Wow…I got another review (though it really isn't that much…what am I happy about?) cough …uh…sorry about the long wait? Yeah-There was this asshole who kept flaming me…I wanted to smash their head in :P But, it's all well now So next chapter:

Chapter 3……………Megumi's Lessons: …pony-rides are fun?

"Ummm…w-we weren't doing anything! Uh…not anything serious anyway!" Tsubame stuttered as a brief explanation.

Megumi looked over at them disapprovingly and strode over to them. She glared at Yahiko and suddenly smacked him upside the head.

"Ow! What the shit was that for, dammit!"

"For taking advantage of Tsubame -chan!"

"I get smacked by Kaoru-busu enough! I've probably lost 12 years of life because I've been getting smacked around so much!"

"Idiot! Then don't take advantage of Tsubame!"

"What! You've known me for eight years! I wouldn't do that!"

"Then what were you just doing! Huh? That poor, innocent girl!"

Tsubame cleared her throat and Megumi and Yahiko looked at her. She continued blushing and said, "Megumi-san, Yahiko-kun wasn't taking advantage…trust me…He wouldn't do that to me."

Yahiko smiled proudly at her and glared back at Megumi with an 'I-told-you-so-byatch' look on his face. Megumi STILL wasn't pleased.

"Tsubame -chan, I'm just trying to make sure you don't make the same mistake I made!" Megumi cried, pointing at Sanosuke, and then at her stomach. Sanosuke didn't look very happy.

Kenji casually strolled into the room. "Tsubame -mommy?" He yanked at the bottom of her kimono and said, "I don't feel sleepy anymore…"

Tsubame bent over to pick him up and said, "Okay, then, Kenji…we'll do something fun!"

Megumi walked towards her and suddenly took Kenji out of her hands and handed him to Sanosuke, who looked shocked at having a child get suddenly dumped into his hands.

Megumi cleared her throat and started giving orders.

"Sano! Take Kenji into town and keep him busy for…the rest of the afternoon…" She stared back at Tsubame and Yahiko, who were suddenly feeling nervous. "Us three need to have…the talk."

Oh, how proud William Shakespeare would have been to see how dramatically Yahiko acted.

"WHAT? WE ALREADY KNOW THAT SHIT! IT'S NOTHING WE DIDN'T KNOW AT THE AGE OF 8! WE BARELY EVEN DID ANYTHING!"

Megumi slapped Yahiko's head with a large scroll that had appeared out of nowhere and glared at him. She then glared at Sanosuke, who got the message and ran out of the dojo, with Kenji in his arms. She glared back at the young couple in front of her, cleared her throat, and started her cough, lesson.

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After several painful hours of with Tsubame's constant blushing, Yahiko's constant trauma-attacks/tantrums, along with his several stupid and annoying questions, and Megumi's few lectures, Megumi felt that it was taking her every ounce of self-control she had to keep herself from beating the two kids in hopes of knocking some freaking SENSE into them.

Megumi finished up her current lecture.

"…And that's what happens where a boy is 'on heat', as you kids call it…now…I already mentioned STDs and you've got to be ESPECIALLY careful when you decide to…ahem, do it."

"Okay…let's see…yes, Yahiko?" Megumi asked, noticing Yahiko's hand waving in the air.

"Why do you keep calling sex 'doing it'? I mean…you ARE the teacher, right? Shouldn't you be used to saying 'sex' by now?"

Megumi twitched angrily. "That's not a word you should so easily use, Yahiko-kun."

"What, 'sex'?"

"YES."

"Why?"

"Because it's EXPLICIT material, dammit!"

Yahiko didn't stop there. He asked innocently, "And what's wrong with saying 'sex'?"

Megumi's eye was probably about to break the world record for amount of twitching.

"Sex, sex, sexxity-sex-sex."

Tsubame couldn't help it. She burst into a fit of giggles and Yahiko looked pleased that he could make her laugh. Megumi, however, was not pleased.

"YAHIKO!"

"WHAT!"

Megumi looked down and growled angrily. She looked back up at Yahiko and, regaining her patience, said, "Okay…we shall call it… 'explicit intercourse'."

"Isn't it easier to just say 'sex'?"

"YAHIKO!"

Megumi sighed angrily. This was going to be a loooooong afternoon…

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Meanwhile, Sanosuke and Kenji were outside a small game center. Kenji spotted a pony-ride.

"Can Kenji go on pony-ride?" He asked naively.

Sanosuke took at some coins and placed Kenji on the pony-ride. "Sure."

Kenji started to rock back and forth on the pony-ride.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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Six hours, a pleased (or slightly psychotic) mentor, and two traumatized teens later, Megumi was DONE. And she was satisfied at the fact that Yahiko and Tsubame were both blushing insanely and sitting several feet away from each other.

"Ahem…have you two learned your lesson?" Megumi asked evilly.

Yahiko glared at her and spat, "NO."

Sanosuke suddenly walked in and said, "Yo." He took his seat next to his wife and, noticing Tsubame and Yahiko's blushing faces, asked, "So did you two enjoy your…lesson?"

Tsubame looked at him.

"Um…Sanosuke-san? Where's Kenji?"

Everyone in the room held their breath…except for Sanosuke, whose eyes had gone VERY wide.

"HOLY SHIT I LEFT THE KID ON THE PONY-RIDE!"

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We see Kenji…continuing to rock back and forth on his little pony-ride.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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Wow………I feel special XDDD I'd like to thank my beloved partner in crime, REN, for the pony-ride idea XDDD Now I must go and start editing up the next chapter…and I need to find a pony-ride The next chapter…The troubles of Kenshin and Kaoru!