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A/N: I had no intention of writing this, but then I was chatting with a few people on my blog and one thing led to another. Apologies for the less than favourable light that Daniel is placed in here: it fitted in with our conversation. And yes, this is very short.

Teal'c glanced over at Jack and Daniel, who were standing together by the bar. "Major Carter, do you think they realise that we can hear parts of their conversation?"

Sam smirked, eyes dancing. Carefully she rolled one shoulder backwards and then the other, finally stretching her arms above her head. She could see her commanding officer swallow hard, even from way across the room. "I don't think so. They're being very careless, talking so loudly."

She leaned towards Teal'c. "Come on, Teal'c, flex those arms a little more and give them something to see."

One eyebrow soaring, he did as she suggested, his lips quirked in amusement. Sam smiled broadly. "What do you think Daniel's 'superpower' would be, anyway?"

Teal'c appeared to consider her question carefully. "I believe that would be his ability to whine in any situation, no matter how favourable it might appear to be."

Sam choked, desperately trying to bite back her laughter. Then she reconsidered and decided to go with it, making a point of arching her neck - she had a lovely neck and it seemed a shame to let it go unnoticed.

"And what about Jack?" Sam asked. She expected Teal'c to say something about his sarcasm, or his inappropriate sense of humour.

Teal'c eyed her carefully. "O'Neill has beautiful hands."

Sam felt herself flush - and if the heat running through her anything to judge by, the colour wasn't just confined to her face. "His hands?"

"I thought you would have noticed them, Major Carter."

Sam glared at him: he was so smug. "In a purely professional sense, maybe."

"Of course." Teal'c took a sip of his soda, looking ridiculously innocent; Sam knew so much better. She stared over at her commanding officer, accidentally catching his eyes as he stared back at her. She shivered slightly, thinking about those long fingers. Teal'c's arms, Jack's hands... She was very lucky with her teammates, or would have been if Daniel just knew how to bite his lip and keep quiet. It was a shame.

It really wasn't a shame at all.