Ishi is back! I feel so sad, my manga shelf (the shelf which I store my manga on) has gotten really small, why you ask, it's because I've lent half of them to a friend of mine. She hasn't read past vol. 5 of X/1999, she hasn't even started on Chobits or Rurouni Kenshin, and she needs to read the latest volume of Tokyo Babylon, The Ring, Dragon Knights, and Tsubasa.
We counted and she took home with her, well, lets just say, over 20 volumes of manga with her when she left my house! And that's only of the things that she needs from me! There's a lot more that she needs to read from Ki I think (Like, all of Petshop of Horrors, Wish, xxxHolic, and a whole bunch of other things)!
Disclaimer: I don't own X, but just think of how happy everything would be if I did! But alas, Subaru, is and will always be, tortured forever!
The battle of Go Fish raged on.
Sitting in the middle of the street on Rainbow Bridge, Subaru's spirit shield still surrounding the area, the two dragons of earth, along with the four dragons of heaven, accompanied by Kanoe, continued to play the long game, anxiously waiting for it to be finished, not only to see who the winner was, but to get it all over with and go home. All except for Kanoe of course, who was sitting in her car with the radio on and eating a snickers bar…
Yuzuriha: Ha, ha! I'm out of the game!
Yuzuriha held out her hands to show that she was no longer holding any of the cards. However, she was missing both her shoes and sox, and a barrette that was previously in her hair. This meant, that she hadn't won yet, for Seishiro was still in the lead, only missing his tie.
Arashi: Lucky…
Sorata: Well Arashi, you're the only girl left in the group. Now don't anybody go stripping her down, don't forget, she's MINE!
Arashi was also missing her shoes and sox. She had also lost her bracelet (yes, she wore a bracelet) and the bow on her school uniform. While Sorata, was missing his hat, jacket, shirt, and shoes.
Kamui: It's my turn, Subaru do you have any Saiki?
Subaru: Dammit! Why?
Kamui: I take that as a no, so I guess I'll just take your other sox now… For the sake of sanity…
Kamui glared over to Seishiro, and Fuma who gave him puppy dog eyes in return.
Fuma: What about the sake of perverts?
Seishiro: I guess I can deal with that, I'm just glad I got him out of them pants. (picks up the pants that Subaru had been previously wearing, to stroke them happily)
Kamui then took off Subaru's sock and set it next to his pile of clothes that he'd gathered from the other players. Kamui himself, was, just in his pants, which was more than poor Subaru, who was left with only his boxers.
Subaru: Fine, my turn, Seishiro, any Satsuki?
Seishiro: Here you go Subaru-kun.
Subaru: What the hell? At this rate, you're going to beat us all!
Fuma: (mumbling so that only the people next to him, which were Kamui, and Sorata, could hear) and it looks like you are loosing. Hmm, interesting…
Sorata, Kamui: OO
Seishiro: Alright then, Sorata, any Hokuto?
Sora: Yes, here ya go! My turn, well, let's see, with my brilliant expertise, and great concept of following the game, I believe it's Subaru who I have to ask for a Fuma.
Subaru: Yes! Sora I could kiss…never mind, thank you! (Gives Fuma card to Sora)
Sora: And I am out of the game!
Arashi:…I could kill Ishi…
Subaru: Ok, Arashi, I get dibs on killing her, anyway, do you have any Yuzu?
Arashi:…(goes pale)…
Subaru: Please say that you do…
Arashi:…
Seishiro: Her silence says otherwise.
Sora and Yuzuriha went over to their fellow seal to look at her cards, which contained only a Seishiro.
Sorata: Don't you come any closer you fox you!
Subaru: Oh no, now I'm portrayed as the perv!
Fuma: You can't escape it Subaru. What'll it be? Remember you have to take it yourself.
Seishiro: I don't think he can. He's never stripped a girl. Now Kamui maybe but…
Kamui: WHAT!
Fuma: That is where I draw the line at sick jokes (Grabs Kamui and holds him tightly) MINE! (Sticks tongue out at Subaru)
Subaru: This is driving me crazy? Why am I the one who's the most abused?
Arashi: Excuse me!
Seishiro: I still say he can't. He's never touched a woman.
Kanoe: (Sticks head out of car window) so does that mean he's still a virgin?
Seishiro: Well, there was that one time when we went behind the desk at my veterinarian office and…
Subaru: That was a one time thing!
Seishiro: Ah, so you remember?
Subaru: Hey, that was before you killed my sister! I've changed!
Kanoe: Get back to the game, I wanna see this.
Subaru: NO!
Fuma: Alright already HUSH! There is an alternative.
Arashi: (pulls sward out from her left hand and points it at Fuma) Do tell!
Fuma: If Subaru is willing to forfeit the game, and accepting the fate he is given, then he can throw his cards down and wait for the winner of the game. And Arashi can stay clothed.
Arashi: He's doing it!
Subaru: Ok fine. Wait, what do you mean by 'accepting my fate?' as in, like the fate I have in the game?
Fuma; I don't have to answer any more questions, you already said yes!
Subaru: Grr….Fine, Kamui, you better win and set me free…
Kamui: (who was previously staring at Fuma's chest) …huh…oh, yeah sure!
Subaru: I'm screwed…
Fuma: (still holding Kamui) Shall we continue?
With that, they continued the battle of Strip Go fish, now knowing the prize was Subaru. After a few minutes, Arashi and Fuma were out of the game, Fuma being now shoeless as well. Kamui and Seishiro were the only ones left to battle it out and things weren't looking good. Kamui had been stripped down to his boxers, and Seishiro, who had somehow lost his shoes. Both players held one card each, with the pool to pick from, being still full. So, unless somehow, miraculously Kamui made an extremely great come back, Subaru was indeed, screwed.
Seishiro: Any Karen?
Kamui: Dang…
And guess who won?
Subaru: Aw crap!
Arashi: Notice that the two uke are both in boxers, blue ones at that.
Sora: What a coincidence! Oh by the way, Kamui didn't have the card, doesn't that mean…?
Kamui: Help me!
Kamui began to back away from the Sakurazukamori, but was stopped backing into Fuma.
Fuma: (holding Kamui defensively again) Ok, you win, go take your prize. (points over to Subaru looking abused as usual)
Seishiro: But the game isn't finished.
Fuma: Yes it is.
Seishiro: But…
Fuma: Oh fine! (takes off Kamui's boxers and throws them to Seishiro, thus, exposing Kamui's manhood to everyone)
With that, Fuma picked up a very confused and disturbed Kamui and flew off somewhere in the distance. Within the barrier field of course, since they really couldn't leave. But Subaru, being the nice guy that he is, took it down. Ok, so maybe it was just because he wanted to spare the innocence from seeing such distubities, but still.
Yuzuriha; The Kamuis forgot their clothes!
Sora: I don't think they'll be needing them…
Arashi: (Hits Sora)…
Seishiro: I get it, this was all just a scam to shag Kamui! What a genius! Anyway, I got my prize! (Looks happily at Subaru)
Subaru: Damn…
Arashi: Uh, Subaru, I think it's best you put your pants on now.
Subaru looked around, forgetting that he'd taken the spirit shield down, hence bringing them back to the dimension in which people could see them quite clearly. Subaru just turned away at the few people on the Rainbow Bridge who'd stopped their cars to roll down the windows and whistle at him.
Uh oh, Seishiro gets Subaru for a day! What sick things will they do? And will Subaru be further abused? Why of course he will! Just be happy I didn't decide to tar and feather him, substituting the tar for caramel.