Its Me Again Raphael.
This is a spoof of an old Ray Stevens song titled Its Me Again Magaret. I changed some of the words to fit the story. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own the TMNT or any or Mr. Stevens' songs.
Part 1
Well there once was this gal named Ms. McRain,
She only had just one thought on her brain,
every evening about midnight she'd slip of alone,
and call up a turtle on the pay telephone.
Raphael lazily gets up off the couch not taking his eyes off his Ultimate Fighting video.
"Hello?"
"Its me again Raph"
Raphael gets an odd look on his face.
"Heh?"
"Hello is this Raphael?"
"What the?"
"IIIIIIIIII KNOW ITS YOU RAPH."
"Who is this!"
"You dont know me Raphy... but I know yoouuu."
Click.
Well this upset the turtle and gave him the blues,
So he called up Donnatello and said "WHAT SHOULD I DO!"
The Master of Machines came round to his home,
and evesdropped upon them on the upstairs phone.
Raphael picks up the phone trembling.
"Its me again Raphael."
"Its her again!"
"Hello is this Raphael."
"yes."
"IIII KNOW ITS YOU RAPHY!"
"Raphy?"
"ARE YA NAKEEEEED!"
"I always was."
Click.
Raphael hangs up the phone and looks at Donnie who has a sickened look on his face.
Well they called up the operator and traced her on down,
to a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town,
it was there where Leo and Mikey,
with there fielr glasses read,
the lips of that,
amorous gal as she said,
Raphael, after another sleepless night, reluctantly answers the phone.
"Hello?"
"Its me again Raph."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?1"
"Hello is this Raph?"
"I think you know the answer to that question."
"IIIIIII KNOW ITS YOU RAPHY!"
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!"
"I'll bet I can make you bark like Rin Tin Tin."
"Thats just sick."
"Ruff Ruff AAAAOWWWWWW!"
Well they cuffed her and they dragged her,
to the jailhouse downtown,
and they allowed her one phone call,
'fore the jailer came round,
she wet her chapped lips,
and cleared her young throat,
and dialed up the number,
softly she spoke,
Raphael picks up the phone
"Hello?"
"ITS ME AGAIN RAPHAEL!"
"great."
"THEY GOT ME RAPHY!"
"Ok?"
"YOU WONT MISS ME RAPHY I KNOW THAT."
"Ok?"
"But I'll misss youuuuuuuu.Boo hooo hooo."
"Ok?"
"AND WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE RAPHAEL, IM GOING TO COME OVER THERE WITH A WEED EATER! AND A LOUD CHICKEN! AND SOME COOL WHIP, WHHHIIIIIIIP! WE'LL HAVE A BIG OLD TIME RAPHAEL! HEE HEEEEHEEEHEEE!"
CLICK!
Later that night
The chief of police sits at his desk chuckling at a certain police report, when suddenly a big muscular green guy with a certain red bandana approaches him.
"Mrs. McRain please."
"Oh yes, that'll be 250 dollars."
Raphael dishes out five 50 dollar bills. The chief looks at him oddly and takes the money.
"Thank you,she'll be right out."
"Ok thanks."
Raphael starts to walk away but then stops and turns to the chief.
"One more thing,"
"Yes."
"How much for them handcuffs."
The End!
Well there ya have it, my first fic on Please R&R. Thank you!