(Well, thanks a bunch for the reviews. Sorry for taking it a little seriously…but glad no one got ticked)

Cain and Abel:

God: Kaiba (All hail for Kaiba, the master who brings disaster LOL. But only because he has a way of pissing off the Yu-Gi-Oh Cast)

Cain: Bakura

Abel: Yugi

Satan: Marik (And that's Yami no Marik to you people, the true evil for a few episodes)

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            "After Adam and Eve were forced to leave the Garden of Eden," Shadi read from the bible. "Ironically or not, they had kids."

            "Really?" Malik's eyes widened. "How did they get many kids?"

            "It's very simple man," Duke looked up at Malik. "All those two have to do is…"

            But Shadi interrupted the two. "Let's just use our imagination for that. Now, on with the story, shall we?"

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            Bakura and Yugi may be brothers but that's all they have in common. While Bakura is a true egomaniac who disliked Yugi in every way. Yugi seemed the kindhearted type who always followed the rules. Bakura's jealousy grew when he found out Yugi was getting free stuff from God while he got nothing. Just last week, he saw Yugi getting a free pack of duel monster cards. So one night, Bakura looked up at the sky and snarled and raised his fist to the sky, screaming.

            "Why the hell does the shrimp get free stuff and I don't huh?" Bakura screamed to the sky.

            All of a sudden, the clouds parted and there was God, sitting on a cloud, looking down at him. "No way in my book that you ain't getting free stuff from me."

            "Why? Just because Yugi is a sissy boy who cries to his mama when I touch him?" Bakura sneered.

            "You say one more thing and I'm gonna smack those lips right off your face, y'heard?" Kaiba crossed his arms over his chest. "And don't get me started on the way you've been touching him cause if I never showed any mercy, boy I'd send your cotton snowball, jack-o-halic rabbit behind to hell!"

"So what's the deal?" Bakura looked up at the lord. "Yugi the dancing clown gets free cards from you and I don't?"

            "Well," Kaiba chuckled. "Hate to be the one who say this but Yugi is the one being the good boy. If you want any free stuff, you better change your attitude or you'll get the next ride home to Satan's world." The clouds then got together as Kaiba's view disappeared from sight.

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            The next day, Bakura woke up only to be startled by a man who stood in front of him. His hair was wild though it was hard to tell what color it was. He wore a cape, a black shirt and khaki pants.

            "My, my, aren't we a little cranky today." The stranger chuckled.

            "Who are you?" Bakura slowly sat up.

            "Well, if you must know, you can call me Marik." He leaned against the tree. "Listen, you want revenge on that clown known as Yugi, right?"

            "What do you expect?"

            "Let's not get hasty Bakura." Marik released a laugh, circling around him. "I'm a man of miracles."

            "I thought only God was the man of miracles." Bakura arched an eyebrow.

            "Pssh," Marik sneered. "The man from up above gets his miracles from watching shows that help him talk nonsense like Jerry Springer."

"Who's that?" Bakura wondered.

            "Never mind. I have a deal for you."

            "Really?" Bakura's eyes lighted up.

            "Oh yeah. You can win one of Yugi's best cards and get revenge on him."

            "And how am I going to do that?"

            "It's really easy." Marik grinned. "Challenge that pip squeak to a duel. If you lose, you belong to me. But if you win, you get to keep his rare card and do something even better."

            "Like what?"

            Marik slowly took out his millennium rod, handing it over to Bakura. "Just point this at Yugi's head. He'll be able to pass out."

            "Hold it, hold it." Bakura shook his head. "How am I supposed to beat Yugi? I don't have any cards to beat him with."

            "That's easy because I know exactly what card he's going to choose." Marik then reached inside his pocket, handing Bakura a monster card. "There you go, Blue Eyes White Dragon. That should wipe him out."

            Bakura took a glance at the card, noticing it had a great number of attack points. He then started laughing insanely. "This is exactly what I needed."

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            "Hey Bakura, wanna play duel monsters?"

            It was already in the afternoon as Yugi was shuffling his deck, sitting cross-legged on the ground. Bakura had smirked when Yugi asked him to duel. Putting up a fake smile, he looked down at his brother. "Sure, what harm will come from a good game of dueling?" he too then took out his own deck.

            "Okay, it's really simple Baku-kun." Yugi smiled. "We only use one card. Whoever gets the highest attack points wins and gets to take the rarest card from the other's deck."

            "Sounds like fun." Bakura grinned.

            "All right," Yugi withdrew his Dark Magician Girl. "Here's my card. What's yours?"

            Bakura withdrew the card from the top of his deck, laughing softly.

            Tilting his head to the side, Yugi gazed at Bakura with curiosity. "What's so funny Bakura?"

            Bakura turned his card over revealing the Blue Eyes White Dragon.

            Yugi's eyes went into a state of shock wondering how Bakura could have gotten hold of such a rare card. "Holy cripes Bakura!! Where in the world did you get that?"

            "Looks like I won, huh?" Bakura chuckled.

            "Oh well," Yugi grumbled. "Fair is fair." He gave Bakura his Winged Dragon of Ra.

            "I know what's even more fair." Bakura withdrew the rod that Marik had given him earlier.

            "What's that?" Yugi's eyes shifted to the rod.

            To this, Bakura only laughed. "I'm gonna make sure you never wake up kiddo. Have a nice slumber in the Shadow Realm." The millennium rod glowed, as Yugi's eyes grew lifeless and dull. All of a sudden, Yugi collapsed to the ground, appearing to be dead.

            Before Bakura could react, thunder rolled through the skies as the clouds parted and there stood Kaiba on the clouds again. Bakura hid the millennium rod behind his back.

            "Bakura, what have you just done to Yugi?" Kaiba gave him the eye.

            "Can't you see?" Bakura stammered. "He's just sleeping."

            "Ah don't give me that sleep talk again." He tried to peer behind Bakura but could not see anything. "What you got in your hand Bakura?"

            "Nothing." Bakura replied slyly.

            "Nothing huh?" Kaiba took out his wand. "Looks like something." He then waved his wand around saying. "Winguardiam Leviosa!" All of a sudden, the rod floated out of Bakura's hand and up in the air.

            "You Harry Potter freak!!" Bakura cried out.

            "Hey, if Harry Potter can do it, then so can I." Kaiba then took a glance at the millennium rod, his eyes widened with shock. "No way! How did that son of a gun escaped? I had him locked up for sure this time!!" he then turned back to Bakura. "I'll deal with tall, dark, and dirty later but you…I think I need to teach you a lesson boy." He then chanted something for a moment and all of a sudden, a purple dinosaur appeared right behind him.

            "Hiya Bakura," it said in a happy voice. "I'm glad you came here to play. Our fun and learning never ends so here is what we are going to do today."

            "Barney the Dinosaur?!?!?" Bakura glared at Kaiba.

            "What could be the most torture besides hell my friend?" Kaiba smiled as the clouds went back together.

            "I love you," Barney started to sing, wrapping his arms around Bakura. "You love me. We're a happy family."

            "NO WE'RE NOT!!" Bakura screamed.

            But Barney didn't listen as he continued singing, his grip on Bakura becoming tighter. "With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you." He then kissed Bakura right on the cheek. "Won't you say you love me too."

            "NO WAY I'M EVER GONNA LOVE YOU BACK YOU FREAK!!"

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To Be Continued.