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All characters and related material are © to DiC and SEGA, except George... he's mine I guess.
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"Professer Von'Shlemmer!" Tails called, flying into the prodesser's lab. He looked around; finding the lab empty.
"Are you here?"
"Tails! Over vere!" A thick accented voice called out.
"Professer?"
Tails followed the direction the professer's voice came from. He stopped short, allowing a shocked gasp to escape his throat; Before him, an enormous machine the professer was standing in front.
"Wow! What's that?!" Tails stammered as he ran to the professer's side, pointing to the machine.
"Oh vat? Vat's just my laundrey machine."
"Laundrey machine?! But it's huge!"
"Vwell lookit ze huge stack of laundrey I have vere!" The professer said tossing a huge sack into the machine. The machine seemed to run properly for a moment, then gurgled; pulling one of it's pipes out of the wall and covered it's mouth coughing and sputtering before spitting the laundrey back into the professer's face.
The professer blinked "Vwell, vat was quite unectpected! I'll have to check this ving out."
"Ahem, professer." Tails tugged on the professer's lab coat.
"Oh! Eh-hee-hee-hee! I almost forgot about you!" the professer scratched the back of his head "Vwhat brings you were? And vwhere's Sonique?"
"That's what I came to tell you! Robotnik and the dumb-bots got him!"
"Vweally? Vwell, I hope he's having fun!"
"Professer! He needs help, we need to rescue him!"
"Vweally? I vought you said he was having fun!"
"Now your putting words in my mouth!"
"I am?"
"Professer!" Tails sighed "Some big icky stinky monster working for Robotnik captured Sonic. I need help to rescue him!"
"Icky shtciky monshter? Is ve a gigantic yummy marshvellow?"
"NO! I said stinky, not sticky! Like, um, sewer smell!"
"Oh! Vwhat was Sonique doing playing in ze sewer?"
Tails sighed, slapping his head "Professer, do you have anything I could use to capture a potty monster?"
"Potty monshter? Vwell, you are in luck! I happened to have created an invention for just zat perpose last vweek!"
"You did?" Tails said flately, his face melting into a blank stare.
The professer nodded "Yes, you never know what one of those icky monshters will come out of ze toilet!"
Tails only continued his blank stare.
"Come! Zis way!" the professer commanded, taking the still gawking cub by the arm. Leading him toward a massive door in his lab, he punched a security code into a small keypad. The door slowly began to open, creaking in opposition of it's actions "Lookie vis!"
As soon as the door was fully raised, that blank look once more donned the cub's face as his eyes fell apon the machine "A giant toilet."
"Ves! Vis ze Master Septic Tank! Shust get ze monshter in ze seat von flush! Eet vwill become entrapped in ze septic tank and vwill not be able to escape!"
Tails mearly continued his blank stare, arching an eyebrow for a second; then shook his head rolling his eyes "As long as it works, I don't care. Come on, we've got to get the potty monster in there!"
* * * * * * * *
Sonic paced back and forth in his jail cell. The cell was made of thick walls of steel and was extremely small, hardly enough room to get some sort of decent speed going. There were also no windows and the door was a solid slab of steel. Sonic had tried several times to spin his way out, but to no avail. He ended up hurting himself worse then the walls.
"Man, Robotnik's done his homework with this thing." he mused tapping his index finger's knuckle on one of the walls. He sighed to himself sitting down on a small bench that had been placed in the room.
"I've gotta get out of here. I wonder what Tails is doing."
Sonic's thoughts were suddenly broken as he stood up when he heard footsteps not far outside his cell, along with familar laughter.
"Heh heh! We got Sonic!" Grounder's low and dopey toned voice rang from the outside.
"Yeah! Ah-ha ah-ha!" came Scratch's harsh-toned reply.
A mischievous smile spread across Sonic's face as he folded his arms leaning against the steel door. He exhaled a loud, scabrous sigh raising his voice "No you didn't."
Scratch and Grounder's chatter paused for a moment.
"What do you mean we didn't?"
Sonic's smile widened into a cheser cat grin, his bait had a nibble "Just what I said. That big stink blob caught me, not you guys. And you know what? Since he actually did something you guys haven't managed to do, Robotnik'll probably make that guy the leader of the SSSSS Squad."
Another pause--followed by a sudden crash of metal outside. A low chuckle erupted from the hedgehog's chest. Those two had always been easy to scam, and it seemed as thought this would be no exception.
"Oh no! If that happenes that means that big blob'll become Robotnik's favorite!!" Grounder's paniked voice yelled suddenly breaking the silence.
Scratch slapped him in the back of the head "Don't listen to him!! He's just trying to fool us so we'll let him out of the cage!
"Oh my, you guys found me out. My plan failed. Now what am I gonna do?" Sonic said scarcastically.
"Scratch, what if he's not making this up? I mean, George did capture him!"
Hooked. Now to reel them in.
Scratch blinked "No! Don't believe him! If we let him out we're--"
The two were interrupted by the ring of a telephone. Grounder opened the small door on his stomach pulling his build-in phone out.
"Yes Dr. Robotnik?"
A mouth suddely poped through the earpiece of the phone, Robotnik's voice boomed as spit flew all over the two "What are you dumb-bots doing?! Get back up here NOW!"
"Eep, right away your Evil-ness!" Scratch said kicking Grounder in the behind. The sounds of mechanical feet and conveyerbelts clanking against the steel floor could be heard fading over a period of a few seconds as the two left.
"Rats!" Sonic snapped his fingers twisting his neck to it's motion. "I almost had those two!" the hedgehog grumbled sliding back down on his cell's bench.
"I'm stumped as to how to get out of here. I guess it's up to you Lil' bro."
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*chuckle* I'm not sure what's more disturbing; the fact I'm writing this in the first place, or the fact you've made it this far ;D
All characters and related material are © to DiC and SEGA, except George... he's mine I guess.
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"Professer Von'Shlemmer!" Tails called, flying into the prodesser's lab. He looked around; finding the lab empty.
"Are you here?"
"Tails! Over vere!" A thick accented voice called out.
"Professer?"
Tails followed the direction the professer's voice came from. He stopped short, allowing a shocked gasp to escape his throat; Before him, an enormous machine the professer was standing in front.
"Wow! What's that?!" Tails stammered as he ran to the professer's side, pointing to the machine.
"Oh vat? Vat's just my laundrey machine."
"Laundrey machine?! But it's huge!"
"Vwell lookit ze huge stack of laundrey I have vere!" The professer said tossing a huge sack into the machine. The machine seemed to run properly for a moment, then gurgled; pulling one of it's pipes out of the wall and covered it's mouth coughing and sputtering before spitting the laundrey back into the professer's face.
The professer blinked "Vwell, vat was quite unectpected! I'll have to check this ving out."
"Ahem, professer." Tails tugged on the professer's lab coat.
"Oh! Eh-hee-hee-hee! I almost forgot about you!" the professer scratched the back of his head "Vwhat brings you were? And vwhere's Sonique?"
"That's what I came to tell you! Robotnik and the dumb-bots got him!"
"Vweally? Vwell, I hope he's having fun!"
"Professer! He needs help, we need to rescue him!"
"Vweally? I vought you said he was having fun!"
"Now your putting words in my mouth!"
"I am?"
"Professer!" Tails sighed "Some big icky stinky monster working for Robotnik captured Sonic. I need help to rescue him!"
"Icky shtciky monshter? Is ve a gigantic yummy marshvellow?"
"NO! I said stinky, not sticky! Like, um, sewer smell!"
"Oh! Vwhat was Sonique doing playing in ze sewer?"
Tails sighed, slapping his head "Professer, do you have anything I could use to capture a potty monster?"
"Potty monshter? Vwell, you are in luck! I happened to have created an invention for just zat perpose last vweek!"
"You did?" Tails said flately, his face melting into a blank stare.
The professer nodded "Yes, you never know what one of those icky monshters will come out of ze toilet!"
Tails only continued his blank stare.
"Come! Zis way!" the professer commanded, taking the still gawking cub by the arm. Leading him toward a massive door in his lab, he punched a security code into a small keypad. The door slowly began to open, creaking in opposition of it's actions "Lookie vis!"
As soon as the door was fully raised, that blank look once more donned the cub's face as his eyes fell apon the machine "A giant toilet."
"Ves! Vis ze Master Septic Tank! Shust get ze monshter in ze seat von flush! Eet vwill become entrapped in ze septic tank and vwill not be able to escape!"
Tails mearly continued his blank stare, arching an eyebrow for a second; then shook his head rolling his eyes "As long as it works, I don't care. Come on, we've got to get the potty monster in there!"
* * * * * * * *
Sonic paced back and forth in his jail cell. The cell was made of thick walls of steel and was extremely small, hardly enough room to get some sort of decent speed going. There were also no windows and the door was a solid slab of steel. Sonic had tried several times to spin his way out, but to no avail. He ended up hurting himself worse then the walls.
"Man, Robotnik's done his homework with this thing." he mused tapping his index finger's knuckle on one of the walls. He sighed to himself sitting down on a small bench that had been placed in the room.
"I've gotta get out of here. I wonder what Tails is doing."
Sonic's thoughts were suddenly broken as he stood up when he heard footsteps not far outside his cell, along with familar laughter.
"Heh heh! We got Sonic!" Grounder's low and dopey toned voice rang from the outside.
"Yeah! Ah-ha ah-ha!" came Scratch's harsh-toned reply.
A mischievous smile spread across Sonic's face as he folded his arms leaning against the steel door. He exhaled a loud, scabrous sigh raising his voice "No you didn't."
Scratch and Grounder's chatter paused for a moment.
"What do you mean we didn't?"
Sonic's smile widened into a cheser cat grin, his bait had a nibble "Just what I said. That big stink blob caught me, not you guys. And you know what? Since he actually did something you guys haven't managed to do, Robotnik'll probably make that guy the leader of the SSSSS Squad."
Another pause--followed by a sudden crash of metal outside. A low chuckle erupted from the hedgehog's chest. Those two had always been easy to scam, and it seemed as thought this would be no exception.
"Oh no! If that happenes that means that big blob'll become Robotnik's favorite!!" Grounder's paniked voice yelled suddenly breaking the silence.
Scratch slapped him in the back of the head "Don't listen to him!! He's just trying to fool us so we'll let him out of the cage!
"Oh my, you guys found me out. My plan failed. Now what am I gonna do?" Sonic said scarcastically.
"Scratch, what if he's not making this up? I mean, George did capture him!"
Hooked. Now to reel them in.
Scratch blinked "No! Don't believe him! If we let him out we're--"
The two were interrupted by the ring of a telephone. Grounder opened the small door on his stomach pulling his build-in phone out.
"Yes Dr. Robotnik?"
A mouth suddely poped through the earpiece of the phone, Robotnik's voice boomed as spit flew all over the two "What are you dumb-bots doing?! Get back up here NOW!"
"Eep, right away your Evil-ness!" Scratch said kicking Grounder in the behind. The sounds of mechanical feet and conveyerbelts clanking against the steel floor could be heard fading over a period of a few seconds as the two left.
"Rats!" Sonic snapped his fingers twisting his neck to it's motion. "I almost had those two!" the hedgehog grumbled sliding back down on his cell's bench.
"I'm stumped as to how to get out of here. I guess it's up to you Lil' bro."
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*chuckle* I'm not sure what's more disturbing; the fact I'm writing this in the first place, or the fact you've made it this far ;D