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The Cat was slumped against the wall, his face screwed up. "We're all gonna die!"
"Sir-"
"Look, I know we're gonna die!"
"Sir-"
"This guy sure knows how to cause pain! I mean come on, iron manacles with this shirt!"
"Please calm down sir-"
"Calm down! Calm down!" the Cat shook his shackles in a sulk, "now if I was wearing my green suit… the one with the tassels and polymer stitching…" Cat's eyes had gone dreamy, "or maybe a blue cravat… little round shiny sequins… blackcurrant suede boots…aoow! I could pull that off!"
"The most important thing to remember is that we can't die sir, we may have no hope of escaping, we may be in for a long and painful journey, in fact, it may never end… wait… I should have thought about that before I said it."
"Well at least grease stain's not awake yet, now that's a face to ruin my day."
Rimmer groaned and opened his eyes slowly.
The Cat heaved an exasperated sigh, "See; now my day is ruined!"
The darkened room slowly came into focus; Rimmer sat up with a small groan, "where – where are we?"
"I believe we are still on red dwarf; on board somewhere is the GELF, no doubt he is strategically plotting our fate."
"Oh… that sounds fantastic!"
Starbug was slowly sinking in a swirling misty bog on the planet of ohmygodabanana. Lister was currently buried under the less securely fastened pieces of starbug's interior that had blasted off the walls when he had crashed.
Things had definitely looked better. The GELF smiled to itself in the safety of red dwarf, the best type of pain was emotional, but physical was great for a starter. It watched the view screen and licked its green slobbery lips in anticipation; it couldn't wait for the main course.
"Why did we have to get landed with a pain GELF anyway?"
The three remaining red dwarf posse were feeling a bit sorry for themselves really.
"I'm hungry." the Cat said rattling his bonds…"We are all gonna die!"… He breathed for a moment, "And these shackles are ruining my image!"
"WE KNOW!" Kryten and Rimmer exclaimed simultaneously.
Half an hour later, still bubbling in a cess pool of hell on the marmite infested planet of ohmygodabanana, Lister found the strength to open his eyes. Pain. Pain beyond pain beyond pain beyond pain beyond pain beyond pain. You get the idea. His eyelids fluttered as he tried to get up, the weight of the heap of debris was weighing heavily on his chest. His breathing became laboured as he pushed the torrents of rubbish aside. It was smeared with sticky red threads that looked an awful lot like blood, but Lister couldn't think straight. He found his feet, and heaved a metallic tinged breath at the effort it cost him.
He knew who he could thank for this. His friends.
"Don't worry sir, Mr Lister will save us."
Rimmer raised an eyebrow, "What?" he sneered, "The 'boys from the dwarf'? Friends always stick together?"
"Yeah! We're his buds, he wouldn't let us down, would he?"
How could they let him down like this? Lister slid down to the floor groaning in pain and grasping his stomach as a fresh wave of nausea overwhelmed him. If they were his friends why the smeg would they willingly do this to him? Then there was that small voice in the back of his mind…They're not you're friends… they left you to die. Lister grimaced, staring down at his blood drenched hands in horror, They're not my friends.
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OMG! What will happen! lol. I know…another dead boring chappie, ah well, review and it'll get better I promise… well, I'll try anyway…
Oh yeah, giver-of-hope, the GELFs were used for interrogation, not really anything else, I'll try and put that in sumwhere. bye x.x