Bre: Hey! I'm doing this as a little funny fic! I read one like it in a Gravitation fanfict and I loved it so I said what the hell why not do one for InuYasha! I started thinking and blah, blah, blah…so now that I have babbled on a good bit I'll let you read!
InuYasha: Thank you for finally shutting up!
Bre: glares daggers at the half inu InuYasha do you half to be so mean all the time?
Kagome: looks at InuYasha sweetly Really and truly he can be very sweet at times.
Bre: nods head in agreement Whatever you say…
InuYasha: looks at the two young women like they're crazy Feh! Stupid wenches!
Kagome: jumps up from the couch she was sitting on by the half-demon You egotistical jerk! SIT BOY! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
InuYasha: says muffled curses toward the miko
Bre: Well then while they resolve their differences you can read! goes behind the young miko's back and puts her hand over her mouth so that she doesn't break the hanyou's neck Also don't for get to review so I know what you think.
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha because if I did I wouldn't be writing this right now - I would be rolling in my millions! Mmmm...money bath!
THE STORY
Kagome: Hello! This is Kagome Hig-
InuYasha: Kagome what this button do? (you hear a loud screech) Damn what's it with you and these damn noisy pieces of shit! Am I gonna have to break this thing like I did with that damn alarm-clook of yours!
Kagome: That was you who stole my alarm clock! So it was cause of you that I was later for sckool!
InuYasha: Now, now Kagome. Don't d-d-do anything y-y-you might regret…
Kagome: InuYasha I'm sure I'm not gonna regret this a bit…(you hear suck in a deep breath) SIT BOY! SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!
(you hear several loud THUMPs then some slurred and muffled curses and then the BEEP)
There I hope you liked it please review!