Welcome to another chapter of In Between even though the arc may be over this fic is far from it. Once again thank you for your input.
Once again BIG THANKS To Vaz! She had a crucial part in creating this and the last chapter, everyone say thank you to Vaz (holds up a squirt gun full of Wasabi) or else!
WARNING: Due to Varons Naughty Fantasies there is a M rated scene so I guess the fic has to be that rating now
Do not own Yugi-oh
In Between: Badly Written musicals, Varon, and Panties? Oh my!
Varon was deathly afraid.
It could have been the fact that he had no idea of the horror his master had in store for, or it could have been the paranoia of being randomly electrocuted for saying something objective, stupid, or plain wrong. Perhaps, it could have been the fact that he did not wear his blue socks today instead of his striped ones. Or perhaps he did not have any boxers on and so his crotch was forcibly conformed to a pair of tighty whities.
Or maybe that itch in the butt that just wouldn't die.
Either away he was afraid, so very afraid. Dartz sense his uneasiness and couldn't help but let a sadistic smirk show he mentally chuckled seeing the boy clearly uncomfortable most likely running worse case scenarios through his mind.
"Are you ready for your assignment? " Dartz asked.
"…No…"
ZAP
"GYAAAHHHH!"
"Well?"
"Yes…Dartz (twitch) sama…"
"Good let us return to the sanctuary of solitude!"
"…Don't you mean your house in the middle of the ocean?" Varon corrected. Dartz was silent "you really know how to kill a moment" he muttered and walked on ahead. Varon simply followed "Why do we need to go back home for?"
"We're going to fly to Japan" he simply replied. Varon had a feeling this had to do with his assignment.
And so the two went forward to the other part of Dartz otherwise crazed plan, now kiddies let leave these two misfits for a moment and let us see how poor Amelda is doing shall we? Last time we had left him in the clutches of Claire and his underlings but before we proceed on I must warn you:
This will otherwise scar you for life, if you can't handle bad musicals synchronized tap dancing, gender bending or Amelda as a woman I suggest you skip this part now, if not enjoy and try not to choke on your tongue, that is all.
Now moving on Amelda was left in the clutched of Claire let's see how he is doing shall we?
Meanwhile at Earthly Desires…
"Now, are you ready to become a woman?" Claire asked.
O-O "HELL NO!" Amelda answered quickly and bluntly. Claire ticked his tongue "oh posh now, becoming a woman is a very beautiful thing you are like a rose bud waiting to bloom into her lovely sexuality" he explain smiling a little too happily. Amelda shivered, desperate to get out of this horrible experiment a list of excuses began to run through his mind.
"W-What if I get pregnant!"
O.o …
"I can't get pregnant now!" Amelda didn't know that he was sprouting nonsense the evil stares, the leers they finally got to him and he was desperate to leave. Claire chuckled "Oh sweety, men can't get pregnant" He gave Amelda a reassuring tap on his butt.
Amelda was beyond disturbed now.
Claire sense uneasiness and winked, he needed a way to calm this boy down so he could let his magic run free but how? Ah, he thinks he got it! 'Oh Claire you're so smart I swear if you weren't me I rape you and lick you down with honey' he thought to himself.
( Wtf? Oo )
As he was preparing his great musical score Amelda yet again was tip toeing his way out, praying to the greater powers for a miracle "Oh great divine power if you really are there please save me from this hell hole." he prayed. Claire pop up in front of him "you not going anywhere"
Apparently the divine powered didn't exist or it was laughing its ass off at Amelda.
"Oh my dear friend, you just don't know the beauties of being a woman" Claire began. Amelda scowled at him "and I don't want to!" he scoffed trying to get away. Claire cracked his knuckles 'It's Showtime'
The lights began to dim, Amelda gulped his spine turned into ice 'what the hell is going to happen…?" he thought. A simple spotlight turned on and it shined onto Claire sitting on a lone stool, another light flashed and besides him was Anne, cracking her knuckles and neck, she sat down on the piano and began with a tune.
"Now, young lady do not be afraid, you are like a rose, you wait to bloom against the suns warms rays…" Claire began. Amelda stepped away as the cross dresser Stood from his stool and walked to the piano, and leaned against. As Anne played a soft melody, it's tune comforting Amelda couldn't help but feel slightly drawn to it.
" Like a rose, you wait to bloom…spread your petals onto the warm sunlight"
At this along with the piano, the saxophone began, harmonizing the two single entities in unity.
"Take my hand young lady, let me guide you to the path of woman hood, the changes of within is not to be feared for you bloom each day and you struggles to explode into full maturity!"
As if on cue the light exploded fireworks blazed out and to Amelda complete horror the salon turned into a stage, and all of the workers came out in rock uniforms and to guitars blazing.
"This rose our destiny, accept thy fate!
Let it guide you and the blood shall flow in,
The destiny is hard
Yet you will overcome, like the rose,
It will prick
But it keeps growing!"
"But speaking of blood you may need these" Claire broke off and handed Amelda some tampons. Amelda yelled in disgust.
"Don't bitch
Or complain
I am here so no more worry.
I will style you hair
Clean you nails
And hide that penis!"
"A woman is lovely,
So lovely with nothing but love to give awaaaaay!"
"Let this hand guide you
And lead you down to the paaaaath!"
"AND THEN YOU WILL BLOOM! YOU WILL BLOOM INTO THE LIGHT GO FORTH MY LITTLE FLOWER!"
"YOU MY FRIEND MAY NOT HAVE A VAGINA BUT WE SHALL CREATE THE PERFECT MANGINA!
"I'M KEEPING MY BALLS!"
"FUCK THIS!" Amelda made a run for it but was stop by deranged hair stylists and they proceed to drag him into a room. He tried screaming for help but no one could hear him.
"I WANNA DIE!"
"Not that now, first we must complete the process! Your hair so short, it is the opening an every woman's soul, for your complexion I have just the thing, Lovely curled locks which are pink!
"DO NOT TOUCH THE HAIR!" He growled almost biting off Claire's fingers as he try to touch his precious locks.
"Don't fret we have wigs"
"…I hate you all so much!" He uttered more pissed that he was chained against his own will. Some people jumped for whenever they try to even touch a strand Amelda would lunge, canines ready to shred any unsuspecting flesh. Claire made a humph.
"Can't you at least pick a more masculine color, like black or maybe RED!"
"No!"
"Can't I be a tomboy?"
"Ugh, tomboys are all butch!"
"…What's your point?" he spoke. Claire glared at him "Sacrifice for the greater good, like honestly!" he spoke back, exasperated. At this Amelda remembered Wilco, his pain, his revenge. He growled and look to Claire, piercing gray eyes, "get it over with then" he gritted his teeth.
(Back with Varon and Dartz)
"Varon, would you stop that…?" Dartz asked for the fifth time. Varon kept on closing the curtain then opening then closing it again.
"I SWEAR THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING!" he yelled.
Dartz glared at him then look at the window "idiot nothing is there" Dartz said and sat back down. Varon twitched slightly, this was supposed to be a first class plane ride but something so simple as glancing out of the window shot that dream down. He knew what was there, but why couldn't anyone else see it?
HE closed his eyes 'calm down' he repeated; it could have been nerves of Dartz trying to kill him, or the fact that there was a LEPRECHAUN DESTROYING THE PLANE WING! He shook, he knew that tiny green munchkin was outside; his sharp fangs were ripping the metal as he thought, planning to plunge him and thousands of people into their deaths. So, Varon did what any man with severe let jag and paranoia would do.
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE!"
He snapped.
ZAAAAAAAAP!
"AAAAAGGGHHHH!"
Ouch, that one had to hurt…
"Now Varon, calm yourself, before you are thrown off this plane" Dartz menaced and with that he put on his head phones and took out the latest volume of Evil Psychos Who Want to destroy the World and Pharaoh monthly or EPWWDWP. This month it featured a white haired youth by the title of Yami no Bakura, he smiled 'Oh, he has a list of the namonaki pharaoh's most embarrassing moments- What? He has a fear of bunnies?' he thought with glee.
Varon clattered his teeth trying his best not to stare out the window "Just my mind" he repeated, sweat beaded down his face maintaining control but at last he couldn't keep strong and open the window, only to find the demon leprechaun, his face pressed against the window. Varon eyes shrank to dots as the monster stared at him; it grinned showing rows of razor sharp teeth. It opened it mouth and in a voice on helium it bellowed:
"WHERE'S ME LUCKY CHARMS BITCH!"
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Everyone jumped, shocked and turned to the brunette scrambling over Dartz and diving onto the ground. "LAND THE PLANE!" he wailed running to the pilot area. He burst through the door seeing the pilot's hat behind his seat. "Land the plane! We're fucked if we don't!" Varon practically yelled.
No Answer.
"ARE YOU DAFT? LAND THE PLANE!" He exclaimed; still no answer. He growled. He marched to him and turned the seat "LISTEN--" he stopped, his color left his body. "NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!" it was none other then the Leprechaun, he tipped the pilot hat.
"If I can't fine me lucky charms that way then I'll just break this plane into pieces and gather them that way" with that he pushed down the steering wheel and the plane lunged down with force. Everyone yelped out in surprise.
"NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!" Varon yelled and lunge at the wee leprechaun.
"We are experiencing some turbulence please remain in your seat."
Dartz did not pay any heed, he was currently engrossed in an article about how incest is the best and your sister should be put to the test by a Yami no Malik. So of course he wouldn't notice the plane pulling a 360. People were wailing and moaning in agony as the plane went up and down. Like a tricked out pimp car would be (unsk unsk unsk! XD)
"What is going on in there!" one of the passengers ask trying to get through the flight attendant but she remained firm and tried her best to clam every one down. "Please remain in your seat, you have nothing to worry about" she assured. As she continued talking a girl of seven peered into the cock pit seeing a brunette running like a headless chicken punching the tiny body who attached itself to his face.
She tugged her mother's sleeve "mommy" she began, but her mother was too busy complaining to the flight attendant.
Varon gave a muffled scream and ran blindly into the wall, the force made the leprechaun loosen his hold. He threw the wee munchkin down on the floor. The little girl eyes widen slightly seeing the brunette man pat his elbow before pile driving the thingy.
Once…
"EEEE"
Twice…
"EEEE"
But thrice!
"EEEEE!"
Again she tugged on her mothers sleeve but her mother wouldn't listen so she did the only thing a seven year old would do. Watch the fight. She saw the munchkin lunge in mid air and grimaced when she heard the man scream; it had rip out a good portion of his hair. In retaliation the man dropkicked it and a loud THUD was heard after it hit the wall.
"HAH!" Varon laughed but stopped seeing the tiny thing motionless, still he couldn't help but feel bad for it "poor little bugger" he muttered. Suddenly the leprechaun opened it's eyes and…
CHOMP!
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
The little girl grip her mothers hand "MOMMY!" she yelled. "What is it!" she ask but was shoved roughly by Varon now trying desperately to get the little monster off his crotch. Like a madman he ran to the bathroom, he was finally able to get free and shove the leprechaun into the toilet headfirst and without a moment too soon flushed the toilet.
"EEEEEEEEEEEE" he screamed it's tiny feet kicking wildly as he turned and turned and turned until he was sucked completely into the toilet. Varon look out the window and saw it plunge to the earth, yet again he couldn't help but feel sorry for it "poor little bugger; I salute you" he said. He sighed in relief; he had saved everyone's lives including his own, then…
"HOLY CRAP NOBODY IS PILOTING THE PLANE!"
"…Shit"
And thus the plane begins to descend in a downward spiral…but Dartz didn't notice, he was joyfully taking a quiz titled "Which Bisshie badass are you?"
(30 horrifying minutes later…)
"I must really subscribe to this magazine; it has quite a lot of helpful tips" Dartz spoke going off the plane, during his leisurely reading, singing "if I can't be yours" by Thanatos from the End of Evangelion soundtrack, and taking a nap, he did not know about Varons fight with the demon leprechaun then Varon actually piloting the plane which just made it plunge towards the ground faster.
Fortunately, Godzilla, who was making his usual rounds of terror in Domino before he did the real thing in Tokyo, may he rest in peace for the next hour or so, cushioned the plane so all were saved from impending doom...at least for the time being.
"Varon, stop lagging, plans of world domination mustn't be halted!" Dartz snapped. Poor Varon just nodded, his hair was not only frazzled but a large chunk was missing, his eyes had yet to revert to their normal size and his teeth were still clenched together, as for his hands they molded as they were against the steering wheel.
ZAP!
"GAAAAHHH!"
"I said no lagging" Dartz repeated before going on ahead, Varon whimpered; he definitely was not paid enough for this kind of job.
'It could be worse…' he thought.
'At least I get to keep my penis, unlike Amelda'
"So, this is the school were going to infiltrate then?" Varon ask. Dartz nodded an evil smiled appearing on his face "Yes, soon we will probe his inner most regions until he comes to his final moments--" he stop when he notice Varon was just staring at him.
"(Cough) Let's go on in shall we?" he ask and the two proceeded to go to the head principle's office. As they walk to their destinations Varon look around in slight curiosity "So this is a high school' he thought, he had never been to a high school, heck he spent half his life in prison and the other training with Dartz. He sighed, what was the big deal?
"Dartz turned to him "Don't say anything; I will handle this" Dartz commanded, Varon glared at him; he wasn't that dumb. They came into the principal's office. A bald man of forty was busily writing down some important notes as he looked up.
"Can I help you?" he ask.
Dartz stepped up and waved his hand in front of the principal "you will allow my wards to attend your high school" he said in a most mysterious manner.
"…What are you doing?"
Dartz look to his hand "Impossible, the Jedi mind trick did not work?" he exclaimed incredulously. "Er, can I help you?" the principal asked again. Dartz immediately regain his posture while mentally cursing one Obi-Wan Ken obi for deceiving him.
"Yes, I want two of my…children to attend your great school" he spoke. "Oh?" the principal replied. Dartz Nodded "Yes, this is my………son his name is…Valen!"
Varon looked at him " oO my name's not Valen…"
ZAP!
"ARRGH!"
O-O
(Twitch)
"Don't mind him he has ADD" Dartz quickly lied. The principal nodded "yes will there is paper work to be done, and also it is the middle of the year" the principal began. Dartz took out his checkbook, writing in it.
"Here you go I'm sure that will be more then enough to take care of all that paperwork" he assured. The Principals eyes widened "yes sir! I am honored you have chosen this school!'
"No…the pleasure is all mine; let us go Valen" and with that the two left, well Varon was still on the ground so Dartz had to dragged him by his feet.
"Now what?" Varon ask. Dartz turned to him "you're assignment is to put this disguise on and observe this Domino city and school, it is important we know the surroundings which the pharaoh lives in" he explained.
"…You've got to be kidding me…" Varon replied in disbelief. "I leave it in your hands" Dartz answered and with that disappeared in a puff of smoke.
(2 hours later…)
"Damn... Motherfuck…" he grumbled, as he put on the dark blue school uniform. Already he had hated this whole assignment but thinking back to Amelda and the crazy transsexual and then to Raphael and the Ninja he had gotten off pretty easy. Looking in the mirror he posed "Damn, I am one sexy beast" he growled lustfully "Yes I would want me too if I were me" he chuckled yet again posing. He looked around and saw some glasses 'Someone must have forgotten these.'
Curious he tried them on; this guy barely had a prescription so Varon concluded that this guy wore glasses for fashion…what a dork. 'Though I look devilishly sophisticated with them on me' he grinned he could make ANYTHING look downright sexy. He made a face he had a feeling he would confront Yuugi and his friends in the future on bad terms, digging though his pocket he found a tie and proceeded with a very difficult task.
Trying to put his hair in a ponytail.
After several minutes of battle he had finally won and he manage to get his spike bushy hair in a downward ponytail, he posed, holding his chin with thumb and index finger. "Alo there, the names Valen" he spoke to the mirror and then he smiled his teeth making off a 'PING!'
"HURRY UP! I HAVE TO PEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Go use a tree!" he barked, adjusting his collar he came out of the bathroom after many extensive hours of preening. As he walked around the school he made a realization; he was lost.
"Haaa, I better get home soon" Anzu thought "but one more go couldn't hurt' she stood up, she always stayed after school three days a week, her P.E. teacher usually allowed her to use the school gym for practicing her dancing. Walking to her mini boom box she set it to "Crawling in the dark" by Hoobastank, she felt the song had a connection to her dream, her goals and also everyone else's and with a twirl she began to lose herself in the music and danced.
Little did she know Varon was wondering aimlessly her way.
Varon grumbled he had no idea in hell where he was going. He heard music suddenly "Huh? Someone at this hour?' he thought and decided to investigate. He was about to go in the gym but stop when he saw a brunette girl dancing so gracefully. He observed with awed at her movements with the song using ballet. When the music stop she bowed down pretending she was in front of the live audience.
Varon could help but cheer to praise her but embarrassed her at the same time. Anzu looked up shock; she didn't realize someone was watching. "That was great bird (1)" the guy spoke. Anzu just blushed "Thanks…" she replied her cheeks turning red.
"Are you a new student?" she ask. Varon nodded "yeah, the name's Valen"
'Stupid name' he thought. "My name is Anzu Mazaki," she said happily. Varon's eyes widened 'Holy crap! I found the Pharaohs girlfriend!' he mentally shouted. "Hey are you ok? You look a little pale" Anzu broke through his thoughts.
"I'm just peachy, Hahahahaha--actually though I'm lost…" he trailed off. Anzu smiled "Really? Why don't I show you around?' she ask.
"That be great"
"Good, let me just get out of these sweaty clothes" she said. 'Heh heh, fine by me' he thought, a slight perverse glint in his eyes as she went to change but he was a gentleman at heart so he waited for her returned. It wasn't long until she came back.
"Ready?" she ask. Varon nodded and they proceeded to exit the gym. Anzu was a good guide she left no detail out as she showed Varon around, as he made mental notes of what areas would be important to use later on, besides the girls locker room that is.
"And this is the English room" she said and opened the door.
"BORN TO BE WIILLLLD!"
O-O
O-O
"Aoshi-sensei?" Anzu exclaimed. The teacher stopped in mid-dance he was only in his underwear, rigidly he turn to Anzu and hissed, "Don't look at me…. STOP STARING AT ME!" he covered his face. Anzu quickly closed the door.
"Err…that was Aoshi-sensei…I think" she said. Varon continued to stare at the door "I thought Dartz had problems…" he thought.
"Who knew high school was that disturbing"
"You haven't been to school?" Anzu asked curious. Varon rubbed his neck "not really, I got into trouble a lot with the law…"
"You were in Juvi?"
"Yeah…I guess you can say that…" Varon trailed off, he didn't want to reveal anything else but chances are she would immediately reject him; his eyes went hard, after all wasn't that expected from humans? They seldom never gave chances.
"I see, but that's in the past you can have a fresh start right here" Anzu assured. Varon look to her in shock "You don't care...?" he ask. She look to him "why should I? That is something you left behind; as your first friend here, welcome to Domino" and with that she outstretched her hand. Varon, still in awe just shook her hand.
'If she only knew what I was doing now'
"Lets see my hometown!" she exclaimed and held his hand. Varon felt his cheeks go warm and he nodded "Lead the way" he grinned; this Anzu girl wasn't so bad. In a matter of an hour he had only seen a bit of the city but it was great. Anzu had showed him all the corporations (he would have to tell Amelda where to find Kaiba Corp) the arcades, bought him ice-cream and all the hangout kids around their age hanged around, and during that time he never let go of her hand.
Needless to say Varon was having more pleasure into this then business, besides he won't complain if a cute girl wanted to hold his hand.
"Yo, Anzu--WHOA!"
Varon turned to his right only to face a blonde guy.
"Hey Jou, this is Valen"
Jounouchi's eyes bulged as he stared at Varon then to Anzu "You have a boyfriend?" he exclaimed both brunettes blushed at the same time. "W-What?" Anzu exclaimed and notice she was still holding his hand, she quickly took it away "Heh, heh, Sorry" she apologized to Varon. Jou raised a brow "Anzu, how long has this been going on? Why didn't you tell any of us?' he begin to interrogate; he had gone into protective older brother mode.
'Damn blonde' Varon thought. He mustered up an innocent face "I just met her, she was showing me around mate. No need to worry over wee Anzu here" Varon assured. Jou made a scary face, which cause Varon to twitch a little.
"…How do I know you in fact have actually scored home with her?"
"Jou!" Anzu exclaimed embarrassed.
"O-O Cause I never even met you and I barely know her! Heck, her name is the only thing I think I know…"
'Besides her hot body…'
"Don't fool me buddy! I am a male; I know how our kind thinks!" he ranted. Anzu, quite annoyed by Jou's behavior stepped on his foot "Cut it out" she said.
"OW!"
Varon only snickered at him despite the threateningly glares he was receiving. "Jou, he's new in town for goodness sakes" she scolded. "Yeah! Stop hassling me" Varon chimed in. Jou pouted, "Fine, my name is Jounouchi and I'm one of Anzu's best friend's"
"Pleasure, an I'm Valen from down under" he replied. "He's from Australia" Anzu added.
"Whoa, really? Hey, do you guys really have giant hopping rats that can box?" Jou inquired, Varon gave him a face 'What the hell?' he thought.
"Er, kangaroos yes but then again I really wouldn't know I was in juvi half my life" he added a sheepish smile coming onto his features. Jou froze looking at him, his mouth agape "Anzu. Talk. Now" and with that he grabbed her hand and dragged her a few feet away. Varon only blinked "okay…"
"Why are you with him!" he practically screamed Anzu glared at him "you overreacting!"
"He was in Juvi!"
"And you were in a gang"
"…That's not the point!"
Varon gave off an irritated glare, he could hear the dumb blonde making assumptions about him, something told him that he was going to hate this guy more then he was going to hate him. He walked towards them, meh he had a while to kill why not do it annoying this guy?
"Stop acting like a ass!" Anzu reproach. Jou made a gruff "but if he touches you inappropriately I'll kill him!"
"Please, I'm not that perverted" Varon broke into their conversation.
"We'll see" Jou muttered. Varon had had it up to here with this guy "…Loud blonde dog" he insulted. Jou froze, his blood coming to a boil "What…did…you…say…?" he asks his knuckled being cracked. Varon smirk; looks like he hit a cord with him "I said, Loud blonde dog…can't you hear? Are you deaf too little doggy?"
'Uh-oh' Anzu thought and took a step away.
"KISAMA!" With that Jou charged wildly at him, Varon smirked and gracefully dodged from Jounouchi's attack.
"Too slow Fido"
"RAAAAAAAWWWRRRRR!" Jounouchi had now lost total control, Varon grinned he effortlessly dodging every attack, barking like a dog, which only made Jounouchi angrier then before.
"Stop it you two!" Anzu pleaded. "He started it bird" Varon defended.
"No one calls me a mutt!" Jou bellowed. "Dog and mutt are very different though…"Varon commented. Jou grr'ed and was about to lead a lethal punch when Anzu stood in front of him her back facing him while Varon stood before her.
"Cut it out you two!" she bellowed. Well that was enough for the two to stop unfortunately Jounouchi was in mid punch and so being the klutz that he was lost his footing and did a domino effect on Anzu and Varon.
THUMP!
"Sorry guys" Jou muttered but Anzu was knocked cold at the moment and Varon slowly regained consciousness.
That was when he noticed two soft mounds resting on his face, and they belonged to Anzu. He blushed just staring at them. Jou noticed "I KNEW IT!" he yelled pointing at him.
"WHAT?" Varon exclaimed but he just couldn't hide the damn blush. Jou jumped to his feet, hands began picking Anzu up who now was going in and out of consciousness. "Hentai!" Jou exclaimed yet again.
"AM NOT!" Varon snapped and began to stand when one of his feet tangled with Jou causing him to lose his balance but this time Jou regain his footing, but at the cost of dropping Anzu. "Anzu--" he stop his eyes widened and his mouth dropped "WHAT HAVE I DONE!" he shouted in mortification.
Anzu...had landed on Varon's face.
Varon's blush had added ten shades of red, he was snuggled between her legs, and was staring at white cotton panties, he couldn't help but drool a bit. Before Jou could correct his fatal mistake Anzu had regain full awareness
"What happen?" then she remembered; she turned to Jou.
"You're so clumsy you know that?" she begin to scold but Jou remain mortified, currently he was trying to find a way to bolt before she knew what he did to her. Beneath her Varon gulped gently and with a shaky voice he said "A…Anzu" but his voice was too soft or Anzu was too concentrating scolding Jounouchi like a little child.
"And another thing"
Varon mentally groaned, how much could a girl scold and NOT notice anything wrong with this picture. He closed his trying to remain calm but it was hard since the most private area of the opposite sex was resting right on his mouth. He almost choked when he felt her move slightly so she rubbed against him, Varon was most definitely trying his hardest to fight his urges that wanted him to do something else otherwise. 'Mustn't think of her….augh sing a song! Er…uhm…AND WE'LL ALL FLOAT ON OKAY? FLOAT ON! AND WE'LL FLOAT ON ANYWAYS!" Unfortunately his face slight moved so he softly nuzzled her.
Anzu suddenly bit her lip and blushed 'why am I getting aroused out of all places?'
(WARNINGM-RATED SCENECOMING UP! ENTERING FANTASY MODE!)
Jou took his chance to run away. "Hey come back!" Anzu yelled. 'I CAN'T TAKE THIS!' Varon mentally screamed and pulled his head off to only realized he had made a HUGE mistake.
"AHH!" Anzu suddenly panted felling being rubbed there again. "What...?" she suddenly let out a moan feeling something warm, nuzzling her there. "Geez, I barely touched and she's wet already": Varon though he fell the heat of her dampness and his instincts finally won out he gently place his mouth over her panties and suckled gently on the covered clit. "AHHH" she half screamed. She looked down and with shock "Valen?" she exclaimed.
"W-What are you--"
"Valen's eyes rolled up to her and he smirked, "I'm having some fruit" he grinned and took a light lick on her underwear. Her breath hitched.
"Relax Bird, I know what I'm doing" and with that he returned to his work.
"We can't do this right here!" she tried to protest. But he paid no heed and continued at his task at hand, he moved her panties aside and she was opened before him. Anzu shivered feeling his breath on her apex of her thighs.
"Man you wet bird, could this be a naughty fantasy?" he teased. Anzu didn't say anything, Varon smirked "well then, lets make it come true shall we?"
(Slurp)
Her breath stop below a low moan was emitted from her "Oh…kami…" she panted. "Mm, tasty" Varon grinned and began to lick her.
(Now safe to read)
'GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN! BAD FANTASY, BAD!' Varon mentally kicked himself in the crotch; he pushed Anzu off of him quickly and stood up, breathing hard. Both Blonde and Brunette stared at him, Varon felt very uncomfortable at the moment.
"Uhm…I need to go home" he said, exasperated, what Varon didn't know that he has accidentally pulled off Anzu panties when he pushed her off and was now holding them in his left hand. W-What?" he ask and followed their gaze and saw what he was holding.
Ah, Awkward silence…
"Uhhhh…Later Anzu!" Varon's mind went blank and so he did what any man would do in his position, yes; he ran like hell.
And so Jou and Anzu stood there gawking unable to comprehend what just happen of course the bystanders couldn't either and gawked at them.
"GIVE BACK MY PANTIES!" Anzu yelled horrified, she quickly fasten her hands on her skirt so the wind wouldn't blow it up. Alas, Varon was long gone by then.
Jou look to his friend "Uhm…" then a light bulb appear quickly both his hand went down in his pants and were moving rapidly after a couple of minutes he took out his own boxers
"Here, you can wear mine until you get home" he sheepishly offered. Anzu stared at him disgusted yet amazed.
"…How did you do that?"
"…I don't know OO"
(At palace Glay aka Dartz house)
Dartz was currently enjoying his favorite soap opera when he heard a loud slam echoing in the living quarters, he turned around to see Varon, he was breathing hard, his face was red, and he looked like he had not rested for years.
"Well?" he ask casually.
Varon manage to catch his breath. Tiredly, he held up Anzu's cotton underwear "Panties…" he managed in a shaky voice before falling on the ground headfirst unconscious. Dartz raised a brow looking at the now sleeping Aussie.
"Thank the gods Amelda and Raphael will be there to make sure this idiot doesn't mess everything up…" and with that he returned to his regularly scheduled programmed,
TBC
(1) Bird is suppose to be Australian slang to call a girl…at least that what I heard.