Hello again! It's Ishi, and Ki finally got the FLCL soundtrack! And, she burned it for me, so now I have lot's of music to play! But there's more, I also got the second X soundtrack! And she got it copied! So now, we like, got two CD's for the price of one! It's a great friendship! We also burned the two CD's for our other friends. Yeah, isn't everyone proud!? So now, I can listen to NightWalker, Inuyasha, Linkin Park, X, and FLCL!!! Ok, now on to the real story, sorry for going on and on about my personal life.
My version of what I think should have happened that day on Rainbow Bridge.
Disclaimer: I don't own these lovely people. CLAMP does... Someone save them...
At last, the day which Subaru and Seishiro finally battle it all out once and for all was upon them. And here's what everyone was doing.
(In a local bath house)
Karen: Ok, coming right up with those towels!
(In a bookstore)
Aoki-san: Gotta get that editing job done before next week!
(At CLAMP Academy)
Kamui: Guys! GUYS!!!
Sorata: Yup.
Kamui: Why are we here?
Arashi: Come on, class is about to start.
Yuzuriha: Let's go new puppy!
Puppy: Bark!
Sorata: Have you decided to name it yet?
Yuzuriha: No, not yet a good name hasn't come to mind so...
Kamui: Guys listen! Shouldn't we be helping Subar...
Keiichi: Hey there Kamui! Wanna have lunch together?
Sorata: Hey, it's Kamui's boyfriend!
Arashi:...
Sorata: Ya know, he's his friend, and he's a boy!
Yuzuriha: Does that make you our boyfriend Sora?
Keiichi: Look at the time, c'mon guys class is starting!
Kamui: But...
Arashi: I tried to tell them.
Yuzuriha: Oh, I'm gonna be late!
Kamui: GUYS!!! Why is nobody listening to me?
Sorata: Kamui let's go!
Kamui: But, but...
Sorata: Ya know, I feel as if I've forgotten to do something today...
(At Rainbow Bridge)
Seishiro stood at one end of the street as Subaru stood at the other. Seishiro took out a cigarette and brought it to his mouth, which caused Subaru to pull out a lighter to light it for him. Then Seishiro walked off to the other side, separating them yet again.
Seishiro:...
Subaru: ...
Seishiro: So, how's it been going?
Subaru: Well, same as usual I guess, the others are... hey! We're suppose to be fighting, not having light hearted discussions!
Seishiro: Right...Well then, let's hop to it!
Subaru put up a barrier in the shape of a star or, reversed pentagram as some like to call it. Then, they began to fight using their omnioji powers. Lot's a bang, slam, smack, whack, crack, and boom noises come from within the barrier.
Seishiro: Bang, slam, smack eh? Sounds kinky!
Subaru: Will you concentrate? I can't say I beat you just because you were paying too much attention to how our fight is being described in this fic!
Just then, Kamui, Arashi, Sorata, Yuzuriha and her puppy enter the barrier (don't know how the puppy got in really).
Sorata: I knew I forgot something to do today!
Arashi: Sorry we're late.
Kamui: I finally got it through to them that you were fighting today!
Subaru: I don't want you to be involved in all of this. This is my fight, I don't want anyone interfering.
Sorata: Who says anything about us interfering? Ya think we're crazy?!
Yuzuriha: Yeah, we're just here to be the cheerleaders! (Pulls out big sign that says 'Go Subaru' and a number one glove) Go Subaru! You're number one! You're number one!
Seishiro: Isn't that sweet?
Subaru: ...uh...
Kamui: (Gets all emotional) I-I wish this didn't have to end up this way for you Subaru.
Just then, Fuma came in from the sky as soon as someone said 'I wish'.
Fuma: Did someone wish for something??? Don't lie to me now, I heard it!
Kamui: AAAHHHH!!! Hide me. (hides behind Arashi)
Arashi: What the...?
Subaru: Why is everyone interrupting my battle? I mean, isn't this suppose to be X's tragic gay love scene?
Fuma: Today is your lucky day Kamui! For I have the solution to this battle! (Holds up deck of cards) Go Fish!!!
Everyone fell over anime style, even Seishiro and Subaru. But, as soon as they recovered from it, they turned to see a car heading right for them. In a state of confusion as to why there was a car in the barrier in the first place, they all just stood there with a 'duuhhh?' look on their faces. The car skidded to a halt, and out came Kanoe.
Kanoe: Did I miss the action?
Subaru: Hey, if I wanted this to be a spectator's sport, then I wouldn't have come alone, and put up the barrier!
Kamui: Does that mean you wanted to be alone with the Sakurazukamori?
Sorata: Oh, weird images coming to mind...
Subaru: You make it sound nasty! Can't we just get on with our fight?
Fuma: I told you, there's going to be no fighting today! We're all playing Go Fish! And not just any old maid, but STRIP GO FISH!!!
Everyone fell over anime style yet again.
Fuma: Ok, here's how it works, it's like the normal Go Fish, except for when someone asks for a card, and the person that they ask doesn't have it, and says 'Go fish' then the person who didn't receive the card they were looking for, must not only pick a card from the pile, but also, remove one piece of clothing from the person that they asked.
So, with some frustration, and a lot of persuading on Fuma's part, the seven people that were there (not including Kanoe who was named the judge, for the sake of everyone who would have to have taken what little clothing she had on) began to play the game of strip Go fish. The deck was also stacked with some unusual cards as they soon figured out. There were four pairs of all of the seven seals, and the seven angels, and also Kanoe, Hinoto, Keiichi, Saiki, Kotori, Hokuto, and Hinoto's assistance.
Fuma: Ok, I'll start. Sorata! Do you have any Hinoto?
Sorata: Yes, and Thank God I do! (Gives Hinoto card to Fuma) Ok, now, Arashi, do you have any Arashi!
Arashi: ...(sounding scared) no...uh, go fish...
Sorata: Ok (takes a card from the pile) OOH! Cool, I got the Arashi pair!
Then, he noticed that everyone was staring at him.
Sorata: Oh, right, don't worry, I'll be nice and take only you're shoe.
Arashi: (breathes a sigh of relief) Ok, my turn, Subaru, do you have any Keiichi?
Subaru: Uh, no... go fish
Arashi: (After taking a card) Ok, I'll take your glove.
Subaru: Why?
Arashi: To keep this fic as sane as I can.
Subaru: (sigh) Ok.
He took off one of his gloves, to reveal a scar in the shape of a star which was now glowing.
Kamui: What's with the...?
Subaru: It's a long story, involving HIM!
He glared over to Seishiro who just smiled back at him innocently.
Subaru: I hate to ask, but, Seishiro, do you have any Kusinagi?
Seishiro: Hmm...(Looks at hand which contains a Fuma, Nataku, Karen, and Yuzuriha) Nope, can't say that I do, Go Fish!
Subaru: (after taking a card) I'll take, the tie I guess.
Seishiro: You'll have to take it off of me yourself!
Subaru: Grrr...You seem to be having fun (takes Seishiro's tie off and sets it next to him along with his pile of paired cards).
Seishiro: My turn! Fuma, any Kotori?
Fuma: Why no, it appears not!
Seishiro: Oh goo...I mean, too bad, I'll just take my card from the pile and then, your shirt!
He took off Fuma's shirt, while Subaru, and Kamui watched, blushing lightly.
Fuma: Ok, my, it's a bit chilly out here, uke, any Kakyo?
Everyone turned to Kamui.
Kamui: Don't call me that in public! No I don't...(suddenly realizes what that meant)...uh...
Fuma: (sarcastically) Oh no. (Picks up card, then goes over to Kamui) I'll be nice and just take your school tie for now.
As he was taking off Kamui's tie, he ran his tongue along the side of Kamui's neck, which made the small uke blush even more.
Kamui: (sigh of relief) Ok, Yuzuriha, any Sorata?
Yuzuriha: You betcha! Golly, this is a fun game!
Puppy: Bark!
Yuzuriha: (After giving Kamui the card) Ok, Subaru, any Kanoe?
Subaru: Ahh! No. Go fish...
Yuzuriha: Ok, then I'll just take the other glove I guess.
Subaru: Fine, expose my cursed marks (glares evily at Seishiro who smiles back yet again). Sorata, any Yuto?
Sorata: Yup! Wehoo! I'm still clothed!
Arashi: Which reminds me, how do you win anyway?
Fuma: Well, you play as if it were a normal game, which whoever gets rid of all of the cards in their hand goes out, while the rest continue to see who is the last one. However, in the end, whoever is the most clothed wins over the one who is most de-clothed, then, it becomes a dare kind of thing, for the looser has to do ANYTHNIG the winner wants them to.
Sorata: Cool, well it's still my turn, and this one's for the Sakurazukamori! Got any Subaru?
Seishiro: Of course, I always have Subaru (looks over at Subaru, who is now trying to avoid eye contact).
Sora: Thanks.
Seishiro: Well, now Subaru-kun, I must ask you, do you have any Kamui?
Subaru: Does this count? (shows card of Fuma)
Seishiro: I'm afraid not Subaru-kun.
Subaru: Damn, but he's the Dark Kamui, that's gotta mean something!
Seishiro: I'll be taking your pants now!
Subaru: I mean, they kind of are the same, and...WHAT???!!!
Seishiro: I want your pants!
Subaru: Wait! Hold on!
Seishiro: Get ready!
He then went over to Subaru, and began to unzip the pants, as Subaru struggled to defend himself.
Seishiro: Now, now, don't struggle, this is a game after all! Can someone help me out?
Sora, Arashi, Yuzuriha, Kanoe: ...
Kamui:...Fuma!
Fuma had gone over and held down Subaru's hands over his head so he couldn't get in the way, as Seishiro slid of the young omnioji's pants.
Sora, Arashi, Yuzuriha, Kanoe: OO
Kamui: Oh my...
Seishiro: Now that wasn't that difficult was it?
Subaru: When this game is over, you're dead!
Fuma: Ok, continuing! Subaru, I believe you are next!
To be continued...
That was interesting. The game was originally going to be Old Maid, but ya know, things change, and besides, I wasn't sure of how they were going to play 'Strip old maid' which sounds kinda weird no matter how you put it. Continue reading to see who the winner is!!!
Happy Quotes!!!
Kusinagi: That's a good dog, a bit strange maybe, but still a good dog. Huh? Something wrong little lady, did I say something wrong?
Yuzuriha: (Runs to Kusinagi) This is the first time I've ever met anyone who could see Inuki!