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"Kill it Kill it!" The Cat kept shouting, "It's messing up my hair!"
Lister's breath came hard in his throat, "HOW!"
Cat rolled his eyes and said, as if it was so damn obvious, "Well why don't you just shoot him with a triple arced laser gun?"
"An exceptional question sir, with just two minor flaws, one, there are no such things as triple arced laser guns-"
"Kryten!" Lister grabbed the mechanoid by the shoulders and dragged him along with him. "You're alive!"
"Mr David sir! I told them you'd rescue us, I didn't doubt you for a second." His leg jiggled wildly, but Lister ignored it – as you do when you're close to collapsing.
"Come on Krytes… we gotta get outta here,"
"Not so fast you scum-sucking crusty-pant-wearing pigmy!" the GELF slobbered after them, leaving a long trail of a slimy gloopy substance that the boys from the dwarf were not about to hang around and see.
It was going so well. They were almost free, the GELF was behind, they could get to Starbug – they could escape! Then…
Lister tripped.
His body slammed against the floor with a heavy slap.
Ouch.
Lister groaned, looking back to see what he had tripped on through a haze of blood. A bazookoid lay on the floor… A bazookoid glinting in the light… A bazookoid? A bazookoid! His brain shouted at him, use it you idiot! Oh, he focused on this for a moment, yeah…
He picked it up with a groan and aimed at the evil git advancing towards him. "Rimmer, get out of the way!" he yelled, aiming it at the other evil git behind the first. He forced his podgy finger on the trigger.
What followed was an echoing explosion of light and sound. Lister flung his arms up to shield his face. Wow, the GELF must have upgraded the bazookoids! Ours wouldn't even dent a banana!
Before he lost consciousness, again, he saw the GELF squealing with delight. It was 50 ft bigger. Squashed up against the walls and ceiling, giggling like the lunatic that it was.
"Ha!" it said splattering the red dwarf posse with a load of slimy gloopy gunk.
Lister collapsed on the floor in utter exhaustion.
It was about time too.
"I think I know why this happened," Kryten said, wiping the oozing gunk from his head, "The GELF is a pain GELF."
"Oh, if truth be told, I hadn't noticed!" Rimmer's tinny voice said from his light bee.
"Really sir, you must be more observant. It feeds on its own pain as well as others."
"That's good to know," said Cat, watching the GELF ahead of them trying to dislodge its enormous body from between the walls. "What does it mean?"
"It means, if I may say so, that we are in trouble. Big time,"
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