Gir walked past the gnomes that had warded off Dib hundreds of times. He walked onto the cold cement of the sleeping city unaware of Zim the Irken's presence. He walked across the cul-de-sac in which he lived. He then remembered how he had made money to ride the Earth bus. Break-dancing on the street.

Gir silently turned on his jets flew 80 feet in the air and flew with dog ears flapping in the gentle breeze. He spotted the park and landed. It was deserted. He waited minutes which turned into hours. Finally at 3:00 am people, teenagers, crowded the park.

Gir started break-dancing. He caught the eyes of a few teens who told their friends. They watched him and threw pools of money out at him. By 6:00am ,when the teens left and kids 12 and under came, he had about $300. Gir opened his head and put in the money and then left to find another way to make money.

He later passed Mc Meaties. He strode in and went up to the service counter.

Gir: Hello! I'm looking for a job.
Guy: Take this test to test your knowledge of meat.
Gir: Ok!

Gir took the test out of the person's hands and jet to the corner of the room to take out a pencil and start the test.

Gir's POV (Q question GA Gir's answer)

Q1: Who was the founder of Mc Meaties?
GA: Mr. Meat Melvyn.

Q2: Does meat rot?
GA: Yes.

Q3: Are our prices cheap?
GA: No, that's why I want to work here. For more money.

Q4: If you were accepted here would you do it for the people, the discounts or the money.
GA: For the money.

Q5: Do you like our products?
GA: Yes, but their still too expensive.

Gir then looked on the other side. It said...

Application:
Name:
Age:
Birth Date:
Address:
Phone Number:
E-mail:

Gir put...

Name: Gir Birth Date: Sometime last year Address: Zim's house Phone Number: 26-913-7918 E-mail: Don't know.

Gir then walked, squeakily, up to the service counter and handed it to the guy. He skimmed over it. It seemed like he was looking for something. Guy then sprinted to the boss's office and handed him the slip. The boss stamped it and gave it back. Guy shyly backed away and gave the test to Gir. On the back was a note from the boss.

Mr. Gir,

I've came to the conclusion that you would be an excellent employ. Your hours are Monday 7:00am to 4:30pm and Thursday 7:00 to 5:00.
You shall be paid your weekly paycheck of $80 an hour.

Best wishes,
Boss Man

Gir stared at the note and hugged it knowing he was closer to owning Crazy Taco!

To be continued...