Chapter 2

INTRODUCTION OF SID

Now, I must say, I don't really understand why all of you are so THRILLED with this

bumbling idiot. I really don't. He can't think, he can barely SPEAK, and he has two

crazy rhinoceros chasing after him, because he has an apparent death wish. So where

you find me now is on the bottom of a very large and hairy woolly mammoth. So I'm only

able to catch glimpses of what's going on, every time he takes a step, but I promise I will

faithfully narrate all that I'm able to see. So, I discover that this mammoth is walking

backwards from the procession. Either that, or everyone else is walking backward, which

I doubt, from the looks he's receiving. So I can't really see what's going on, but I hear a

thump, and then the mammoth stops walking, so my vision is totally obscured, but I could

hear their conversation relatively clearly. It went something like this "Mmmmph PHABA

toooooo loo maphiobaxo lato!" and then "WEPFE lalola walla walla merph copleon."

I'm fairly certain I've mistaken the last word, because in the language of yidderman, this

sentence means "I think I've swallowed the fly's journal." And as you all know fly's are

not NEARLY intelligent enough to keep a journal, but I really can't think of another word

that sounds the same. Except for capooleewn but that means lasagna, and obviously fly's

don't cook either. So we find ourselves walking again, and eventually the line of animals

fades away, and we begin walking through barren lands, and I get my first glimpses of

HIM. His snaggly teeth go perfectly with his disproportioned ears and his incapability

to walk. I was not impressed. The Mammoth didn't seem too impressed either, as the

large, snaggle toothed idiot was constantly being left behind and shouted at. The

conversations went something like so:

"When are we stopping to eat?"

"We? There is no WE. It's just ME and then there's just YOU, who seem to persist in

following ME."

"Oh."

And after they'd repeated this a few hundred times, and they'd finally exhausted the

issue, by the Mammoth giving up, they started on the issue of names.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

EEsh guys, I'm not in a funny mood tonight… anyway, I have to watch the movie again, because I can't remember exactly what happens after this…. Hehe. So I want to thank everybody for all their reviews!

I'm STILL getting some, and it's so awesome!

Dancing Mia—glad you liked it… and sorry it's taken SO long to update!

UndyingWisdom SnakeHead – meaning less bold font? Ok.

Cloe – glad you liked it! Thanks for the review. Anything is better than nothing. It's so depressing when you don't get any reviews…

Tater Salad – entrez sid en ce chapitre

Dracianna -- Hmmm, good tip. I didn't think of that, but ya, reading it over, it's a lot easier.

Kiki – AAH! YOU ROCK!  The toilet idea was totally random. We were in the car driving to somewhere far away, and I just started doodling in a notebook. Then I started writing sentences, and drawing pictures of Scrat. Then I started putting sentences together, and I'd get ideas from random things in the car or things we passed… Totally random story, which I wasn't actually planning on continuing, but… I got lots of nice reviews, so I'm trying to finish it…

SOOOOOOO I think that's it… thanks to all my reviewers, and check out my other story's!
Jack Sparrow's Life and The Fate of Squash…