Subaru, Seishiro, and Pants: Part six of ten

It's me again! I'm currently waiting anxiously for X/1999 volumes 14, and 15 to arrive in the mail! I've checked all the local bookstores and whenever I go there, they either don't carry it, or someone beat me to it! Well, not anymore! It should be here really soon! I'm exited, I can't wait to see Fuma and Seishiro eat ice-cream together and Fuma play with a little girl and her toy frog out in some park!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these lovely people. But that doesn't mean I don't love them! (glomps Kamui) Fuma: hey, hey, hey. Hands off the merchandise. Me: Woops, sorry! (gets off, and straightens clothes) Sumimasen!

A few days later... 10:30 a.m. Kamui's house.

Subaru: Why am I still here?

Kamui: I'm lonely.

Sorata: I bet you're just scared that the other Kamui will come.

Kamui: It's Fuma! And I'm not scared of him.

Arashi: It's ok to admit fear towards someone. I'm afraid of Sorata.

Sorata: What's that supposed to mean?

Arashi: That you're disturbing.

Kamui: I'm not afraid of Fuma.

Sorata: Of course not! I get it now! You're just playing hard to get! Ehhh! I'm right aren't I?

Kamui:...

Sorata: (looks over at Subaru) I happen to have some very reliable resources tell me that you just so happened to take a stroll to City Hall the other day.

Subaru: (mumbling) Not that I watched you leave the house and go to City Hall or anything.

Sorata: Did you have fun with him?

Kamui:... Ok, I admit it, I am afraid of him! But that doesn't mean that I don't want him in my... You didn't hear that!!!

Subaru: Well, you have my full blessing I guess. Just as long as he isn't some crazy killer who buries people under his tree, and wishes only for your torture because it turns him on.

Kamui: Well, he doesn't bury people under his tree at least...

Sorata: What are you getting at Subaru-kun? Is there something you're hiding from us too?

Subaru: Uh, no.

Sorata: (getting in Subaru's face) I get it! It's Sakurazukamori; you're obsession with him has become so great, that it turns you on! Well Subaru, does it? Does it make you nice and hard? Does it make you stand up tall? Think... Seishiro running his hands along the belt strap of your pants... pushing you down onto the floor...

Subaru: ... Gotta go!

Our poor, tortured Subaru-kun ran off to the bathroom. Leaving Kamui, Arashi, and Sorata.

Sorata: Man, I was right! Damn I'm good!

Arashi: And you didn't get far enough to tell him about Sakurazukamori actually taking the pants off.

Sorata: I guess even the little things about Sakurazukamori even turn him on.

Kamui: (to himself) Thank God. At least Sorata didn't pull that stuff with me.

Just then, to relieve some of the tension, who else but Yuzuriha came waltzing through the door, with a new dog. Well, she wasn't exactly waltzing.

Yuzuriha: Hi guys! Look at what the other Kamui gave me! (holds up dog) A new puppy!

Kamui: Fuma gave you a puppy?

Yuzuriha: Isn't he nice! It's because one of the dragons of earth killed my Inuki.

Kamui: He never gave me anything.

Sorata: He gives you pleasure.

Kamui:... (Mumbling) And love, and lust, but that's not the point. It's very painful.

Yuzuriha: Oh yeah, I almost forgot! Upon giving me the puppy, Fuma also told me to tell Subaru that Seishiro told him to tell me to tell Subaru...

Subaru: (slightly opening the door, and sticking his head out) Seishiro!?

Yuzuriha: Oh, there you are! Fuma told me to tell you that Seishiro told him to tell me to tell you... Whew! That's a lot of telling! Anyway, Seishiro wants to battle it out once and for all at Rainbow Bridge!

Everyone:..........

Yuzuriha:.......... And I got a new puppy!

Puppy: Bark!

End of part six...

Uh oh! It seems as though this story is quickly coming to an end! What will happen at Rainbow Bridge you ask? When will the plot unfold, if it hasn't already! Read as Hinoto goes nuts, and what's with the new and improved version of Go Fish?

Wow, I never really did a preview for the next chapter before. That was fun! Here are even more happy quotes. This one's a small part of a conversation that Satsuki has about why it's not wrong to kill people:

Satsuki: An idealistic answer, a biological answer. There are many things that can serve as the answer, but they are not complete answers. What do you think Yuto?

Yuto: Well, probably, because there would be people who would be sad.

Quick Ki Note 1: Hi, it's Ki Leigh, the beta/friend! I was just rereading this and I thought, 'Hey, is CLAMP trying to say something by making it Rainbow Bridge? Maybe that they're GAY!! Yeah...'

Quick Ki Note 2: Okay, Ishi would like to thank her reviewers. Her computer doesn't have the internet right now so I, Ki Leigh, am the only one with access to her reviews. I print them off for her but she can't personally thank you because of it. We hope you are all enjoying Subaru, Seishirou, and Pants! See ya'll next chapter and please review!