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"Hey Sonic, seems odd Robotnik hasn't done anything to try to take over Mobius lately." Tails said as he and Sonic sat at a chili dog stand.
Sonic snaped his fingers standing up "You're right Tails! Bet anything he's up to no good; think we should check it out, if for any reason out of boredom?"
"Yeah!" Tails yelled jumping up from his seat, immidiately becoming air born.
"But first..." Sonic said walking to to the hot dog vender "I want forty chili dogs... To go!"
"What about me?!" Tails screwed up his face, crossing his arms at his hedgehog companion.
"Oops, sorry 'Lil Bro! Make that eighty chili dogs!" Sonic winked as Tails let off a cheer.
"Sure thing." the chili dog vendor said turning around, a wide grin across his face, he took out a remote control and pushed a button, the table Sonic and Tails had been sitting at began to morph, turning into a giant robot. Reaching out it grabbed the unsuspecting Tails.
"Yikes! Help Sonic!" the cub cried in surprise.
The hot dog vender took his costume off to reveal Scratch.
"Ah-ha ah-ha! We've got you now hedgehog!"
"Eh-heh eh-heh! Yeah!" Grounder laughed as he poped out of the chili dog stand.
Sonic glared at Scratch and Grounder before rolling his eyes, then back at Tails "Hang on 'Lil Bro, I'll save you!"
"Not so fast hedgehog!" Scratch yelled leaping at Sonic with a net, Sonic arched an eyebrow and tapped his foot, then stepped out of the way watching Scratch hit the ground.
"You two amaze me sometimes." Sonic rolled his eyes. A sly grin spread across the hedgehog's features as he suddenly disappeared in a cloud of smoke, reappearing dressed as a police officer standing behind Grounder.
"Hold it right der meestah!"
"Huh?" Grounder blinked turning around to face the hedgehog-in-guise.
"I gots a repert on yous!" Sonic pulled out a notebook flipping through it "Lesee, we gots disturbin' da peace, improper use of machinery, and actin' stupid in a no stupid zone! Ima gonna have ta take yous in!"
In unison the robot's eyes grew as wide as saucers apon hearing this.
"Oh no!" Scratch panicked as he and Grounder both got on their hands and knees.
"Please don't officer! We'll be good next time, honest!" Grounder pleaded kissing Sonic's feet.
"Yes! Please!" Scratch added.
"Well," Sonic paused for a moment that made the two robots shudder "I'll let ye slide dis time, but only on one condistion!"
"That being?" Scratch asked.
"Ima gonna have ta take away yer lisense for using big mean and nasty robots to terrorize people!" Sonic said grabbing a couple pieces of paper from the two and ripping them in half, then walking over to the robot that was holding Tails. He pulled out a wrench and in a blue streak apeared around it. Within a few seconds Sonic speed a good distence away from it watching the robot fall to the ground in pieces, Tails becomming airborn once more as it's grip was released.
"Our robot!" Scratch and Grounder both yelled in unison.
"Sorry boys, had ta do it." Sonic paused once more, a wide grin apon his face "Have a nice day!" peeling off his uniform, the hedgehog winked at the two before grabbing Tails and running off.
Grounder blinked as he slowly registered what had just happened "That was the hedgehog!"
"Ooohh your such an idiot! You let him fool us!!" Scratch yelled, stricking Grounder in the back of the head.
"Ow!! It wasn't my fault! It was yours!"
"No, it was yours!!"
Sonic and Tails had gotten a pretty good distance away from the scene by now. Slowing to a stop Sonic putting Tails down. "Y'know, those two are actually getting better at disquising themselves and being more patient, that almost worries me," Sonic grinned "Almost."
"I guess that answers our question about Robotnik doesn't it?"
"Naw, that was just routine with those two. It has nothing to do with anything Robotnik might be hiding up his sleeves."
"Think we should to go Robotnik's fortress and see if we can find anything out there?"
"Yeah, I do! Even if we don't find anything we could always at least be a thorn in 'ol Buttnik's side. Come on lil bro!" Sonic said speeding off, Tails reved up his tails and followed.
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"Blasted flu." Robotnik muttered to himself running through his fortress to get the the nearest bathroom. When he burst through the door his face wrinkled as to his disgust brown tinted water was splattered all over the floor in a soupy mess.
Robotnik's disgust quickly seered into anger, his face becomming a burning red as steam came out his ears "COCONUTS!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, nearing falling over from the impact of his own yell.
"Coming Dr. Robotnik, sir!" Coconuts called sprinting inside the room, he came to an immidiate halt beside Robotnik letting a shocked gasp escape his throat.
"You despicable dumb-bot, I told you to clean up this mess and fix the toilet!!"
"But-but-but, I did!!" panik was obviously mixing into the shock of the robotic primate's voice.
"It doesn't look like it me!" A dangerous glint was sparked in Robotnik's eyes.
"But... but-but..."
"No excuses!" Robotnik snarled kicking Coconuts, sending him flying face first into the wet floor. "Get it done now before I send you to the trash heap!!" He fumed quickly storming out to get to one of the other bathrooms.
"Patooey! Gross! Ew!" Coconuts spat quickly jumping to his feet brushing his hands over his body. Blinking in total shock he looked around at the mess "What in the world happened? I know I cleaned this up! I KNOW it!!"
Muttering furiously with his lightbulb flashing he walked toward the bathroom closet to fetch his plunger and bucket. While the robot's back was turned he was oblivious to what was happening behind him; the tinted water had begun to glow a faint red as a brown creature's head slowly but curiously poked it's head out of the toilet. Spotting Coconuts two hands formed around the bowl as the creature hoisted itself out and walk toward the robotic primate.
Still mumbling furiously to himself Coconuts' turned around, plunger and bucket in hand, just in time to see the creature walking toward him. His eyes bulged to the width of saucers as a deafening scream escaped his mechanical lungs "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! NO-NO-NO-NO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"
"Coconuts! Shut up so I can use the rest room in peace!" Robotnik yelled from a another area of the fortress.
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All characters and related material are © to DiC and SEGA, except George... he's mine I guess.
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"Hey Sonic, seems odd Robotnik hasn't done anything to try to take over Mobius lately." Tails said as he and Sonic sat at a chili dog stand.
Sonic snaped his fingers standing up "You're right Tails! Bet anything he's up to no good; think we should check it out, if for any reason out of boredom?"
"Yeah!" Tails yelled jumping up from his seat, immidiately becoming air born.
"But first..." Sonic said walking to to the hot dog vender "I want forty chili dogs... To go!"
"What about me?!" Tails screwed up his face, crossing his arms at his hedgehog companion.
"Oops, sorry 'Lil Bro! Make that eighty chili dogs!" Sonic winked as Tails let off a cheer.
"Sure thing." the chili dog vendor said turning around, a wide grin across his face, he took out a remote control and pushed a button, the table Sonic and Tails had been sitting at began to morph, turning into a giant robot. Reaching out it grabbed the unsuspecting Tails.
"Yikes! Help Sonic!" the cub cried in surprise.
The hot dog vender took his costume off to reveal Scratch.
"Ah-ha ah-ha! We've got you now hedgehog!"
"Eh-heh eh-heh! Yeah!" Grounder laughed as he poped out of the chili dog stand.
Sonic glared at Scratch and Grounder before rolling his eyes, then back at Tails "Hang on 'Lil Bro, I'll save you!"
"Not so fast hedgehog!" Scratch yelled leaping at Sonic with a net, Sonic arched an eyebrow and tapped his foot, then stepped out of the way watching Scratch hit the ground.
"You two amaze me sometimes." Sonic rolled his eyes. A sly grin spread across the hedgehog's features as he suddenly disappeared in a cloud of smoke, reappearing dressed as a police officer standing behind Grounder.
"Hold it right der meestah!"
"Huh?" Grounder blinked turning around to face the hedgehog-in-guise.
"I gots a repert on yous!" Sonic pulled out a notebook flipping through it "Lesee, we gots disturbin' da peace, improper use of machinery, and actin' stupid in a no stupid zone! Ima gonna have ta take yous in!"
In unison the robot's eyes grew as wide as saucers apon hearing this.
"Oh no!" Scratch panicked as he and Grounder both got on their hands and knees.
"Please don't officer! We'll be good next time, honest!" Grounder pleaded kissing Sonic's feet.
"Yes! Please!" Scratch added.
"Well," Sonic paused for a moment that made the two robots shudder "I'll let ye slide dis time, but only on one condistion!"
"That being?" Scratch asked.
"Ima gonna have ta take away yer lisense for using big mean and nasty robots to terrorize people!" Sonic said grabbing a couple pieces of paper from the two and ripping them in half, then walking over to the robot that was holding Tails. He pulled out a wrench and in a blue streak apeared around it. Within a few seconds Sonic speed a good distence away from it watching the robot fall to the ground in pieces, Tails becomming airborn once more as it's grip was released.
"Our robot!" Scratch and Grounder both yelled in unison.
"Sorry boys, had ta do it." Sonic paused once more, a wide grin apon his face "Have a nice day!" peeling off his uniform, the hedgehog winked at the two before grabbing Tails and running off.
Grounder blinked as he slowly registered what had just happened "That was the hedgehog!"
"Ooohh your such an idiot! You let him fool us!!" Scratch yelled, stricking Grounder in the back of the head.
"Ow!! It wasn't my fault! It was yours!"
"No, it was yours!!"
Sonic and Tails had gotten a pretty good distance away from the scene by now. Slowing to a stop Sonic putting Tails down. "Y'know, those two are actually getting better at disquising themselves and being more patient, that almost worries me," Sonic grinned "Almost."
"I guess that answers our question about Robotnik doesn't it?"
"Naw, that was just routine with those two. It has nothing to do with anything Robotnik might be hiding up his sleeves."
"Think we should to go Robotnik's fortress and see if we can find anything out there?"
"Yeah, I do! Even if we don't find anything we could always at least be a thorn in 'ol Buttnik's side. Come on lil bro!" Sonic said speeding off, Tails reved up his tails and followed.
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"Blasted flu." Robotnik muttered to himself running through his fortress to get the the nearest bathroom. When he burst through the door his face wrinkled as to his disgust brown tinted water was splattered all over the floor in a soupy mess.
Robotnik's disgust quickly seered into anger, his face becomming a burning red as steam came out his ears "COCONUTS!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, nearing falling over from the impact of his own yell.
"Coming Dr. Robotnik, sir!" Coconuts called sprinting inside the room, he came to an immidiate halt beside Robotnik letting a shocked gasp escape his throat.
"You despicable dumb-bot, I told you to clean up this mess and fix the toilet!!"
"But-but-but, I did!!" panik was obviously mixing into the shock of the robotic primate's voice.
"It doesn't look like it me!" A dangerous glint was sparked in Robotnik's eyes.
"But... but-but..."
"No excuses!" Robotnik snarled kicking Coconuts, sending him flying face first into the wet floor. "Get it done now before I send you to the trash heap!!" He fumed quickly storming out to get to one of the other bathrooms.
"Patooey! Gross! Ew!" Coconuts spat quickly jumping to his feet brushing his hands over his body. Blinking in total shock he looked around at the mess "What in the world happened? I know I cleaned this up! I KNOW it!!"
Muttering furiously with his lightbulb flashing he walked toward the bathroom closet to fetch his plunger and bucket. While the robot's back was turned he was oblivious to what was happening behind him; the tinted water had begun to glow a faint red as a brown creature's head slowly but curiously poked it's head out of the toilet. Spotting Coconuts two hands formed around the bowl as the creature hoisted itself out and walk toward the robotic primate.
Still mumbling furiously to himself Coconuts' turned around, plunger and bucket in hand, just in time to see the creature walking toward him. His eyes bulged to the width of saucers as a deafening scream escaped his mechanical lungs "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! NO-NO-NO-NO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"
"Coconuts! Shut up so I can use the rest room in peace!" Robotnik yelled from a another area of the fortress.
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