Hello again! I took a short break from writing this fic, but it's here now! Still listening to NightWalker music, but before I was listening to Linkin Park. Love em all!!! Oh and happy news in my life! First, X/1999 vol. 14 came! I'm so happy!!! And also, Gravitation, the first DVD came out a few days ago!!! Yay!!! I saw it!!!!!!!!!!! I watched it! It was happy! No shonen-ai collection is complete without Gravitation. Well, Ki is actually the one who has the anime and manga, but I still get to watch it from her, just like she gets to watch X from me, and read X/1999. We have a great system going. By the way, just so nobody gets confused, I'm writing this on the 5th of July, so, it's a bit earlier than when it gets posted on the internet.
Disclaimer: Again, I don't own anyone from this thing. I'm not really sure why I keep reminding people, I mean, it's not like one day I don't own them and the next day I do. Oh well, just to keep the peace around here, let's begin.
The next day from whatever day it was in the last chapter... 1:34 p.m. Kamui's house
Oh, man, I'm so screwed... Hey, that could mean more than one thing... What the hell am I thinking????
Yuzuriha: Hey Subi-chan! Whatcha thinking?
Subaru: Please don't call me Subi-chan.
Yuzuriha: Ok! Whatcha thinking?
Subaru: Thinking of what I'm going to do about the whole 'Rainbow Bridge thing'.
Yuzuriha: Oohh... Can't help ya there!
Puppy: Bark!
Subaru:.....(Sigh)...(angst, angst, angst, angst, angst)...(Sigh)
Kamui:... Don't be all sad, it-it's making me sad t-too (sniff, sniff)
Arashi: --
Yuzuriha: --
Since we can't have everyone depressed in a humor story, we see Sorata walk in the door all happy like.
Sorata: Hey guys! Guess what? Fuma gave me what I always wanted! A grill of my own!!! Lookie!
He pulled in a big grill into the doorway.
Everyone:...
Sorata: He's one weird character...
(flashback)
Fuma: Hello.
Sorata: Hello.
Fuma:...
Sorata: Y'know dude, you look very familiar. Have we met before? I never forget a pretty face.
Fuma:...
Sorata: Hmmm... I know I've met you before... did we go to the same shrine?
Fuma: I was never really religious.
Sorata: The same school?
Fuma: I stopped going to school.
Sorata: Hmmm... You wouldn't happen to be a crazy sadist who gets kicks out of molesting boys, particularly the dragon of heaven, Kamui, and are currently one of the seven angels, trying to destroy the world by use of earthquakes are you?
Fuma: (very sarcastically) Nooooo. Ya think?
Sorata: I thought not.
Fuma: (laughs) Oh gosh! Is everyone in this fic this dense?! Here take this! (pulls out grill from nowhere) I have a habit of granting people's desires.
Sorata: But...
Fuma: Yes, your true desire is to protect the seals, and get it on with Arashi...but I'm not gonna do that... So, we go to the next thing on your list, getting a grill, so you can cook all the hamburgers you want!
Sorata: TRULY!!??? Wow, Thanks!!!
(end flashback)
Sorata: So, does anybody know how to use a grill???
At this point, everyone fell over anime style by Sorata's 'slight' stupidity.
Meanwhile, at the same time, in Hinoto's dream world...
Kakyo: Alright guys, I want in!
Hinoto: You said you would keep this a secret.
Kanoe: He's a dreamseer too, he finds out everything by himself.
Hinoto: (Sigh) Ok, ok! I will tell you too! Just as long as you promise not to tell any of the angels.
Kakyo: Why?
Hinoto: I want to surprise everyone!
Kanoe: Don't worry about him, he never gossips with them anyways.
Kakyo, at this point began thinking about how wrong she was.
(Briefly goes to one incident. I warn you, Kakyo is very out of character)
Kakyo: And also, did you know that Subaru and his now departed sister looked exactly alike! (shows image of Hokuto)
Yuto, Fuma, Satsuki, Nataku, Kusinagi:.......
Seishiro: Yeah, so what if he's a very feminine, pretty boy?
Kakyo: Oh, and wait till I show you the clothes he use to wear, and probably still wears! (materializes a sample outfit from Tokyo Babylon)
Yuto: Oh my...
Fuma: What a pansy...
Satsuki: What's with the gloves?
Kusinagi: Must love Michael Jackson.
Nataku: Who?
Kakyo: Rumor has it, our Sakurazukamori over here put a 'star' symbol on both of his hands, and because of that, young Subaru was forbidden to take off the gloves and expose them to other people, for it would shame the Sumeragi family.
Seishiro: I prefer 'reversed pentagram'. And how do you know all this?
Yuto: He must have been a very disturbed and abused child.
Seishiro: Why do you look at me when you say that? It's not like I wanted in his pants or anything.
Kakyo: Oh bull shit! (Plays a dream that Seishiro once had after he first met Subaru under a cherry blossom tree)
(In the dream)
Seishiro thinking: Such a beautiful kid! Oh, so beautiful, I wonder what it would be like in his pants!
Little Subaru: I don't understand what your saying.
Seishiro: It's just, your pants, they're in the way.
Little Subaru: In the way? How?
Seishiro: I'm afraid I'm going to have to take them off.
Little Subaru: But, I like my pants!
(End dream before it gets weirder)
Kakyo: You see!
Seishiro: It was a one-time thing ok?
Fuma: (puts arm around Sei-chan) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!! You dog!
Satsuki:... I'm going back to beast.
Kusinagi: That's just wrong man.
Yuto: Some things never change right Sei-chan?
Nataku: What does Seishiro mean when he says he wants 'in Subaru's pants'?
Everyone:....................
(End flashback)
Kakyo:...
Hinoto: Well, ok. I guess I can trust you.
Kakyo:...(cough)...
Hinoto explained to Kakyo that there are two possible outcomes of the battle at Rainbow Bridge and that Kanoe, and Hinoto were trying to make things change around a bit.
Kakyo: Oh, so you want the more happier ending?
Hinoto: Yes.
Kakyo: Duh! I knew that! Tell me something I don't know! So, are we going to watch all of this?
Kanoe: It should be fun to watch!
Hinoto: Uh, one problem, we're paralyzed.
Kanoe: Sucks for you guys! Well, being the nice person that I am, I shall go there, and video tape it for you!
Kakyo: This should be 'interesting'
Kanoe: Eh? I don't like the way you said 'interesting'.
Hinoto: Well, I didn't exactly tell you 'what' is going to happen.
Kanoe: (gets happy look) So, you're saying it's going to be like porn??!!
Hinoto: Well...
Kanoe: Spill it people! I must have been awake when you had this dream! Wait! You two have already seen what could happen! OOOooo!!! Give me the juicy details!
Fuma: (popping into the dream world) Hello! I want to see the juicy details too!
Hinoto: How can you get in here?
Fuma: I'm special!
Hinoto: People, people wait! I don't want to spoil the ending for the readers! You're just going to have to find out all by yourselves.
Kakyo: But we can tell you this, they will play 'Go Fish'. But not the kind you're use to!
Fuma:...(gets idea)...Bye!
(End of part seven...)
Sorry this one was long, and the beginning didn't make any sense with the grill and all. I hoped you found it entertaining enough. So, what do you think Fuma is up to?
You know what time it is..........Happy quotes!!!
Fuma: The earth is longing for a revolution, a revolution that human beings cannot interfere with. To do this, we will wipe out all that pollutes the earth.