Hokeydokey. New chappie. Hope ya like it!

"speech" 'thought' (various stuff) –Flash back-

Walking down the loanly streets of Konohagakure, was a single, depressed blonde teen.

He(?) bumped into something hard, and PINK!

"Auch, watch it Sakura-chan!"

"Oh, sorry Naruto. Have you seen Sasuke-kuuun!"

"Uh… No? Anyway, can you help me with something?

"Hmmph, he's always avoiding me, can it be that Ino pig?" she whispered quietly.

"Sakura-chan?" He said while poking the other girl on the shoulder.

"sigh. I don't have anything better to do, so Ok." She said with a lost expression on her face.

Back at the Haruno's house, they said hello to her mom and went to Sakura's room.

"So, what do you need help with?"

So, our lonely hero turned red as a lobster and stuttered forth a few words, almost like a whispering manner.

"help… some….clothes…" He said while turning to a dark, DARK crimson colour that stretched from face to toes.

"What?" she just said with a lost look in her eyes.

"Can… help.. me with… clothes?" He said with a little stronger voice.

"Come again?"

"CAN YOU HELP ME WITH SOME FREAKIN CLOTHES!" He yelled into her ear, almost deafening her in the process.

"Help YOU with some cloathes?"

"yeah…" he said, Sakura was pretty convinced that all he's blood was in he's head, threatening to burst.

"Umh, why do you need new clothes?" She said while rubbing her ears.

"It's pretty funny, here I have walked around Konoha for 14 years, and first now…sigh. I get to know im not a 'guy'." he said with a lowered head.

"Hey hey! Easy now! Your not a guy? Then what?" she said with a pretty startled voice.

"look!" He said while un-zipping he's jacket and taking off he's shirt.

Now, Sakura had fainted and was zombie-like pale.

"Umh, Sakura-chan?"

"you-your alive?" He said while starting to panic, in the thought she was dead.

He sighed with relief when she started to get a tiny bit of colour back in her face, and thank God she was breathing again.

"Y-y-you're a g-g-girl!" She screamed while banging him in the head with a book called '100 ways to inflict pain', and that was a pretty heavy book.

"Well duh, why do you think I would have breasts?"

"How the hell can you not know what you are!" She continued to scream into he's ears.

"Umh… 2 Reasons, 1. I didn't know what I had to 'have' to be labelled as a guy, 2. I liked you, Sakura-chan." He said with some cute puppy eyes.

"Well that's weird…" She said with a pair of saucer big eyes, and still as good as zero colour in her face.

"Heh, tell me about it."

"So how did you get to know?"

"I vent to the old Hag, she drugged me and I woke up to the news hat im no longer a man."

"Wait till Ino hears this…" She muttered.

(AN: okay, now that event the most stupid off you out there knows that Naruto is now a She, She will now be referred as that now.)

"NO! No! please don't tell anyone! At least not yet!" She said with a voice filled of fear.

"Why not?"

"I wanna pull a world famous prank on the guys now…." She said while grinning as a madman.

"Like?"

"Im gonna leave a few years, then come back as a 18-yearold, then I will use my world famous seductive powers on them to make them fall in love with me… Oh yea…" She said with a huge smile plastered on her face.

"World famous?"

"….."

"Anyway, can you help me with those clothes now?"

"yeeah…. Follow me…" She said with a nervous voice and pointing at the door.

Pheuw… that took some time to finish (AKA 3 hours due to writers block.)

I know my chappies are short, but hey! That means shorter time for update.

Thanks for positive reviews, I thought I would only get flamers though. So im pretty happy. Chappie 3 might also come up today, depending on the time takes to do it.

Lots of dialogue, I know. And some fighting will also happen soon.