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"Hey Sonic, we're here. So now what do we do?" Tails asked untwisting his tails from flight landing beside his hedgehog companion. The two were standing beside Robotnik's fortress.
Turning his head to cub Sonic opened his mouth to answer, in doing so he was interrupted by a high pitched scream. The duo both jumped back in shock looking up toward the fortress as Coconuts crashed through a window and went flying screaming at the top of his lungs, landing where the two had been only seconds ago.
"Coconuts?!" Sonic asked in bewilderment, his eyes wide.
Coconuts whimpered curling into a fetal position trembling violently "Th-th-that thing.. the horror... the horror..."
"What are you talking about?" Sonic asked scratching the back of his head.
"Eewww, what's the smell?" Tails asked puffing up his cheeks and grabbing his nose, his face turning green.
Coconuts blinked several times registering the two voices. He looked at Tails, then towards Sonic, then immidiently jumped up grabbing the hedgehog by the shoulders shaking him violently "You-you-you.. YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!!!!!"
"Whoa, whoa, calm down!" Sonic shoved the robot back "Now... Excuse me?" he arched an eyebrow.
"B-b-big mean monster thing! In the bathroom!!"
A confused look spread across Sonic's feature, quickly being replaced by a smart-alec grin "Lemme guess, Robotnik had the runs?"
"WORSE THEN THAT!! BIG MEAN MONSTER!! CAME OUT OF TOILET!!!" Coconuts flailed his arms hopping up and down.
"A monster came out of the toilet...?"
Coconuts nodded, a look of genuine terror on his face.
Sonic and Tails looked at each other confused for a moment, grinned, then fell to the ground holding their guts with laughter.
"Yu, you-you-you don't believe me do you?!" Coconuts squeaked.
Sonic stood back up whiping a few tears from his eyes "I think Robotnik's had you on janitor duty way too long."
"It's, it's true!!" Coconuts raved, then another thought crossed his mind with a gasp "I GOTTA WARN ROBOTNIK!! Maybe then he'll make me his favorite because I saved his life!!" Coconuts yelled as he jumped up and ran.
Sonic and Tails stood there for a few moments watching the robotic primate run off before turning their heads to face each other.
"Ok, THAT was weird." Sonic scratched his head.
"He didn't even try to attack us!" Tails shrugged.
"Well, something spooked him. Although, having to clean 'Buttnik's toilets all day, I wouldn't blame 'ol Banana-Brain for cracking."
* * * * * * * *
Robotnik was obviously in a fowl mood as he paced back and forth inside his fortress "All this time and I haven't thought of anything decent enough to rid myself of that hedgehog and his mutated fox friend and take over the world." he mused to himself "And, worse yet the toilet keeps overflowing! What's an evil dictator to do? The help around here stinks!"
As the dictator paced, unknown to him the same creature that had attacked Coconuts was now slowly sneaking up behind him.
"Speaking of stinking, it smells like Coconuts still hasn't done a decent job on the bathroom!" He fumed turning around to see the monster, his eyes shot open screaming "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH HELP!!!!"
At this, Scratch and Grounder immediately ran in.
"Yes, your Round--whoo-hoo-hoo! What that smell?!" Scratch gasped jerking his head violently as he slapped his hand over his nose.
"I think it's coming from that big ugly brown blob that's attacking Dr. Robotnik." Grounder answered simply, completely naive to what he had just said.
"STOP STANDING THERE LIKE THE IDIOTS YOU ARE AND SAVE ME!!" Robotnik bellowed, his face flushing with anger.
"Huh? Oh, right!" Grounder turned his cone-arms into real hands and attempted to grab the monster, his hands sinking right into it's murky skin "Eeewwwww, what is that thing anyway?" he whined pulling his hands out shaking them repeatedly.
"You dolt, you won't catch it that way!" Scratch smacked his brother.
"Yeah, well let's see you come up with something better!" Grounder shot back shoving shoving Scratch with his still real hands.
"Stop! Get away from me!" Robotnik yelled sinking down along the wall he was backed up against.
The monster stopped a few feet away and looked curiously at Robotnik, blinking a few times it cocked it's head "Mama?"
Robotnik let his guard slightly down as confusion spread across his features apon hearing this, but obviously still cowering slightly "Mama? Me?"
A childlike giggle escaped the monster's throat as it hopped in place a couple of times "MAMA!!" it yelled running up to Robotnik embracing him tightly in a hug.
"Whoa, lookit that! That thing thinks Robotnik's it's mommy!" Scratch stated the obvious.
Robotnik's eyes buldged, his face turned green as he tried to hold his breath "Ok, ok, put me down!"
The monster groaned but obeyed "Ok, I'm sorry Mama."
Taking a moment to recover from the monster's outburst, Robotnik thought for a second while wipping sludge off himself "This thing thinks I'm it's mother..." He paused grinning "And with it's smell he could come in useful..."
"You want us to nab it Dr. Robotnik?" Scratch offered.
"No no, leave it be. I have a plan."
"Oooo, Dr. Robotnik has a plan!" Grounder sang while hopping and flailing his arms.
"What is that thing anyway? It looks, and smells, like a walking pile of poop!" Scratch inquired.
Before Scratch's question could be answered with a sudden burst the doors swung open and in a paniked outburst Coconuts ran in screaming; "DR ROBOTNIK! DR ROBOTNIK! WATCH OUT!! THERE'S A BIG SCARY MONSTER THAT CAME OUT OF THE TOILET IN THE FORTRESS!!!" stopping he realized the monster standing next to the dictator, rolling his eyes into the back of his head he fell to the floor in a dead faint.
"Get up you walking pile of rust!" Robotnik growled kicked Coconuts, with a jolt the robotic primate jumped up and stood straight as a board at attention.
"Where were you when that thing tried to attack me?!" Robotnik bellowed.
"I-you-but-but-" Coconuts fumbled for words.
"Oh never mind!" Robotnik scowled, then looked toward the monster whom was innocently observing a bug on the floor "Ok, what am I gonna call you..."
"How about George, sir?" Scratch offered.
"Geroge? What a ridiculous name!"
"GEORGIE GEORGIE! ME LIKE!!" the monster chanted bolting up from the floor bouncing around.
Robotnik arched an eyebrow "Ok; then... George it is I suppose..."
Coconuts suddenly went wide eyed as earlier events dawned on him "Dr. Robotnik, sir, the hedgehog's here!!"
"WHAT?! And you didn't try to stop them?!" Robotnik's face turned a bright red.
Coconuts furrowed his brow and sighed; turning around waiting to get booted.
Robotnik indoubtly did so "I'm demoting you to janitor duty!"
"But--!"
"Don't argue with me!" Robotnik fumed shoving a mop and bucket in the primate's hand, then turned his head toward the newly named George "Oh well, now's the perfect time to test out my new 'son'.. BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Ah-ha ah-ha!"
"Eh-heh eh-heh!"
"Oh brother."
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Dude, you don't HAVE to tell me I'm insane. I already know ^___^
All characters and related material are © to DiC and SEGA, except George... he's mine I guess.
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"Hey Sonic, we're here. So now what do we do?" Tails asked untwisting his tails from flight landing beside his hedgehog companion. The two were standing beside Robotnik's fortress.
Turning his head to cub Sonic opened his mouth to answer, in doing so he was interrupted by a high pitched scream. The duo both jumped back in shock looking up toward the fortress as Coconuts crashed through a window and went flying screaming at the top of his lungs, landing where the two had been only seconds ago.
"Coconuts?!" Sonic asked in bewilderment, his eyes wide.
Coconuts whimpered curling into a fetal position trembling violently "Th-th-that thing.. the horror... the horror..."
"What are you talking about?" Sonic asked scratching the back of his head.
"Eewww, what's the smell?" Tails asked puffing up his cheeks and grabbing his nose, his face turning green.
Coconuts blinked several times registering the two voices. He looked at Tails, then towards Sonic, then immidiently jumped up grabbing the hedgehog by the shoulders shaking him violently "You-you-you.. YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!!!!!"
"Whoa, whoa, calm down!" Sonic shoved the robot back "Now... Excuse me?" he arched an eyebrow.
"B-b-big mean monster thing! In the bathroom!!"
A confused look spread across Sonic's feature, quickly being replaced by a smart-alec grin "Lemme guess, Robotnik had the runs?"
"WORSE THEN THAT!! BIG MEAN MONSTER!! CAME OUT OF TOILET!!!" Coconuts flailed his arms hopping up and down.
"A monster came out of the toilet...?"
Coconuts nodded, a look of genuine terror on his face.
Sonic and Tails looked at each other confused for a moment, grinned, then fell to the ground holding their guts with laughter.
"Yu, you-you-you don't believe me do you?!" Coconuts squeaked.
Sonic stood back up whiping a few tears from his eyes "I think Robotnik's had you on janitor duty way too long."
"It's, it's true!!" Coconuts raved, then another thought crossed his mind with a gasp "I GOTTA WARN ROBOTNIK!! Maybe then he'll make me his favorite because I saved his life!!" Coconuts yelled as he jumped up and ran.
Sonic and Tails stood there for a few moments watching the robotic primate run off before turning their heads to face each other.
"Ok, THAT was weird." Sonic scratched his head.
"He didn't even try to attack us!" Tails shrugged.
"Well, something spooked him. Although, having to clean 'Buttnik's toilets all day, I wouldn't blame 'ol Banana-Brain for cracking."
* * * * * * * *
Robotnik was obviously in a fowl mood as he paced back and forth inside his fortress "All this time and I haven't thought of anything decent enough to rid myself of that hedgehog and his mutated fox friend and take over the world." he mused to himself "And, worse yet the toilet keeps overflowing! What's an evil dictator to do? The help around here stinks!"
As the dictator paced, unknown to him the same creature that had attacked Coconuts was now slowly sneaking up behind him.
"Speaking of stinking, it smells like Coconuts still hasn't done a decent job on the bathroom!" He fumed turning around to see the monster, his eyes shot open screaming "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH HELP!!!!"
At this, Scratch and Grounder immediately ran in.
"Yes, your Round--whoo-hoo-hoo! What that smell?!" Scratch gasped jerking his head violently as he slapped his hand over his nose.
"I think it's coming from that big ugly brown blob that's attacking Dr. Robotnik." Grounder answered simply, completely naive to what he had just said.
"STOP STANDING THERE LIKE THE IDIOTS YOU ARE AND SAVE ME!!" Robotnik bellowed, his face flushing with anger.
"Huh? Oh, right!" Grounder turned his cone-arms into real hands and attempted to grab the monster, his hands sinking right into it's murky skin "Eeewwwww, what is that thing anyway?" he whined pulling his hands out shaking them repeatedly.
"You dolt, you won't catch it that way!" Scratch smacked his brother.
"Yeah, well let's see you come up with something better!" Grounder shot back shoving shoving Scratch with his still real hands.
"Stop! Get away from me!" Robotnik yelled sinking down along the wall he was backed up against.
The monster stopped a few feet away and looked curiously at Robotnik, blinking a few times it cocked it's head "Mama?"
Robotnik let his guard slightly down as confusion spread across his features apon hearing this, but obviously still cowering slightly "Mama? Me?"
A childlike giggle escaped the monster's throat as it hopped in place a couple of times "MAMA!!" it yelled running up to Robotnik embracing him tightly in a hug.
"Whoa, lookit that! That thing thinks Robotnik's it's mommy!" Scratch stated the obvious.
Robotnik's eyes buldged, his face turned green as he tried to hold his breath "Ok, ok, put me down!"
The monster groaned but obeyed "Ok, I'm sorry Mama."
Taking a moment to recover from the monster's outburst, Robotnik thought for a second while wipping sludge off himself "This thing thinks I'm it's mother..." He paused grinning "And with it's smell he could come in useful..."
"You want us to nab it Dr. Robotnik?" Scratch offered.
"No no, leave it be. I have a plan."
"Oooo, Dr. Robotnik has a plan!" Grounder sang while hopping and flailing his arms.
"What is that thing anyway? It looks, and smells, like a walking pile of poop!" Scratch inquired.
Before Scratch's question could be answered with a sudden burst the doors swung open and in a paniked outburst Coconuts ran in screaming; "DR ROBOTNIK! DR ROBOTNIK! WATCH OUT!! THERE'S A BIG SCARY MONSTER THAT CAME OUT OF THE TOILET IN THE FORTRESS!!!" stopping he realized the monster standing next to the dictator, rolling his eyes into the back of his head he fell to the floor in a dead faint.
"Get up you walking pile of rust!" Robotnik growled kicked Coconuts, with a jolt the robotic primate jumped up and stood straight as a board at attention.
"Where were you when that thing tried to attack me?!" Robotnik bellowed.
"I-you-but-but-" Coconuts fumbled for words.
"Oh never mind!" Robotnik scowled, then looked toward the monster whom was innocently observing a bug on the floor "Ok, what am I gonna call you..."
"How about George, sir?" Scratch offered.
"Geroge? What a ridiculous name!"
"GEORGIE GEORGIE! ME LIKE!!" the monster chanted bolting up from the floor bouncing around.
Robotnik arched an eyebrow "Ok; then... George it is I suppose..."
Coconuts suddenly went wide eyed as earlier events dawned on him "Dr. Robotnik, sir, the hedgehog's here!!"
"WHAT?! And you didn't try to stop them?!" Robotnik's face turned a bright red.
Coconuts furrowed his brow and sighed; turning around waiting to get booted.
Robotnik indoubtly did so "I'm demoting you to janitor duty!"
"But--!"
"Don't argue with me!" Robotnik fumed shoving a mop and bucket in the primate's hand, then turned his head toward the newly named George "Oh well, now's the perfect time to test out my new 'son'.. BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Ah-ha ah-ha!"
"Eh-heh eh-heh!"
"Oh brother."
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Dude, you don't HAVE to tell me I'm insane. I already know ^___^