AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

I'm dying. I seriously think I'm dying of happiness.

What the hell am I talking about? The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess of course! It looks so cool and the new Link is so hot, that I just couldn't resist breaking into the story to rant about it. Sorry.

To make up for it, I'll also be answering some questions and clearing up a few misconceptions. Please bear with me.

Rantage:

Link in TP has a Triforce tattoo! On his left hand! I'm psychic!

Is is just me, or is Link seriously friggin' hot! I know it's weird to be attracted to a game character, but come on, I'm talking to a bunch of fanfiction readers here. You guys know he's hot.

Zelda is hot too! For the record, I'm bi, so I get to enjoy the good-graphicy-goodness of both kinds of eye candy to their full extent. Go me! ahem Anyway, have you seen the screen shots? Zelda's looking pretty fine!

Ganon's back! Or so they say. Ganon, despite being a pig, and ugly as sin, is a pretty cool bad guy. Plus, he's king of the Gerudos. And we all know my opinion on Gerudos. ahemwhorescough Ganon's a pimp.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! So pretty! Pretty pretty pretty! Love new graphics!

Wolves are cool. Werewolves are cooler. Now, Link isn't exactly a werewolf, but gets forced into wolf form when he enters the twilight realm. Tell me that's not cool!

I need to write a fanfiction about this. I'll probably get the first chapter online like an hour after I finish the game ( I suck at games so that won't be until, like, January). Link's sixteen in this, so I'll probably make it one of my "Blank, Blank, and Why I Hate Hormones" stories. Damn, I've got to learn about wolves.

Frequently Asked Questions (or just questions I feel like answering):

Q. Is Sheik Zelda?

A. I'm not telling (what, haven't you guessed yet? Have you even played Ocarina of Time?)

Q. Is Sheik gay?

A. See above.

Q. What's a shiv?

A. A shiv is a makeshift knife, basically anything you can sharpen. In prison they make them out of spoons usually, because they don't have bedposts. Juvie is not as strict about that kind of ting.

Q. This isn't gonna be some kind of LinkxSheik thing is it?

A. Wow, this is like…so totally moot right now. See the first answer anyway.

Q. Will you read a story I wrote?

A. I haven't been reading much fanfiction lately. I don't have a lot of time, and I'm afraid it will corrupt my own. What if someone else had a similar idea to mine, and did it better? My head might explode.

Q. Will you join my C2 community?

A. I don't have a damn clue how those things work.

Q. You wrote, "Sheik had been in juvie only a week longer than Link." So does that mean that Sheik will get out a week earlier than Link so Link will be by himself in juvie for a week?

A. Not necessarily. Release dates can change based on behavior, and who said that Link would be in there exactly eight years? Could be a little more, could be a little less.

Q. How long is this story planned out to be?

A. I've got at least three more chapters planned, but the next one is being mean to me and could very well become two.

Q. Random question about Smith and Wesson

A. The twins are a year or two younger than Sheik. No they are not girls. And I'm still not sure if we'll see them again. If so, not for long. Just, like, a cameo (don't ask).

Q. Random comment on my grammar

A. I do reread these things! Sometimes three or four times! I'm a grammar-Nazi so it really bugs me when I have typos, but even I can't catch everything!

Final note: I'm sorry about this! Please forgive me! Um…I love you?