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thanks to:

Molly-Chan the anime/game fan:

Well I'm sorry I confused you and I do know that is Otogi's real name but I realized that after I finished typing an to tell ya the truth the two finger method isn't that easy to correct. LOL Thanks for the review. WOW 5 reviews in one day! I'm surprised the most reviews I ever got for a story was six and that alone took 3 months (It was a wolfs rain story I have yet to update for those who have read it I'm sorry I'll get you your chappie in two weeks. Email me and nag me until it's up )

Matallika:

I'm so happy I could cry! (T.T) I worked at a ludicrous hour for this chappie I hope you like it like the last one.

koriaena

Oh I bet you cant wait! To tell the truth neither can I, that's why I had to write so soon.

Tsukiko

Thanks no worries you reviewed and that's that! thanks again

Aura Black Chan

That's what I thought he was when I first saw him on TV. o; I need help don't I?

CB:

I understand that you cant wait to see what happens but was it really necisary to review the same message 3 times? No worries I did something like that once as well. - Question do you know the chant for the RN me and my friends all do we all are part of the RN!

Thank you people for reviewing and now on ward to the fic (oh and I know Mai doesn't go to the same school just pretend. And this is after battle city and Ishizu/Isis (Who now works two jobs) forced Malik to go to domino high) HIGH HO BLACKIE… What I like the name?

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Kurama's emerald eyes glittered as he sat up and glanced at the clock. 'Two thirty… Koenma should be here' he slipped out of the bed in one of the many guest bedrooms. "Koenma…"

A small pop was heard and the toddler in question was sitting at the foot board of the dark room. "Sorry I'm late but I wanted to have that bump on my head checked… I swear that girl could cause anyone a concussion…" the toddler rubbed his skull absentmindedly "but back to business… It took quite a bit of work so don't you dare let Yusuke screw it up!" with that Koenma handed the kitsune four parcels and envelopes.

"What is this?"

"It's a new program where different schools send one or two students to another school for… Learning experience there can be up to four students per school… So it's kind of like an inter country exchange program…" Koenma sighed and looked to the door. "I've kept my part of the bargain…" Koenma held out his hand expectantly. Kurama sighed and reached into his pocket pulling out a deep red pacifier. "Pleasure doing business with you…"

Kurama nodded and flipped through the envelopes and the toddler took his leave. Kurama stepped lightly as he entered Yusuke's room. "Yusuke here Koenma gave it to me it's self explanatory…"

"Yeah… now can I sleep?"

"Make sure you read that… I'm going to tell Kuwabara and Hiei."

The sprit detective's disheveled black hair. Yusuke smiled as he flipped through the papers in the envelopes… "Doubt shortie will like it. Aw hell he'll have a fit …"

"What was that?" Hiei was standing at the door frame that ever present evil smirk plastered to his face as his jagan's purple iris gleamed in the darkness.

"Oh nothing…" Yusuke choked down a chuckle. "It's just that I never pictured you the type to wear a uniform…"

Hiei shot a glare at his red haired partner. "What the hell is he talking about fox?" Kurama handed the shortest of their group his stack of papers. "What the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"Well my guess would be read them…" Kurama turned to make his way to Kuwabara's bedroom.

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Green eyes watched as the duo cooked breakfast for six people totally as one unit. Amane chopped peppers and unions as Ryou cut the bacon into several pieces. Then came the interesting part, while they were cooking both on the same stove they didn't say a word of warning as they moved and stirred every thing seemed simultaneous. Soon the smell of breakfast brought the others downstairs.

The still half asleep Yusuke was almost carried down the steps by the delicious aroma. "Yo, Keiko that you?"

"Sorry don't know anyone by that name." Amane untied her apron and threw it to Ryou who caught it and hung it on his hook to reveal her night wear; a semi-sheer lace panty and bra set. "I gotta change 'fore that walking freak show comes down."

Ryou smiled at Yusuke as he sopped up his nose bleed. "Don't worry she only sleeps in that some times."

"Well, what does she sleep in every other day" Yusuke nearly shouted then was pinned with a glare from the oldest of the three siblings.

Ryou turned and answered simply "Nothing."

(OO) "I was just joking, I really didn't need to know that!"

The soft patter of foot steps were heard as the girl in question returned wearing a black silk pajama shirt that hugged her torso tightly and cut off at the middle of her butt. Ryou glanced at his sister and nodded.

"Don't you have something that covers up a little more." Kurama sighed from behind the mug of tea.

"This is the only other one except for the flannel one; I don't like that one very much. Don't know why I even kept it…" Amane answered while Ryou was in the corner snickering. "Ryou shut up!" Amane turned and poured her self a cup of water caught a glance at the two figures coming down the stairs and sat to the left of where her twin brother would sit, she turned to her right and started to blush. "When we were ten we went to boarding school and every night I would sneak into Ryou's dormitory at night to sleep with him but one night when the head of that dormitory saw me with him and I got in trouble okay granted I wasn't supposed to be there so they gave me a warning I still went seven times more okay fine by me but finally they got tired of it and gave me a new pajama this one had ties on it I asked what they were for and they were to tie me to the bed so that I wouldn't leave…"

Ryou couldn't hold in his laugh any longer. "The next morning they forgot about and thought she was playing hooky!"

Kurama paused for a second and looked at Ryou. "Why boarding school?"

Amane scoffed "That's just daddy for you…" she saw her brother had served them first making a sandwich out of the toast and eggs and smiled as she sipped the water and reached to the condiment carrier and covered the eggs with hot sauce.

"Speaking of which… where is he?"

"Oh on another dig…" the girl shrugged. "Actually that's all he ever does, work-work- work I think he's just doing it to get away… we only see him Christmas, birthdays and between jobs. Which is usually a week…" the older Bakura (by 7 minutes) glanced at her brother and smirked. "Ryou come have a seat eat something". Ryou sat next to his sister and when she didn't notice he switched the sandwiches. When she was watching he licked the sides of the sandwich and took a huge bite Amane nibbled a corner of the one on her plate. she grabbed her cup of water and downed it in one gulp. "RYOOOOOU!"

The boy was out of his seat and up the stairs in record time, his sister on his heels. "RYOU COME DOWN HERE NOW!"

Ryou stalled at the top of the second landing, he started to laugh at his sisters red face "Now explain why I would want to do that?"

"You remember that picture I took last week," she grinned seeing him pale more than he already was.

"You wouldn't."

"You want to take me up on that?"

"Where is it?"

"Why should I tell you!"

Getting tired of the arguing Shuuichi looked up and said only a little above his normal speaking voice "…Hush" the two were quiet immediately. The oldest sighed and shook his head"You can have mine Amane, I'll take yours... You two never really did grow up, did you?"

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All six stood on the stoop of the Bakura residence as Amane locked the door humming the song that was playing on her Ipod.

"Remind me why we are waiting here…" Yusuke snorted "I don't even go to school at home why bother going here."

Ryou looked at the uniform clad Yusuke (Gasp! Take a picture!). "Well I can answer your first question… We are waiting for-"

Just then a call was heard from the group jogging down the block. "Hey Ryou! Hey Amane!" The group of seven stopped short of breath.

"Hey guys…" Ryou turned sharply to Joey. "Don't even ask do it yourself!"

"Aw come on, don't start this today Yugi and Tea turned me down!" the honey eyed blonde sulked. And began playing with the loose threads on his blue uniform.

A girl with chin length chestnut colored hair and cerulean eyes. "Any way ignoring him…." Tea motioned to the sulking blonde. "Who are they?"

"Oh sorry guys…" Ryou smiled and turned pointing to each member of the group as he and his sister began to speak… "This is our brother Shuuichi Minnamino, and his friends Yusuke Urameshi, Kuwahara Kuwabara, and Hiei…" they glanced at each other and then at Hiei. "What the heck is your last name anyway?"

Yuske's sat on the stoop cross legged in thought "Yeah that is true…"

"Awayuki…"

"Why didn't know that?"

"Well no one bothered asked so I never bothered to tell." The fire demon shrugged

"Okay…" Amane was the first to look away from her house guest "Anyway these are our friends "Yugi Motou, Tea Gardner Friend ship bitch as I like to call her -she came with Yugi Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor He's as much of an ass as Kuwabara-another that came with yugi, Mai valentine and Malik Ishtar."

"Oh Damn"

"What's wrong Malik?"

"LET'S GO PEOPLE!" The tanned blonde shouted as he broke into a run, "WE HAVE TEN MINUTES TO GET TO SCHOOL! YOU GUYS TAKE YOUR TIME IF YOU WANT TO BUT I ALREADY INVOKED THE WRATH OF ISIS AND I HAVE HER FIRST PERIOD!"

The group (Excluding Yusuke and Amane) started into a frantic dash that would rival Hiei's speed.

Yusuke looked to the girl who was humming to her self. "What the hell are they running for?"

"Oh Isis is the history teacher but she's also Malik's big sister." Amane smirked and turned to Yusuke. "You like to play games?"

"Yeah it depends…"

Amane smiled and pulled out her silver cell phone. "Yeah… tell Mr. Kaiba it's his girl…" she covered the phones microphone and turned to Yusuke. "I have a friend who owns an arcade … wait do you duel?"

"What?"

Amane raised a single finger and began to talk into her cell phone. "Hey Seto… you wanna do me- no you perv I was going to say a favor me and a friend don't feel like coming to school but rather …Exactly. …don't worry about it… oh me I'm on 93rd … okay … Oh Mokie has the day off? … See you in a few… chow."

"What was that all about? And what do you mean do I duel?"

"We have to wait at the corner of this street he's almost here with his little brother he should be here right about…" Just as she spoke Yusuke watched as a black limousine pulled up on the corner. "That's our ride!"

"Mane who exactly is this friend of yours?" The chuffer stepped out and opened the door.

A tall brunette with blue eyes and his usual trench coat stepped on to the side walk. He smirked took her had and kissed her wrist. "Hello Ms. Bakura…" they party of two made there way into the limo and was seated comfortably.

Amane laced her voice with a sickening sweetness. "Seto darling…" Amane scooted closer to Seto and batted her eye lashes.

"What do you want amane?"

"Drive by 103rd… I forgot to tell my brother that I was going to be late." Amane planted a kiss on the billonare's cheek. "Oh and I need the card we have to pass by the game shop to get my friend Yusuke a deck."

Kaiba's eyes widened as he looked to the detective "You don't have a deck? Where the hell have you been for the past ten years?"

"Hey I'm new here."

He turned to Amane handing her his silver credit card. "Fine."

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The group of late students noticed a limo slowing down to catch up to their pace. Joey was the first to speak "Damn Kaiba has some nerve."

The tinted window rolled down and out came the head of one Amane Bakura. "Ry I'm feeling a little sick today! So I'll be a late after school but don't worry. Oh and don't tell daddy, you know how he gets…" She grinned at her friends and called to them, "Hey Jou, I'm gonna be late. Keep Ushio, Tachimora and those other jerks on their toes!"

"Will do Amane!" Joey and the rest of the group turned the corner and were at domino high.

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Kurama sat on the roof of domino high now it was lunch and he just wanted to think… "Hiei I know your there…"

"Yes I am." Hiei was before Kurama in a flash. "Well tell me"

"Tell you what?"

"Why you are so keen on keeping the two kits in the dark …so to speak."

The red head sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. "Well it's not that I don't want to tell them… trust me I do. It's just that as soon as they do find out they'll regain their memoris…"

Hiei shrugged and seated him self on one of the rails that sat on the roof. "yeah and"

"That's not something I wish to get into at the moment…"

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A brown haired girl glared at the inhabitants of domino from the tip of the Kaiba land tower. Her triangular dog ears swiveled as she contemplated her plan. "Damn those detectives… I can't even try a proper ki sonic wave to pin point the demons."

"What's wrong now you stupid bitch?" A man wearing a sleeveless shirt with a pair of simple black jeans stepped out of the shadows. His green eyes shone as hard and cold as flint.

"Hey I may be a bitch but I am most certainly not stupid!" the seven year old looking girl glared at her partner and barred her fangs. "I will have you know I had nothing to do with this! You explain to Madam why we cannot find a kitsune that should stick out like a sore thumb!" her grey eyes looked as if they could see through the strongest soul if she wanted to. "You chose this mission I was told to come along to give a report of your progress… right now… I think I'll tell her that you have had been slacking."

"I swear if you so much as even think of doing that again… Syrah… I'll cut off that fuzzy little tail of yours! What the hell is up with that thing any way?"

"Sinyu" Syrah growled at her companion then pouted "I told you it's not my fault! I have Pomeranian blood in me!"

"Good god girl why don't you just send all the dogs in the city to attack envy person that smells like kitsune? It will be easier and we could go home." Sinyu stepped from the shadows to show his thick black hair and cat like silver eyes. "Besides I'm too tired to do anything else…"

"Looks like you should let your true colors show and stop hiding behind those petty illusions." The dog demon poked her tongue out at the ocelot. "You know if you didn't waste so much energy you could hold off the detectives while Aurora and Aquis Pronounced- Aqua minis the a at the end and ad a short I sound is snag the kits!"

"Or what if you got off your lazy ass and actually do something?" Sinyu's eyes gleamed a sinister emerald as he dropped his illusion showing his true form.

A large golden cat with three black stripes going down his back, a scar on his left eye that was closed because of it's non exsistant eye ball (it was gouged out), piercing green eye, a spiked leather collar, a long sweeping tail and humongous paws. He was larger that the biggest jungle cats and much fercer. This was the ocelot prince royalty among many wild cats. "I'll go and get the sprites…"

Soon the cat was far in the distance….

"I'll have all the power I need soon enough…"

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CHAPER # WILL BE UP 16 DAYS FROM NOW. I HAVE IT HALF WRITTEN WITH SOME FLUFFYNESS

Tank ku

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Chow Demonic Mistress Kree-Kun