Ok you all know the drill. Hermione, Draco, Harry and Ron.
Long and hard vs short and floppy
vs short and hard vs long and floppy
"mines long and floppy"
"mines long and hard"
"mines short and floppy"
"would use shut up cause mines the best, mines short and hard"
"no, mines the best"
"no mine is"
"NO! mine is""LOOK! We all know my ruler is the best"