gee, im so fast with updates! Anyway, here is chappie 3! Hope ya like it!

Oh yea, that stupid disclaimer I forgot last chappie, I don't own Naruto, if I did, Naruto would kill Ino, rape Sakura and marry Hinata! w00t!

"speech" 'thought' –flash back- (various things) Kyuubi

Well place at the market, our lonely hero walks around while trying to find some new clothing. Unfortunately, our brave and lonely hero had just lost her guidance for the feminine world and was now franticly trying to find her.

"Oi, dobe!" said a well too familiar and pretty unfriendly voice.

"What is it, teme?" She replied sharply.

"Why did you run like a freaky marathon runner on crack towards the Hokage tower?"

'Sasuke could be so caring sometimes.' She thought while trying to not find Sakura or catch her attention, because then she would ditch her for a godforsaken date attempt with the cold bastard.

"Umh…. Coffee rush?"

"Nice try, dobe, now tell me. You were even crying. Your parent's died?"

Not even the famous Yondaime could have dodged that punch towards the Uchiha heirs only chance for he's clans revival.

What a beautiful scream of pain…

"Uh-uh-uhnfhair…" He gargled up as the lonely hero walked away to find her guide.

(AN: Yea, I love to see Sasuke in pain :P)

That was mean kit.

'Ye, I know. But he made a joke about my parents, and I conviently don't like that.'

What ever.

After a bit of searching at the various stands and yelling a bit, our lonely hero

Stop that, im here too!

(well, duh! Just shut up and don't interfere anymore with my story, or the same thing will happen to you as Sasuke)

Sorry

as was told, our hero found the pink haired kunochi.

"Hey moron, keep it up or do the shopping yourself!" Sakura yelled at her.

"Sue me." She said nonchalantly.

"I might just do that. Hey, did you hear that scream of incredible, unbearable pain that sounded like Sasuke got he's balls crushed to flour?" (AN: hehe, couldn't help it : ) )

"Uh, no?"

"Good, now let's get you some Bra's." She said like Sasuke never screamed in unbearable terror.

"Fine, lead on."

After a few hours of shopping and embarrassing look's from the town's folk, our lonely hero now stands before the Hokage of the village, the legendary Looser and Old Hag, Tsunade.

"What can I help you with, sis?" She said.

"Umh… I gotta leave for a while."

"What? Why? Because you're a girl?" She said while getting a little nervous.

"Well, yes and no."

"Look, it's just for 4 years, and it's not like im running over to the snake-freak!"

Tsunade still had a pretty grumpy look in her eyes, not exactly deciding to let her go or not.

"So, can I leave?" She said with a slight hope in her voice.

"No." Was the plain answer that could surprisingly crush so much for a young ma-girl.

"WHAT! WHY NOT!" She shrieked at the older woman.

"CAN YOU STOP THAT YELLING! A women's voice can actually deafen a person you know?"

Surprisingly how much more high-pitched her voice had become the last week.

"Sorry" She just muttered.

"Anyway, you cant leave. 1. It's too dangerous with the Akatsuki and Snake-boy out there."

"Oh well, a loss is a loss! The ill just be on my way home! Cya old Hag!" She said while throwing herself through the wooden doors, knocking out 3 ANBU's and a Chuunin in the process.

"Follow that boy." She said to the ANBU's. (AN: because only Tsunade and Sakura knows about Naruto's sudden gender change, other people has him referred to as him/he/his and so on.)

Hooboy, another chappie done and over with. Anyway, I got no clue of what defines a girls name from a boy's name, so help is accepted as I need a name in a short time.

Action beginning in next chappie! More pain for Sasuke! Yay! Naruto leaves and Iruka cries!

Anyhoo, I love reading reviews, good or bad.