Oooh… Late chappie, please excuse me! I really haven't been able to write because of some problem's with my computer.

So please take this extra long chapter as an apology!

"Speech" 'thoughts' –flash back- KYUUBI

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'Wow… So much has happened in these four years. Have I've been any help at all? Or have I just been a problem in everybody's life? Do I even deserve to be here?'

All these thoughts ran through Hari's head while she sat at the riverbank in a park, watching the water-stream lazily run by. The Sakura trees above her was felling their flowers, making a beautiful rain-like fall of them

'Heh, they remind me of her.' She thought, still watching the flowers fall lightly, tuching the river and being carried down with it.

She was now clad in the tight latex suit and had a black-painted katana on her back.

While adjusting the string in the mask, she noticed something…

A charka signature nearby, a very familiar pattern actually.

"Kakashi."

Realising he's cover's been blown, the copy nin came down from the tree he had been watching in.

"You know me?" He said while cocking he's head to the side.

"In fact I do, what do you want?" She said with her good ol' militaristic voice.

"I want to know who you are, why are you here, and why you have a mask on." He said in a stern voice.

"Straight to the point eh? How about I beat the crap out of you and you let me alone. How dose that sound?" She said while getting up and walking towards the sharingan user.

"That easily? You wish." He said with a pretty happy voice.

"Oh, you don't want to fight?"

"I don't beat up woman" He said, suddenly turning back to angry-voice.

"No, sure you don't." And in a blink of an eye, she planted her fist deeply into he's face.

"A-auch …" He said while he fell to the ground.

"Sure you don't want to fight, sissy?" She said, standing on top of the copy nin's chest and taunting him.

"Your on!" He said while grabbing her ankle and slinging her into a tree, causing it to crack.

"Heh, no beating of girl's. My ass."

"I would love to help your ass!" He said while having a good ol' puppy face.

Faster than lightning, she punched him into the chest, and using the surprise plastered on him, she gave him a good placed roundhouse kick into the chest.

"Your good, missy." He said while groping her ass and blocking a punch.

"AAH! PERVERT!" She yelled while kicking him in the crotch.

"ITAI!" He yelled while grabbing the joining of he's legs.

Grabbing the back of he's head, she kneeled him in the head and placed her elbow deeply into the spinal cord of the poor pervert.

Dropping down to the ground, he kicked her under her leg's and punched her into the abdomen, flinging her away and into a boulder.

'Was I a little too hard?' He thought while walking carefully towards the collapsed figure.

He would be happy to know about the smirk under the mask.

Before he could react, 3 clones leapt onto him, holding him in place.

"He he, I'm not that easily beaten." She said wile getting up from her hunched position.

"Good done use my niceness against me."

"You groped my ass." She said, a vein appearing under the mask.

"And what an ass!"

"PERVERT!" She yelled while kicking and punching him repeatedly into the head and chest.

"Umh, I think you killed him." One of the clones said, poking the limp form in it's arms.

"Oh well, he deserved it. Get him to the hospital. I need a nap." She said while she yawned loudly.

"Hai." One of the clones said, while the rest disappeared.

----The next day, at the training ground's----

"Hey Neji." Tenten said while panting lightly.

"Hm?"

"What do you think about that group from the 'Fire village-something'? Is it true they proposed an alliance?" She said while throwing a barrage of kunais at her sparring partner.

"I think they would be a helpful asset." He said dryly.

"Still as silent as usual, ne?"

Both the jounins turned towards the trees, trying to locate where the voice was coming from.

Activating the Byuakugan, Neji started searching the tree's and bushes for the mysterious person.

"I'm right here, noobie."

"WHAT!" He growled while turning towards the offender.

"You're a pretty lousy ninja if you ask me, not being able to detect a person behind you." The woman with the ANBU-like outfit said.

"Who are you?" Tenten said, just as angry as Neji.

If that is possible.

"Moi?" Im just one of the group from the 'Fire village-something." Was the reply with a happy voice.

Now, as the pinned-up asshole as he was, is and will forever be, 90 of Neji's blood was in he's head, the other 10 was in he's manhood.

He was internally shocked that he reacted towards the woman this way, and scolded himself mentally for it.

"Neji, what dose she look like?" Tenten whispered.

But not replying because of the bitch in front of him had made him more angry than in he's entire life.

"Umh, Neji?" She said with a careful voice and poking him in the blood-red head.

"I.. realy.. wonder.. how.. your.. heart.. look's like." He said, drool forming down he's chin and dripping down on the ground. Those white orbs looking like they could complete Twister just by looking.

"Huh?"

"Kill…"

"AH!" She yelped while he almost ripped of her shoulder with he's theet.

"GET OFF ME, YOU RABID CREATURE!" She screamed while Neji clung to her back and starting to rip up her suit with he's mouth.

"Help me woman!" She yelled to Tenten, witch sweat dropped by looking at Neji acting like a 4 year old.

"GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF!"

"GROWL!"

"AAAH! YOUR EATING UP MY SUIT!"

"AHROUH!"

"LET GO OF MY KATANA! THAT IS EXPENSIVE!"

"GROARH!"

"NOOO! DON'T SWALLOW IT!"

"ARH ARH AHOUUUH!"

"HELP MEEEEEEEEE!"

"Huh? How?"

"BURN HIM OFF, TOXICATE HIM! ANYTHING!"

Tenten just watched in bewilderment at the scene infront of her.

The stuck up Hyuuga bastard eating up the suit and gear of a mysterious woman and clinging on her back.

'Why don't he do that to me?' She blushed at the thought, but were quickly carried back to the real world by the snapping of a string and the dumped thud of a wooden mask hitting the ground.

Now that weren't on her 10 top list of expected things to happen today.

"Lucy Lou?" She asked while ruffling through her gear for a pen and a piece of paper.

"What? No! She's a brunette!" The obviously blonde woman said while still trying to get the insane Hyuuga of her back and to save at least a little bit of her suit.

"Can I have your autograph Lucy?" She said with a pair of HUGE wet puppy eyes.

"I'm not Lucy Lou!" She yelled while trying to save her shuriken holster witch was currently eaten by the Hyuuga.

"Come on, miss!" She said while tugging her legs.

"ARGH! GET OF ME!"

"NOOO!"

"ARFH!"

POOF!

"What the? She poofed out? How rude!" Tenten whined.

"Wofh." Neji agreed, sitting on all four.

"What a weirdo."

"Wofh."

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