A/N: I'm sorry for taking a long, long break, but I needed it. I guess. So I'm trying to update as much as I can and hopefully have more time in the future. Happy reading!
"I can't believe you're going on a date with Venus." Carmella said, who was at his house helping Randy get dressed for his date. Who still does not know Venus was born a man.
"Well, believe it."
Carmella looked at Randy who was smiling from ear to ear. She wanted to tell him that Venus used to be a man, but then again, he'd think Carmella would be jealous of Venus and telling him would traumatize him for the rest of his life.
"So…where are you two going tonight?" she asked.
"I don't know. She picked the place out. She said we were going somewhere called "Chez Piercey". Something like that."
"Chez Pierre!" Carmella shouted.
"Yeah. That's the place."
"Do you know how hard it is to get into that restaurant? Not to mention the price of it too."
"Price is no option to me. I'll spend all I've got tonight just to get close to Venus."
Carmella got a little worried. "I don't think you should spend a lot on Venus. I mean, she just like any other girl, I mean she's not like any other girl. She's…"
"Different?" Randy finished.
"Uhm…you could say that."
As Randy was finishing dressing up, he couldn't help, but notice Carmella looking a little worried.
"Are you alright?" he asked.
"Huh? Oh yeah. I'm alright. I'm just…a little worried about your date tonight. I think you should cancel your date with her."
"Why?"
"It because she's…"
"I know what you trying to tell me."
"You do?"
"It's obvious that you're still have a crush on me even after the "Jerry Springer" show."
"What! No
"She's really a…"
Ding dong!
"Saved by the bell." Carmella thought.
Randy went to the door. He opened the door and the same goofy smile appeared again.
"Hey, Venus." Randy said so gentlemen-like.
"Hey." Venus responded back.
Carmella, who was in the living room, tried to get a peek to see what the two were doing. She could only see them hugging until she ahem-ed to them.
"Get a room you two." She said to them. She wished she hadn't said that. Who knows what could happen if the two did get a room.
"I mean…just go out to dinner already."
As the two were about to exit, Carmella ran to the door and grabbed Randy by the arm.
"Don't do anything stupid with her, Randy."
Randy just raised an eyebrow. As they finally arrived at their destination, Randy took a look at the restaurant's exterior. He couldn't believe how the outside was so fancy. Valets were on hand and foot, security was all over the place, and crowds of wealthy couples flaunting their clothes, cars, and jewelries. Randy took Venus's hand and walked her through the door, where there was a waiter.
"Do you have a reservation?" asked the waiter.
"Uhm…yeah." Randy replied still in awe of the restaurant.
"Name?"
"Orton. Randy Orton."
They waited as the waiter scanned for his name on a list
"Sorry. No Orton on the list."
Venus went up to the waiter.
"Try looking for a Venus."
The waiter scanned the list again.
"Ah. Here we are. Miss Venus and guest. Let me show you to your table."
They followed the waiter, but Randy was troubled.
"You put me as a guest?" He asked.
"You could be more than a guest if you play your cards right." She said while giving him a flirtatious wink.
The waited helped them get seated and gave them menus.
"Excuse me, waiter?"
"Yes?"
"Can I talk to Chef Pierre?"
"I'll see what I can do."
"Why do you want to talk to the chef?" Randy asked.
"He's my ex-boyfriend."
"Boyfriend!"
"You're not jealous, are you?"
"No." Randy answered, but he was obviously lying through the façade.
"Venus! It's nice to see you again!" Cried Chez Pierre.
"It's good to see you too, Pierre."
"And who's this?" He asked looking at Randy.
"He's my…"
"I'm her man." Randy interrupted.
"That's nice." Pierre replied, smiling, "So what would you like to have? Shrimp pasta? King a la mode for desert maybe?"
"We don't know yet. We haven't even opened the menu." Venus said.
Randy and Venus opened their menus. Venus was eyeing everything that looked delicious, while Randy eyed he prices.
"Uhm…I'll just have a glass of water and I'll eat the breadsticks." Randy told Pierre.
"Don't worry, Randy. I'm paying."
"In that case, I'll have the three-hundred dollars lobster."
"Good choice, sir." Pierre said, "And you Venus?"
"I'd like the lobsters also."
"I'm sorry, we're all out of lobsters."
"Are you sure? I really wanted lobsters tonight."
"I'll see what I can do, Venus." Pierre turned and looked at Randy, "We don't have anymore lobsters, sir."
"But…"
"I'm sorry, sir, but we do not have anymore lobsters." Pierre said angrily and left.
"I hate your ex."
"Don't get mad over him."
"How can I not get mad? He deliberately told me there was no lobsters because you wanted it and you were his ex-girlfriend." Randy let out a sigh of frustration. Venus was trying to find ways to cheer up Randy.
"How about we just skip dinner and go to dessert?" she said smiling.
Randy couldn't help, but smile back. He knew what she meant.
"Let's go." He said smiling back.
A/N: I'm sorry if this story is getting corny, but I was thinking it out of my head and my head is filled with weird thingies. The ending is well under works, so you guys have to wait and be patient, okays?