A/N: this is a spoof of a HarryHermione relationship. It is made to make you laugh so don't criticize me!

HarryHermione: SSR (snog snog revolution)

"Um... Hermione? I need help studying! Will you help me?" Harry said while they were in the common room one morning. She nodded. "Sure Harry, meet you in the RoR! (room of requirement)"

She went upstairs to grab her stuff and met Harry in the RoR where there was a couch and a fireplace in front of it. "Kind of romantic, eh Harry?" she asked as she sat down on a leather couch with Harry. "Okay, what did you want to study?"

"You, honey. I want to know everything about you. What is your favorite ice cream? Color? Car?" he asked. Hermione looked shocked.

"Harry? Im being serious. Are you alright?" she asked. Harry nodded and hugged her with no alert. She started to protest but was cut off with a kiss. Hermione gave in since he was such a good kisser.

"Oh Harry…" she said, pulling back to get air. He pulled back but was given little time to breathe when Hermione pulled him back in.

(don't worry guys this is still T no… very deep stuff!)

The kiss heated up and Hermione hand her hands in his hair. He was running his hands up and down her back, giving her shivers and goosebumps. They pulled back for air. "Hermione, there is something I have to tell you. I've loved you since the first day you popped your head in that door saying 'Have you seen a toad? Neville lost his.'" Hermione smiled with tears.

"I don't love you like a fan would. But I love you as a girlfriend would. I knew for the first time that I loved you. You were so cute, sitting there in your robes, talking to Ron. When we talked later on, I loved being around your normal self. Not the Famous Harry Potter who is so withdrawn and doesn't like anyone."

They both started to kiss again. Hermione had worked off Harry's shirt and was squeezing his muscles and tickling his chest with her delicate touch. Harry was unbuttoning her shirt and she slipped it off. They laid next to each other, every so often breaking for air.

"So what are we?" Hermione asked. "B/f g/f?" Harry shrugged. "Do you want to be?" Hermione nodded. They got back to heated kissing.

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