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"speach" 'thought' (Author notes) kyuubi

'Damnit! They're already behind me, didn't think the old Hag would take this short!"

Already noting the Chakra pattern's behind her, Naruto sped forward just faster, not daring to be caught by the old Hag in the fear of never being able to leave the Hokage tower again.

'Oh well, let's see if they can catch up with the great Uzumaki Naruto!'

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" She yelled while 200 more Naruto's appeared.

'Hah! Take that, idiots!' She grinned and continued forward accompanied with 20 clones, all taking off in different directions.

While turning a corner, she hit something hard, and silver haired!

"Naruto? What are you doing? Making a new prank with your Kage Bunshin? You shouldn't be so reckless with that you know." He said with a rather dark and menacing tone, making the blonde teen in front of him flinch a little.

"Sir! Don't let him get away!" A ANBU yelled toward's Kakashi, making him narrow he's eye dangerously.

"What have you done now, Naruto?" In the flash of an eye, he caught her wrist and wringing it on her back.

"Auch! Watch it Sensei!" She yelped in pain from the move.

"What has he done now, Mithosho?" He said narrowing he's eye.(AN: okay, I dunno if this is a boy's name, I made a gamble! So don't kill me!)

The ANBU took her hands from the previous ANBU squad leader and bowed.

"I don't know sir, just direct order from the Hokage." He said while holding the still struggling Naruto.

Before the conversation could continue, 120 Naruto's massed on the poor ANBU, pinning him to the ground.

Yelping in the wast amount of pain, he dropped her and while Kakashi and Mithosho was trying to fend them off, she made a run for it with the 50 remaining replications.

'What the hell?' Kakashi thought while hitting a replication in the chest, feeling something squishy under the jacket.

'When did he's voice get so high-pitched, and when did he get breast's? Something is terribly wrong with him, better check it out myself before reporting to the Hokage.' He thought, with a little bit of ermh, 'Corruption' in he's thought.

Gasping and panting, the blonde made it forth to Irukas house.

"Looking for someone?"

Naruto almost jumped 50 feet in the air when the hand was placed on he's shoulders, slowly turning he's head, he saw the bruised and bloody face of 3 ANBU's and a pretty bored looking Kakashi.

While trying to still run for the house, he was tackled by another 2 ANBU's, also pretty ripped up.

"your clones made quite a fight there boy, and if it weren't for you being the Godaime-sama's 'Little Brother', whe would enjoy kicking the ass out of a o-so-wise-demo-" "THAT'S ENOUGH!" Said a pretty pissed of looking school teacher.

"IRUKA!" Said Naruto with a face full of joy and wonder, while looking at the poor ANBU's getting their asses ripped and head's crushed by her adopted father.

'Poor guy's, they ARE just the Elite of Konoha, and he's one hell of a scary looking school teacher.' Kakashi thought with horror of the bloodbath before him.

"Umh, Kakashi sensei?" She said with only a whisper to not catch the attention of that wild beast in front of her.

"Hmm?"

"Erh, I have to leave for a while, would you mind saying goodbye to Iruka for me before he see's us? He might mistake us for some ANBU's you know." She said with a whisper.

"Well, it can probably be a little hard for Iruka to see through all that blood and body parts, so yea, ill say 'bye' for you." He said with a little bit of a horrible need for vomiting and disgust as he beheld the carnage and heard the horrible scream's of pain.

"Thanks! Love you!" She said over her shoulder and ran away.

"Naruto." He said with a VERY serious voice.

"Y-yes?" She said while stopping dead in her tracks, sweat running as a waterfall down her head.

"I need to know something, follow me."

As they where standing at the city wall's, still in earshot of the bloody rampage of a certain teacher, Kakashi started asking.

"Why are you leaving?"

"Cant tell."

"When will you come back?"

"In 4 years."

"Why do you have boob's?"

"I –WHAT?"

"HOW DID YOU KNOW!" She yelled while pointing a finger at the Copy Nin.

"A punch in the chest on one of your replica's."

"Oh, umh…"

"Mosquitoes bite?"

"Try again." By now the scream's of horror had died off, but to Naruto this was a hell like interrogation.

"C-cant tell?"

"Naruto, I know a woman's breast's when I feel a pair, please don't lie to me." He said dead serious.

"Ermh… Can I leave now?" She said with a voice filled with horror and nervousness, to only think that the pervert would know her secret could NOT be good.

"Hmmm… One condition." He said with he's hand in a thinking like manner on he's cheeks.

'This is NOT good, not at all…' She thought with panic starting to form.

"I just want to do one simple thing…" he said with a menacing voice.

'I'm screwed, I'm screwed, I'm screwed…' She now began thinking on various ways to kill herself.

"Let me touch your breasts!" He said with a happy expression.

You're screwed...

"NO WAY IN THE SEVEN HELLS, YOU PERVERT!" She yelled at the top of her lunges and started swearing until her face was blue.

"Aaaaw… I'm hurt…" He said with a BIG wet puppy eye.

"Then I got to use my big, bad blue ball Kakashi." She said with a deep, menacing voice, making the Silver haired Jounin flinch a little.

"Wha-what? You know Chidori! How!" He started now to panic just a little bit.

"Oh, no! Chidori? Moi? Of course not! Watch!" She said while making another replication.

The teacher now felt a little more relaxed, and began thinking this would be easy pie.

He was wrong.

Pwew, that was a long chappie for my standards. I still need some girl names though, I deeply appreciate all the help on that! And please review and tell me the truth and make suggestions!

Sorry about no pain for Sasuke this time, I will improve, I promise!

Oh, and please do review!