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All characters and related material are © to DiC and SEGA, except George... he's mine I guess.
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"Alright Sonic, we're here! But why're we coming in through the roof?"
"So we still have the element of surprise, I imagin Coconerd has told 'Buttnik by now." Sonic answered simply with a shrug, as Tails flew in low to set him down.
"But Sonic, we've never--"
Tails never finished his sentence, no sooner had Sonic's feet touched ground, ahead from where the two stood a huge, brown puddle of goo began to seep through the ceiling's tiles. Forming into one collective puddle, it began to defy gravity as it raised into the air; taking a human-like form. It's body oozing and dripping into a sloppy mess below it.
"Oh, crap!!" Sonic yelled falling backwards with wide eyes "What is that thing?!"
A rumbling laughter echoed through the air, as it's owner made himself known "You couldn't be closer to the truth, Hedgehog!" Robotnik grinned maliciously, stepping out from behind a large air conditioner.
"Ah-ha ah-ha! We're finally gonna get the hedgehog!!" Scratch sang as he stepped out from behind Robotnik.
"Eh-heh eh-heh, yeah!" Grounder laughed as he stepped out from behind the other side.
"What... IS that thing?!" Sonic stammered gawking at the monster.
Robotnik chuckled as his grin widened "Meet my new son... George!"
"Your son? ...George?! What the?!" Sonic blinked hopping back to his feet.
"Yes. I gave birth to a little brown boy in the bathroom." Robotnik chuckled giving a wry grin.
Sonic arched an eyebrow "Ok, that's just sick. And that thing is ANYTHING but little!"
"Whatever. George, get that hedgehog and fox for mommy!"
George nodded, beginning to break into a run toward Sonic and Tails "Ok, mommy!"
"Ugh, get away from me! Sonic zipped out of the way, George smacked into ground once his target disappeared, letting off a growl as he sank into the ground disappearing.
"Huh? Where'd he go?!" Sonic blinked, craning his head in all directions in an effort to find the monster. George began to rise p in the one direction Sonic hadn't looked--Directly behind him.
"Sonic, look out!!" Tails yelled pointing behind his hedgehog companion.
"Huh?!" Sonic choked spinning around.
Before the hedgehog had time to react, two sloppy arms wrapped around him.
"Ugh, this thing WREAKS!! Lemme go!" Sonic struggled. After a second or two he finally went into a triple spin, in an effort to free himself. All he managed to do was cover himself in George, however.
"Let go of him!!" Tails yelled kicking George, his foot sinking into him. "Eeeewwwww-ew-ew!!" He screamed pulling it out.
As the cub shook his leg violently, Scratch made a an attempt to grab him. The cub was too fast for him however, Tails flew out of the way causing Scratch to land hard on his face. He watched as George carried Sonic off, Robotnik following.
Tails climbed several feet higher into the air, untill he was sure none of the dumb-bots couldn't reach him. Looking down, he survayed the scene with wide eyes.
"This is serious. I gotta find help! I gotta find Professer Von'Shlemmer!" he stammered, turning he gave a short nod to himself as he flew off.
* * * * * * * *
"We've got Sonic! We've got Sonic!!" Scratch and Grounder sang, dancing in a circles they held hands with each other.
As the two rejoiced, Robotnik kicked back in an easy chair, placing a cigar in his mouth "Ah yes, with Sonic out of the way there's nothing stoping me from taking over the world!" He grinned as he thought of himself wearing a king's robe and crown; twirling the planet on his finger like a basketball. "And to think, it's all because of... What IS that thing anyway? Not to mention where did it come from?"
"Eh, heh.." Coconuts twiddled his thumbs nervously.
Robotnik glanced at Coconuts "And I suppose you had something to do with this?"
"Me? No-no-no! Honest Dr. Robotnik, sir!"
"Really? Then I suppose this reward I have is going to go to waste."
Coconut's face became blank, his eyes became as wide as saucers "I made it Dr. Robotnik, sir! Me-me-me!"
"Really? Then what is it and where did it come from?!"
Coconuts figited nervously "Umm, out of the toilet, sir."
"The toilet?! Ah-ha ah-ha! He's flipped!" Scratch cackled.
"Well, that would explain it's smell." Grounder said, Scratch promptly kicked him.
"Heh heh..." Coconuts fidgeted.
"Well, I don't care where it came from, it got Sonic and that's all I care about!"
"Umm... sir...." Coconuts stammered.
"WHAT?!"
"Eep.. Um, what about Tails? We didn't get him..."
"Oh, who cares about him! What harm is he gonna be without Sonic?"
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have reached a new low. *takes a bow*
All characters and related material are © to DiC and SEGA, except George... he's mine I guess.
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"Alright Sonic, we're here! But why're we coming in through the roof?"
"So we still have the element of surprise, I imagin Coconerd has told 'Buttnik by now." Sonic answered simply with a shrug, as Tails flew in low to set him down.
"But Sonic, we've never--"
Tails never finished his sentence, no sooner had Sonic's feet touched ground, ahead from where the two stood a huge, brown puddle of goo began to seep through the ceiling's tiles. Forming into one collective puddle, it began to defy gravity as it raised into the air; taking a human-like form. It's body oozing and dripping into a sloppy mess below it.
"Oh, crap!!" Sonic yelled falling backwards with wide eyes "What is that thing?!"
A rumbling laughter echoed through the air, as it's owner made himself known "You couldn't be closer to the truth, Hedgehog!" Robotnik grinned maliciously, stepping out from behind a large air conditioner.
"Ah-ha ah-ha! We're finally gonna get the hedgehog!!" Scratch sang as he stepped out from behind Robotnik.
"Eh-heh eh-heh, yeah!" Grounder laughed as he stepped out from behind the other side.
"What... IS that thing?!" Sonic stammered gawking at the monster.
Robotnik chuckled as his grin widened "Meet my new son... George!"
"Your son? ...George?! What the?!" Sonic blinked hopping back to his feet.
"Yes. I gave birth to a little brown boy in the bathroom." Robotnik chuckled giving a wry grin.
Sonic arched an eyebrow "Ok, that's just sick. And that thing is ANYTHING but little!"
"Whatever. George, get that hedgehog and fox for mommy!"
George nodded, beginning to break into a run toward Sonic and Tails "Ok, mommy!"
"Ugh, get away from me! Sonic zipped out of the way, George smacked into ground once his target disappeared, letting off a growl as he sank into the ground disappearing.
"Huh? Where'd he go?!" Sonic blinked, craning his head in all directions in an effort to find the monster. George began to rise p in the one direction Sonic hadn't looked--Directly behind him.
"Sonic, look out!!" Tails yelled pointing behind his hedgehog companion.
"Huh?!" Sonic choked spinning around.
Before the hedgehog had time to react, two sloppy arms wrapped around him.
"Ugh, this thing WREAKS!! Lemme go!" Sonic struggled. After a second or two he finally went into a triple spin, in an effort to free himself. All he managed to do was cover himself in George, however.
"Let go of him!!" Tails yelled kicking George, his foot sinking into him. "Eeeewwwww-ew-ew!!" He screamed pulling it out.
As the cub shook his leg violently, Scratch made a an attempt to grab him. The cub was too fast for him however, Tails flew out of the way causing Scratch to land hard on his face. He watched as George carried Sonic off, Robotnik following.
Tails climbed several feet higher into the air, untill he was sure none of the dumb-bots couldn't reach him. Looking down, he survayed the scene with wide eyes.
"This is serious. I gotta find help! I gotta find Professer Von'Shlemmer!" he stammered, turning he gave a short nod to himself as he flew off.
* * * * * * * *
"We've got Sonic! We've got Sonic!!" Scratch and Grounder sang, dancing in a circles they held hands with each other.
As the two rejoiced, Robotnik kicked back in an easy chair, placing a cigar in his mouth "Ah yes, with Sonic out of the way there's nothing stoping me from taking over the world!" He grinned as he thought of himself wearing a king's robe and crown; twirling the planet on his finger like a basketball. "And to think, it's all because of... What IS that thing anyway? Not to mention where did it come from?"
"Eh, heh.." Coconuts twiddled his thumbs nervously.
Robotnik glanced at Coconuts "And I suppose you had something to do with this?"
"Me? No-no-no! Honest Dr. Robotnik, sir!"
"Really? Then I suppose this reward I have is going to go to waste."
Coconut's face became blank, his eyes became as wide as saucers "I made it Dr. Robotnik, sir! Me-me-me!"
"Really? Then what is it and where did it come from?!"
Coconuts figited nervously "Umm, out of the toilet, sir."
"The toilet?! Ah-ha ah-ha! He's flipped!" Scratch cackled.
"Well, that would explain it's smell." Grounder said, Scratch promptly kicked him.
"Heh heh..." Coconuts fidgeted.
"Well, I don't care where it came from, it got Sonic and that's all I care about!"
"Umm... sir...." Coconuts stammered.
"WHAT?!"
"Eep.. Um, what about Tails? We didn't get him..."
"Oh, who cares about him! What harm is he gonna be without Sonic?"
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have reached a new low. *takes a bow*