The Adventures of Leon & Julian
By: Leon & Julian
Chapter 1: Hall & Oates
It's the year 1985, two guys named Leon and Julian, get up from their favorite TV couch. They walk over to the stereo and put in their favorite CD labeled Hall & Oates – Private Eyes. Julian walks over to the stereo remote and skips to the song ' Out of Touch '. "MY FAVORITE SONG!" Leon shouts. Many years later, they are both doing the same thing, listening to Finley Quaye, Hall & Oates and watching C-Span on a big TV. "GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH" shouts Leon to Julian; " I am , hang on, C-Span is on." Says Julian as he gets off the couch and walks to the computer. "Let me sign on to this new chat room I heard of " Says Julian once again.
IRC v. 59.53 –
Signing on…
Welcome to XiRC!
Rules:
No Spam
No Idiots
No Retards
No N00BS!
Welcome to #SSUK
Meatwad Hi.
Sai OMG HAI!
Kenji HAIT
ATATHJASH!
Meatwad Ok
YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED
BY EBItCHUisaMAN (I lieke hat u kzies/1/)-
Rejoin.
Welcome to #SSUK
Meatwad Hello?
Pheo You are
stupid.
Iota I will
rape you, secksy! ;)
SIGNED OFF!
"HOWLY HELL" Yells Julian. "What!" says Leon; "Well, first, I went online, and I was attacked by n00bs, then kicked from the chat room. Then some gay guy said he would rape me." , " That's ok, its just a stupid chat room anyway, we should found #DrPhil chatroom" says Leon. They both get up and grab beers from the fridge, then stare at the posters on the wall of the giant smiles with beers.