: Not us.
Sorata: Why are you all staring at me? Why would I take his pants? A practical joke maybe but...
Subaru: Sorata!
Sorata: Hey, it really wasn't me. Honest! I only though of the practical joke thing just now!
Arashi: Pants don't randomly disappear, someone must have taken them.
Kamui: I wonder who would steal his pants? And why?
Yuzuriha: Who knows? But, Subaru, are you going to walk around like that all day if we can't find them?
Subaru was wearing a black shirt, with his long white jacket, and pretty...
Subaru: Don't tell them what color they are!
Yellowandgreenboxers! Ah! Don't kill me!!!!
Sdj;klasjdgo;ijawefoijweifuhwdkfihweiogweroifjijrioghpwHELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Anyway.... Just picture it, it looks funny! Subaru, with his long jacket on, and boxers! No pants!
..........
Subaru: Who would take my pants anyway?
Meanwhile, from the window, that just so happened to be conveniently open so the public could hear, who else but Seishiro, yellow, glass eye, and all, was sitting out on the balcony. Listening to the little seals (and that sounds funny no matter how you look at it) bickering about the missing pants, when he heard Kamui say, "I wonder who would steal his pants? And why?". At this, Seishiro smiled, as he looked down at the stack of pants that he had draped over his arms. Ah, Subaru's precious pants. Seishiro stroked them, thinking of how they were once on him, touching him, all wrapped around his waist like.
Seishiro: It's enough to send shivers down my spine! Well, I must go, and hang these on my wall! Ha, ha! They shall never be washed!
He happily hopped away. Can you say 'obsessed'?
Well, that was weird. Did anyone expect that one coming? You're lucky, I didn't know what to put in this chapter, so it started out as every one blabbing on and about pointless things. But, an idea quickly popped into my head, why not torture Subaru? Except my way of torture is very, very different from CLAMP's way of torturing Subaru. Think about it, they abused him so much in X. Even in Tokyo Babylon now that I think about it! I'd have to say, that out of all the characters in the manga that I've read by CLAMP (which is Chobits, Wish, X/1999, Tokyo Babylon, xxx Holic, Tsubasa, Miyuki-chan in Wonderland, and I use to watch Cardcaptor Sakura) I think Subaru is the most abused one of them all. Ranking very closely behind him is Miyuki (from Miyuki-chan in Wonderland), and all of the other characters in X of course (especially Kamui). I don't know, tell me what you think.
Kotori: If you see my big brother and Kamui, please tell them something. Tell them, that I love them both. And also, that the future has not been determined yet...
The future, has not been determined yet.