the challenge - "it needs to involve Roy and Riza and somehow Roy has to be in womens clothes." the part of Riza was written by a friend in this one, the esteemed D. Schwartz, who is actually responsible for starting this whole set with a list of challenges... -fireun
"This isn't funny, lieutenant." Roy snarked, trying to fold his legs in such a way as to not flash his subordinate.
"I'd disagree, sir. I'd say that it's very, very funny." Lt. Hawkeye suppressed the urge to titter. "Hilarious, even."
"He requested a rematch. A rematch, lieutenant. One would have assumed he meant a fight." A bit of a breeze wandered up the rather short material that had at a point about twenty minutes previous been his best pair of uniform slacks.
"Young Elric is notorious for being mighty and terrible in his vengeance, sir." Hawkeye was doing a very admirable job at being deadpan.
"I heard there was another fight, sir, are you alr..." Fury poked his head in the office, squeaked in surprise as he caught sight of Roy's altered wardrobe, and fled.
"…a skirt!"
Roy ground his teeth as he heard Havoc launch into a fit of laughter. "Riza, would you please see about getting me a pair of pants?"
The phone chose that moment to ring. Roy snatched it up with a snarl. "Mustang."
"Hullo old man!" Hughes' voice crooned through the receiver. "I hear you have had a bit of a rough day."
"Don't you have some sort of actual work to do, Major?" Roy hissed.
"Nothing more important than the concern I hold for my closest of friends."
Hawkeye, finally beyond any feeling of decorum, collapsed in a fit of laughter and tears.