I hope you've all been enjoying my little quotes at the end of each chapter. For some reason, I felt like putting them in. I didn't watch the anime when I wrote them. I actually memorized almost the entire episode 0 of X. Especially the part with Nataku, and Fuma talking, I can get it right down to the pauses! I even make my voice change when I say it, to make it sound more real. Nataku's voice is easy. Ok, onto the actual story now! I'm not one for ranting.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone or anything in here!
10:55 p.m. In Hinoto's dream place.
Kanoe: I'm ba-ak!
Hinoto: How did you know I was going to send Subaru another dream?
Kanoe: I'm special.
Hinoto: (smells alcohol) Oh no, are you drunk again? You and those dragons of earth had another party without inviting us as usual didn't you? Hmm...that might work in the scheme of things.
Kanoe: Huh?
Hinoto: Just watch you lush you.
..........
10:56 p.m. Kamui's house
Subaru: (who had gotten a new pair of pants) So, I heard that the dragons of earth were having another party.
Kamui: How did you know?
Subaru: A little owl told me. Get out of here dumb owl! Shoo!
The owl (aka Seishiro's spirit owl) flew off cawing at Subaru.
Subaru: Thank God. That thing was bothering me.
Kamui:.....
Subaru: By the way, what are we doing again?
Kamui: Eating cheap microwaveable dinners.
Subaru: Yes but why?
Kamui: Because I'm cheap.
Subaru: Besides that, why aren't we trying to stop the dragons of earth from, like, destroying the world?
Kamui: Well, they aren't doing it now are they?
Subaru: Well no.
Kamui: So, let's be happy.
Subaru: That's hard, man.
Kamui: Yeah, I know.
Subaru: Why are Sorata, Arashi, and Yuzuriha outside catching lightning bugs?
(Briefly goes to Sora, Arashi, and Yuzuriha outside)
Yuzuriha: Wee! This is fun! Oh, there's another one! Catch it, catch it!
Sorata: Ha! Got him!
Arashi: Their asses light up!
Yuzuriha: Yeah, that's why they're cool!
Sorata: I wish my ass would light up like that!
Arashi:..... I don't.
Subaru and Kamui: (sigh)
(Briefly flashes to Hinoto and Kanoe)
Hinoto: Go to sleep already!
(Back to Kamui and Subaru)
Subaru: I'm tired, let's go to sleep.
Kamui: Ok.
They cleaned up the kitchen and went to change into their pajamas. After that, they took their usual places, Kamui on the chair, and Subaru in the middle futon. They had thought it best not to bother the other three seals, seeing as how they were having so much fun outside.
After a few minutes of staring up at the wall, Subaru began to fall asleep......
..........
Subaru: What the hell!
Subaru's eyes become used to the darkness of....a bar! He sat at a bar table, lights flashing all over the place and then going out.
Subaru: (taps the guy next to him) Hey, where am I?
Yuto: Hello! You, my friend, are at the best bar in town to get laid at!
Subaru: (sarcastically) Oh great!
Yuto: Isn't it? Oh, the strippers are about to come out.
Subaru:....
Just then, three strippers pop in out of nowhere and climb up on top of the bar tables. Among them, Karen (understandable)...Yuzuriha (What?)...and Kusanagi (...)
Subaru: Oh God, no!!! AAHHH!!!
He runs outside of the bar. But, he would soon figure out that it's the back of the bar.
Subaru: I don't care where I am, just as long as I don't have to see Kusanagi strip.
He then hears moaning in the shadows.
Subaru: Oh no.
He then sees a very interesting thing. Fuma sitting on a small trash bin, and Kamui sitting in his lap, facing him, with his legs on either side (straddling) the bigger man. They kiss each other passionately with their arms wrapped around one another...
Subaru: I wouldn't call that 'passionate'.
You're right, I wouldn't either, considering Kamui's whimpering, as Fuma is viciously biting Kamui's tongue, teeth, mouth, chin, ooh, is that blood seeping out of Kamui's mouth? Well, they do have their arms around one another at least.
Subaru: Should I stop them, I mean, it looks rather painful.
Well, it really depends if Kamui is liking it.
Fuma runs his mouth down Kamui's neck.
Kamui: Oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Fuma: Ha, ha! Who's your twin star? Who's your twin star?
Kamui: You! You! YOU!
(Goes to Kanoe and Hinoto)
Kanoe: Look sis, our boy toys- uh I mean, 'Kamui's' are playing together.
Hinoto: It looks like they're having fun.
(Had to put that in there, anyway)
This is so fun. So, Subaru, does that answer your question? Subaru?
Subaru: (dazed) Who knew watching them would make me so hot.
Oh, well, I guess he's ready! Bring on the Sei-chan!
Subaru: (gets out of daze) WHAT?!
Seishiro enters the dream, making Kamui and Fuma, and the rest of their surroundings disappear suddenly, replaced by a park, with a big cherry blossom tree, with pink petals. You guessed it! Tree-san!
Subaru: No, this has turned into a nightmare!
Seishiro: Hee, hee, hee.
Subaru: No, I won't let you kill me!
Seishiro: Lick you?
Subaru: Kill me!
Seishiro: Now why would I want to kill you? No, I... (starts rapping)... I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes, I wanna...
Subaru: Oh don't rap! Please don't rap!
Seishiro: Fine. Those will have to go by the way.
Points down to Subaru's pants.
Subaru: W-what!?
Seishiro: You heard me boy, get em off!
Subaru: No!
Seishiro: Have it your way!
Then, the pants magically disappear; it is a dream after all.
Subaru: My pants! They're gone!
Seishiro: True dat Subaru! True dat!
Subaru: Why are you talking weird?
Seishiro: What cho' mean boy?
Subaru: Could it be the weirdness that is, Seishiro drunk and acting like a rap dude???
Seishiro glomps him just like in the other dream.
Subaru: Oh no!
Seishiro starts licking the side of Subaru's neck.
Subaru: Scratch that thought. Oh yes!
(Back in reality)
Sorata, Yuzuriha and Arashi walked into Kamui's small apartment after catching a satisfying, thirty-five lightning bugs! Kudos for them.
But, upon coming into the house, they were greeted with screaming coming from the other room.
Subaru: (from his futon) Seishirou! Oh yeah Seishiro!
Kamui: (from his chair) Fuma! Oh yeah Fuma!
Sorata and Yuzuriha: AAAHHHH!!!! They're attacking again!
They ran into the room before Arashi could stop them, and jumped on Kamui and Subaru, in search of Seishiro and Fuma.
Arashi: Guys! Oh, what's the use? Some things never change...
End of part 5...
That was interesting. I'm totally frozen. I've been typing since Part three with no breaks, or stopping, well, except to restart the NightWalker theme songs. Ya know, I never get bored of it. I've been in my basement the whole time! It's like, 60 degrees in here! I can't feel my feet, or my nose! Oh, well, I'm going to bed now, it's 12:40 a.m. By the way, don't ask why I keep on putting the time at the beginning of the chapters. Just felt like doing it. Oyasuminasai!
Let's not forget the happy quotes!
Fuma: Nataku, what is it you wish for?
Nataku: I don't know, but I feel I don't want to be apart from you.
Fuma: Why?
Nataku: Because, you look like my father.
Fuma: So do you remember what your father used to call you?
Nataku: Kazuki.
Weeeeeeeeee! I had the whole conversation this time! Please keep on reading and reviewing!