Hi there! Long time eh? I know I haven't update in a LONG time so me sowwies but life…eh! Anyways for today's chapter we have a special guest, Kakashi from Naruto! And he has been given the honor to teach Raphael to become a teacher! D enjoy

Btw, do you think I should make a manga of In Between? Or should I put out a whole new story? Vote please!

Do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Naruto, both works belong to Kazuki Takahashi and Masashi Kishimoto

Raphael and a Thousand Years of Pain!

Now, as Amelda was left in the evil clutches of Claire and Karen, the remaining trio were currently at a local dairy Queen, doing what they suggested last chapter, eating ice cream. Varon was currently helping himself to a blizzard while Dartz was currently enjoying his banana split as for Raphael a simple vanilla ice cream was his choice snack.

"So, who's next?" Varon ask hesitantly, and he had good reason, if this happens to Amelda the good man knows what else Dartz had in plan for the remaining two. Dartz said nothing but only lifted one of the bananas, as he held it by the tip it dangles above his mouth, the brunette and blonde look on in wonderment. Then as their eyes widen so did Dartz's mouth and he gulped the entire banana whole.

"…Good Saint we are perverts" Varon and Raphael thought. After engulfing the entire banana Dartz resumed his calmed position "Well, I suppose our giant baboon should take some lessons for higher learning" he suggested.

Raphael twitched.

"Oh yeah, you're suppose to be the teacher" Varon commented. Dartz sighed "Unfortunately, but I hardly think this chimp can pull it off by himself."

Raphael yet twitched again.

"Fortunately I know the perfect place" the smug Atlantean finished. Varon look to him questioningly "Really?" he ask. Dartz nodded "Yes, it's just on the other side of this mall!"

"…. Your kidding right?"

Zap!

"AAGH!"

"Do not question me," Dartz said engulfing another banana whole as Varon was left on the floor twitching.

"Ah! Welcome to the Konoha-Gakure (1) ninjustsu way of teaching!"

O.O "Oro?" Varon said clueless. Dartz only smiled smugly "Yes, I was wondering if you can train this baboon on the right of me to be a decent teacher" Dartz explained. Raphael's muscles twitched as his Master kept on and on insulting him.

'I could squeeze his head like a zit…no must resist sinister thoughts…'

"Give him a banana to see what happens too!"

'That's it, he going down' Raphael thought his knuckles cracking.

"DARTZ SPECIAL TECHNIQUE! HURT LIKE A BITCH ELECTRIC ATTACK!"

ZAAAAAAAAAP!

"OH KILL ME NOW!" Varon screamed, his body suddenly convulsing and he dropped dead on the floor, his pupil dilated and he only twitched every couple of seconds. "Woops…I forgot to aim at the baboon…" Dartz apologized but that display certainly changed Raphael's mind of popping Dartz's head like a zit.

The disciple of the dojo only shuddered at this "Please…come in this way, our sensei will be with you shortly" he offered and so they came in, well except Varon for Raphael carried his limp body with them and unknown to Raphael's keen hearing he heard the disciple saying "He be here soon…. my ass…"

This did not bode well.

(2 hours later)

"…Where is this head of the dojo?" Dartz asked, his patience now completely empty, his eyes flickering with intent to murder, the disciple only sweated at this "Please…I'm sure he'll be here by now…" he assured. "He is very rude, making potential costumers wait like this" he added, malice in his voice. The poor disciple only gulped at this.

Dartz frowned. If this man would not come in the next minute he would steal every soul in this dojo as well as the absent sensei.

"Ah, did you wait long?" a voice appeared from nowhere. The trio looked around. "SENSEI! How many times must I tell you not to be late with customers!" the disciple snapped.

'Where is he?' Raphael thought. Suddenly a bright puff of smoke appeared from the room as it disappeared a form took its place. "Well I am here now aren't I?" the sensei spoke.

"DUDE A NINJA!" Varon exclaimed. And indeed he wore a garb to make him look like the real deal. He wore a black skintight body suit; the only other clothing was a dark green vest of many pouches. His mouth was covered with the tight fabric as was his right eye covered by his Hitai-ate; it had a steel piece in the middle as well of an emblem, which what appeared to be a leaf. Even despite the cold he wore zori sandals. His expression was that of a "Meh" composition while his silver like hair stood at an angle.

He definitely looks like a ninja all right.

"Are you Hatake Kakashi?" Dartz ask. The sensei nodded at this "Yes I am" he replied. Dartz twitched slightly, offended that this man seemed unfazed by the fact he made HIM wait for two hours. "Lets make this blunt; I want you to teach this gorilla how to become a high school teacher, is that a problem?" Dartz challenged.

Kakashi only looked to him and then to Raphael and Varon "hmmm…. Based on my first impression, I'd have to say…I hate you!" All three made a face.

"But since you are paying for my services I must comply" he said, and with his right hand made a "Gimme money' motion. Dartz only remained silent before handing him the check "This better be my moneys worth…" he said to him.

Kakashi look to the check…. He twitched slightly "excuse me for a moment…" he said and walked out of the door. "ICHA ICHAPARADISE!"

A cold wind only moved into the room.

"Fight the good fight Raphael" Varon encouraged before he left with his master, only the blonde and the ninja known as Kakashi were the ones remaining in the room. "Well lets us get this over with, come with me" Kakashi said. Raphael only remain silent and followed the silver haired shinobi.

"If you are thinking anything like me then I imagine you will want to get this over with quick, am I right?"

Raphael nodded. Kakashi smiled through his mask "Good good, hm don't talk much? I like you already!" and with that the two proceeded to the main room.

Raphael only sweat dropped at this.

Kakashi stopped and turned to Raphael "here is where you will start your training in not only the way of teaching but the Konoha-Gakure way of teaching" he began. Raphael nodded at this unsure if he should take that as a threat or not.

Kakashi continued "First, I will teach you the basis, after the training you will be tested by taking charge of a set of my own pupils for the day, they may not be in high school but are a handful…especially Naruto." he explained. "Now being a high school teacher is a lot like ninjutsu. You must make yourself invisible and ready to strike!"

"Uh-huh"

"First off we shall start with Taijutsu: the art of the trained body" he began, his hand disappearing into his vest. Raphael rose his eyebrow in confusion "Taijustsu…that's hand to hand combat…why is he going for something?" he thought.

BA-BAM! The sound effects roared when the silver haired shinobi took out the latest volume of MAKE.OUT. PARADISE! Raphael twitched "What are you doing…?" he ask. Kakashi ruffled his head ' "oh? This is the latest volume, I'm dying to see how it ends, carry on with the training" he assured.

Raphael twitched again, insulted that this supposed teacher was ignoring him as well as his duties to his employer. He felt his patience fading, as the ninja pay no heed to him turning the pages of the manga, a blush on a visible cheek displaying. Raphael temple throbbed in irritation.

"I really think we should continue on" Raphael tried but alas Kakashi only ignored him. Screw this he thought, his Oricalcos stone activating in attempts to seal this man to his doom. When the green light flashed the ninja had disappeared. Raphael's eyes shot out 'Where did he?' he thought.

"You know attempting to kill a student to get his attention is not a good tactic for a teacher to use" the ninja's spoke. Kakashi was crouched right behind the tall muscular blonde, his hands in the sign of the tiger, which could only mean one thing.

"Like teaching, showing your back so many times is poor ninjutsu' Kakashi grimly stated. Raphael turned in an attempt to face him but alas it was too late and he would succumb to the horrible fate. Kakashi eyes glinted as he lunged for the kill.

"BEHOLD! KONOHA-GAKURE'S MOST SACRED TECHNIQUE! A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!

Raphael's eyes widen as saucers when he felt a strong powerful force…go up his ass. The pain was excruciating as he instantly howled and grabbed his ass, unknown to the fact that he literally shot up like a rocket.

"YEAAAAAAAGGHHHH!"

(BAM!)

What a sickening sound that was, half of his body ripped through the paper sliding doors of the dojo. Oh yea, he was definitely knocked out cold, oh the humanity of it all!

Kakashi only rubbed his hair, slightly embarrassed "Hmm…maybe I did it too hard…?" he spoke to himself, sighing he began to walked towards the currently unconscious blond. After swiftly pulling him out, he kicked him lightly until Raphael regain somewhat consciousness.

" I guess that does it with your special attack, so would you like to start over on student and teacher? " he ask, an innocent smiled tugging at his lips. "Uuuuugghhhh…" was Raphael only replied. Kakashi rubbed the back of his head "I guess I did go to far…oh well n-n."

After a couple of moments Raphael finally retain full awareness of his surrounding, his eyes landed on themselves on the silver haired shinobi and he grimaced 'The face of evil...' he thought and mentally scowled at the scarecrow (2).

"…Lets get this over with" Raphael replied and began to sit down--but alas! A thousand years of pain held true to it's name.

Oh yeah…his ass was KILLING him. He had to stifle a whimper, the pain shooting through him. Not only was he humiliated but he was violated as well…this was a sad day for Raphael indeed.

"Don't worry, it'll go away in an hour or so" Kakashi assured, then his took a pensive look, his left hand rubbing his chin "…If not you might have to go to the hospital" he concluded. Raphael heart stopped "WHAT?" he exclaimed.

"Would you like to know what happens if it doesn't go away?"

…. What?"

" -.- The pain? You know…when I stuck my finger up your butt?" he reminded. Raphael only looked at him questioningly, that did not sound right at all. Unfortunately for him Kakashi caught the meaning behind his words.

"n-n Oh did that sound wrong?" he ask. His eyes glinted again, taking out a fan from his vest. As he opened it, Raphael eyed him warningly.

"Shame on you my student!"

(Smack)

"There will be no dark thoughts in my school," the ninja scolded.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

"No yelling at the teacher!"

(SMACK SMACK SMACK!)

X-X

He gritted his teeth "for the glory of master Dartz…for the glory of Master Dartz…" Raphael began to repeat to himself, now blocking Kakashi attacks. The ninja suddenly stopped his onslaught "ahem…speaking about your master?" Raphael look to him questioningly "you have a problem with that?"

"No problem, just that he acts weird"

"…."

"What, he does, unless I speak lies, am I?"

"……………"

"That's what I thought" Kakashi said slightly smug. He turned another page of Icha-Icha paradise. Raphael sweat dropped, he was back right to square one, but this time he wasn't going to try to kill him, he didn't want 2,000 years of pain now did he? So he decided to try another tactic, talking to the guy.

"Sir, this is very rude of you, my master has paid for your services and you are not doing your job" Raphael said firmly. Kakashi was silent until he look to him "sorry, were you speaking? I was picking my ear" and with that he flick some earwax from his pinky…

And landed right on Raphael's face.

"Sir…." he growled through his teeth. Kakashi lazily look from his book to Raphael he sighed "Here, if you can manage to get this bell from me then you will have my attention simple?" Kakashi challenged. Raphael look at him as if he were the dumbest thing alive.

"If I get the bell then I have your attention "

"Yes"

Raphael look to the bell then to Kakashi, he thought and shrug, compared to what he had just experienced what else did this man had left? "I take your challenge" the blonde oh so boldly stated.

Hour and a half later

"Wow, I think that was the best volume of come-come paradise yet!" Kakashi exclaimed closing his precious book before placing it back to in his vest. He looked around, sighing he took one step to the right and Raphael landed face first onto the floor, yet another failed attempt to capture the bell.

"DAMN IT!"

"Don't feel so bad, my cell couldn't get their hands on the bells either" Kakashi assured. Raphael just sighed and slump to the ground. Kakashi smiled through his mask "well now that you have spent the last of your energy lets get started on with the rest of the lesson shall we?"

O.O

"What?"

"Well I finished my book so lets proceed on" he repeated. Raphael look to him in bewilderment at the moment he wanted to cuss out the man but at the moment, he was too darn tired to do so.

"You have learned the first lesson, perseverance! This is very important in both ninjutsu and high school teaching" Kakashi explained. Raphael arched a brow. "If you are to be an instructor you must have perseverance, in order to get through the day while idiotic retards drone on or in English the students"

"…. I see"

" Now that you have learned entire lesson I must ask you, what type of teacher do you plan to be?"

Raphael couldn't answer; he had not thought of the options of what type pf instructor he would be. "Well to make things easier I have English, Math, and Physical education" Kakashi began. He look to him.

"Lets go with P.E. since you already buff"

Raphael nodded. "Well then you have learned taijutsu, now for genjutsu; the art of illusion" the jounin stated. Raphael look to him "and this will help me in P.E. how?" he ask. Kakashi blinked "you'll find out now for the second segment of your training" that said his hands began to make some jutsu movements, in a giant puff of smoke a dodge ball appeared.

"Second challenge, you need to tag me out with this ball"

"Ok…"

Kakashi lazily threw the ball at Raphael "Ready?" he ask. Raphael snorted gripping the ball, Kakashi just stayed there with his calm demeanor waiting for Raphael to hit him.

"Aren't you even going to move out of the way?"

"I don't need to"

"You'll get hit"

"No I won't"

"…" Raphael glared at him; he just hated the way Kakashi was so calm with his stupid I-don't-need-to-worry-because-I'm-a-kick-ass-shinobi-and-I-could-ass-rape-you-again-attitude.

…

He just better throw the stupid ball

Gripping his feet he threw the ball with all his force, it cut through the wind at amazing strength ready to make impact with the lidded eyes shinobi just standing there. Kakashi closed his eyes and took one step to the left, the force of the ball just making his hair sway a little. The ball bounce against the wall towards Raphael but luckily for him he caught the ball back again.

"Try again" Kakashi spoke. Raphael look the ball again before throwing it at Kakashi.

He missed…

"Again"

He gritted his teeth and threw the ball again, except instead of a straight shooter he slightly moved his posture while throwing it, Kakashi looked at him lazily "The same strategy again?" he ask.

That was when the ball curved.

"Whaa!"

Raphael grin "CURVE BALL NO JUTSU!" he shouted. Kakashi was taken by surprise as the ball impacted with him. 'YES!' Raphael mentally cheered. Kakashi stumbled he look to Raphael.

"Pretty good I'll admit" he began. Raphael look to him confused.

"But not good enough" Kakashi spoke right behind Raphael. Raphael froze; how did he? Raphael barely got out of the way when Kakashi threw the ball at him. He gulped, seeing the insane speed the shinobi hurled the ball. The scarecrows eyes glinted "Now to show you dodge ball no jutsu the right way"

Raphael couldn't even down a gulp; those words shook his body cold. He only blinked for a second but the next thing he knew over twenty Kakashi's surrounded him, all gave a slightly sadistic smirk showing through the mouth fabric while they all gripped the dodge ball.

…Crap

"As I have said before you will be taught the ninjutsu way of teaching, unless…you want to give up now?"

"…No"

"You sure?"

"…I'm sure"

"Kakashi raised a brow" aren't you even going to move out of the way?" He ask. Upon hearing these words Raphael smirked and gave the ninja a challenging gaze.

"I don't need to"

"You'll get hit" Kakashi warned. Raphael broke out into a grin, hate to admit he hadn't had a challenge like this in quite a while, and if he played his cards right, perhaps this strange man could teach him that Sennen Goroshi (thousand years of pain)

And then the next time master Dartz would insult him--BA-BAM! Two flaming fingers up the butt!

Wait...that's didn't sound right at all O.o

"No I won't" Raphael repeated the same words Kakashi had once said. Kakashi look to him a smirk tugging his lips 'Hm, he's going to be very interesting to teach' he thought.

And with that all twenty Kakashi's hurled the dodge ball to the leader of the gunmen.

tBc

One thousand years of apologies! (runs away) I'll update ASAP!

(1) Konoha-Gakure or Hidden Leaf Village this is the name of the Village Naruto lives

(2) Kakashi means Scarecrow in Japanese

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