Thanks to sunrise over the tango factory!

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Five hours later and they had just about run out of ideas...

"Ummm…" Cat said

"Urm…" Lister said

"Uhh…" Kryten said

No ideas came; the GELF got bored and decided that pain was the answer. It always thought pain was the answer. To be perfectly honest, it's hard not to when you're a pain GELF.

"Ah, smeg this." Lister said, which I think was just about the right thing to sat at the time. He lunged forward embracing the disgusting thing. It was the only thing he could think of. If he was bound to die anyway, he thought, 'what the smeg - I'll give it a go.'

"I love you!" he gasped. Before the pain wiped him out, he planted a kiss on the GELF's blubbery skin.

"ARRGGGG!" cried the GELF, "I'm melting! I'm melting!"

And it was true, it was melting. Its bogey-like body was dissolving into a pool of slimy green gloopy gunk.

Poor Lister, who had keeled over underneath the GELF, was now smothered with it. He looked like he'd had the misfortune of getting stuck up someone's nose when they had the killer flu.

Cat jumped in delight, "I've got my style back! I'm me! Shield your eyes buds; my beautiful ass is back!" he did a quick Michael Jackson spin, "AAOOWW! I'm looking nice!"

Kryten ran over to Lister, "Mr Lister? Mr Lister sir?" he turned to Cat, "I think he may be seriously ill! We need to get him to the medibay and fast; I hate to think what that GELF did to him back on Starbug."

"All right bud, but first I need to change! I've been wearing the same suit for nearly a whole day! Never mind him being ill! What about me?"

...gasp...

In the medibay, things couldn't have looked worse… Well they could have looked worse. I mean Lister could have been dead. That, if anything, could have been worse.

Lister was lying on the medi-bed still gripping Rimmer's light bee in his hands. The shards were beginning to bite into his skin. He wouldn't let them go. No matter how hard Kryten tried to prise them from his fingers. He wouldn't let them go.

"I'm worried about him sir, his breathing isn't stable, and we have no way of knowing what will happen to him over the next few hours."

The Cat frowned, worry deep in his brow, "I'm sorry bud… I didn't hear what you said, could you leave me alone! I'm trying to eat here!"

"But sir, we need to get Mr Rimmer's light bee. If I don't fix it soon, we may never get to bring him back."

"No grand canyon nostrils?" Cat grinned widely, "And to think, I was gonna mark this day as unlucky!"

Kryten nearly wrung his hands, "I need your help sir, please!"

The Cat was finally defeated, "Well alright, but only because… no wait, I don't have a reason! I'm staying right here bud!"

After a precious half an hour of time was lost, the Cat, at long last, gave in. But only at the promise of 5 extra fish… Big fish.
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